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The Many Gobos of Pat/Quotes

2015-07-22T19:27:44Z

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This is a selection of quotes from [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] [[campaign]].

This campaign was rather combat focused, and therefore did not contain as many memorable quotes.

== Player Quotes ==

===[[Rob]]===

===[[Warren]]===

===[[Terrence]]===
*'''''"Madelyne! Guess what?! We both have holes I wanna fill now!"'''''
::''- After losing one of his eyes.''

===[[Pryor]]===
*'''''"Like I said; we don't want any!"'''''
::''- To Willis after they have taken Pattenborrow's home.''

===[[Madelyne]]===

===[[Desnuttes]]===
*'''''"What?"'''''
::''- Desnutes is absent minded because he's tripping on swammies.''

===[[Dankie]]===
*'''''"We're only supposed to run upstairs if there's a fire."'''''
::''- Dankie describing their escape plan.''

*'''''"I don't stink so."'''''
::''- Dankie not wanting to work with a Kobold that he thinks is a dwarf.

*'''''"Sneak attack on this dwarf from behind!"'''''
::''- Dankie trying to attack a Kobold.''

*'''''"Eeh-haw."'''''
::''- Coe expressing his feelings on having the first character death in the series.''

== NPC Quotes ==
*'''''"I don't think so."'''''
::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''

*'''''"I don't think so."'''''
::''- Willis.''

*'''''"There will come a day when you need me inside of you."'''''
::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''

== Dialogue ==
:'''Warren:''' ''"Hey Madelyne, it's Warren."''
:'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!"''
:'''Madelyne:''' ''"What do you want, Warren?"''
:'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!!"''
:'''Madelyne:''' ''[Annoyed] "What do you want, Warren?"''
::- When Warren is going to convince Madelyne to come downstairs.

[[Category:Stubs]]

Chilly Willy

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'''"No one wins"

<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Chilly Willy Champion Elmar </small></div>

A game first seen in [[Porc Hunters]] played by [[Chilly Wizzy]] and [[Dave]] in college. What the game exactly entails is a mystery. In [[Porc Hunters]] Elmar and Dave play, but both lost. The [[Theta Squad]] considered playing this game with [[Porbo]] as Plan E, but they never did.

Nessie

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Nessie.png
|name= Nessie
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= Unknown
|stamina= Unkown
|class= Unknown
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Himself
|ability= Unknown
|equipment= Unknown
|relative= None
|alias= The Bridge Troll
|status= Alive
}}
'''Nessie the Bridge Troll''' is a [[Gnome]] first met in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]. He is found on a bridge with his [[EagleBear]] companion.

== Characteristics ==

Nessie is a confused gnome who thinks he's a troll. He wears a top-hat and relatively fancy clothing. He loves Dwarves, allowing them to pass his bridge at the cost of one treasure, but despises his Gnome-brethren.

Nessie has stated that he has no relatives, whether that's true or not has yet to be elaborated on.

Due to his loneliness he has accepted bridge toll payment in the form of sexual favors and has shown that he has a weakness when it comes to females he deems attractive.

== Notable Traits and Abilities ==

Nessie's most obvious feature is his companion, a hulking [[EagleBear|Eagle Bear]] who has the ability to fly. We have yet to see a Eagle Bear's true combat potential as the Adventurers tricked Nessie into letting them pass, but there are hints of more to come with Nessie and his large friend.

== Trivia ==
<ul>
<li>It was intended for Nessie to despise [[Dwarf|Dwarves]] and only let [[Gnome|Gnomes]] pass but [[Rob]] read his document wrong so Nessie turned out to hate his own kind.</li>
</ul>

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