Vanessa Squishwitz

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|name= Vanessa Squishwitz
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|gender= Female
|affiliation= <br>
* [[List_of_Organizations#The Future Winners|The Future Winners]]
|relative= Unknown Relation: [[Elmar|Elmar Squishwitz]]
|alias= Boobs
|status= Alive
|actor= [[Rob]]
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'''Vanessa Squishwitz''' is a [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Bard]] played by [[Rob]] in [[Battle of the Bards]]. She is the face and lead singer of the band known as the ''Future Winners.''

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Vanessa is a female Elf with pale skin, green eyes and a voluptuous figure. Vanessa's hair is a deep violet with a lot of volume and goes down to the nape of her neck, she has the left side of her head shaved. Vanessa wears pink strapless top with black accents and two black stripes on it, a black belt with gold studs, and a pair of violet shorts. Her shoes are black with heels, with an exaggerated collar adorned with gold studs. Over this she wears a black, sleeveless jacket with the collar popped up, near the end of the jacket is a semi-translucent, sparkly, pink cloth that goes to her feet, and on her left bicep is two bands, with one adorned in gold studs. When preforming, she will preform Disguise as to apply her make up, which is long yellow fingernails, yellow lipstick, black mascara and yellow eye shadow.

She carries around her personal Flute, which is deep green in color.
===Personality===
Vanessa is very self-absorbed, letting her own personal fame lead her to believe she is above others, such as [[Duncan]] and [[Popo]]. She often mistreats them and accuses them of sexual harassment. She tends to do whatever she wants, and this includes taking a copious amount of drugs and performing when she is not supposed to.

===Notable Attributes===
* She has very long fingernails, so long that when they punctured [[Duncan|Duncan's]] eye, it caused the eye to start gushing blood.
* She uses the spell [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00016-bard-disguise Disguise] to disguise her voice, making it softer and more appealing to men.
** Without Disguise on, her voice is more gravely, and rough.
* She is the main act for [[List of Organizations#The Future Winners|The Future Winners]] during the [[Battle of the Bards]] competition.
* Vanessa's hearing became very sensitive while she was at the Battle of the Bards, leading to her not only being able to detect noises from far away, but also developing large headaches due to the amplified noises around her.

==Relationships==
===[[Elmar]]===
Elmar and Vanessa are related to each other. However, this relation was not expressed.

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====Traits====
* [{Race / Elf}]
* [{Class / Bard}]
* [{Cornerstone / Musician}]
* [{Attribute / Rebellious}]

====Passives====
* [{Bard / Musical Instrument}] (Flute)

====Abilities====
* [{Bard / Charm}]
* [{Bard / Disguise}]
* [{Bard / Lullaby}]
* [{Magician / Copycat}]
* [{Puppeteer / Lascene}]

====Former Abilities====

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====Current====
* [{Armor / Leather Armor}]
* [{Consumable / Chipped Prism}]
* [{Weapon / Iron Dirk}]

====Former Belongings====
* [{Armor / Freeboot Coat}] (2)
* [{Armor / Leather Armor}]
* [{Armor / Studded Armor}]
* Keen Stone Flask

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==History==
===Background===
===[[Battle of the Bards]]===
===Fate===

==Trivia==
* Vanessa is the first character to use Disguise as a way to disguise something other than her appearance.
* Vanessa is the first character to suffer from a heart attack.
* Vanessa Squishwitz was the original character to be featured on the [[Spellslinger|Spellslinger's]] cards in Season 2.
** In Season 3, Vanessa was featured on the [[Bard|Bard's]] Class Cards.

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