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Desnuttes

2015-10-29T18:29:53Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Desnuttes RadioactiveK.png
|name= Desnuttes
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Hobgoblin | Hobgoblin]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= 
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Ice Bolt]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]] (No max stamina penalty)
|equipment= 
* [[Shillelagh]]
* [[Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Bladeturn]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Apprentice Wand]]
* [[Wriggly Wench]]
|relative= 
*Adoptive Father/Fusee: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
*Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
*Adoptive Brothers: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]] and [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
*Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias= Pat Desnuttes
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Pat Desnuttes''', formerly known as '''Goblin Desnuttes''', is a [[Hobgoblin]] [[Goblin]] [[Wizard]] portrayed by [[Justin]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Desnuttes is a male red skin Hobgoblin with a large figure, messy brown hair, and green eyes. Desnuttes wore a grey robe over a stretched blue shirt and blue sandals. Around his neck, Desnuttes wore a necklace with a Swammie inside of a bottle.

===Personality===
Desnuttes is a calm, proud goblin. He often takes the back seat whilst everyone gets into the action and casts spells from a distance. He is often stoned on Swammie oil so this makes him very calm and relaxed.

===Relationships===

==== Pattenborrow Threecircle ====
Desnuttes is very close with his adoptive father, as they spent many hours meditating together in his study. Desnuttes is Pat's favorite son and these meditation sessions appear to help Pat himself relax. When Pat tells Desnuttes, that the goblin will need Pat 'inside him' one day, Desnuttes appears shocked and a bit grossed out. However, due to their closeness, after his beheading, Pat appears to continue living spiritually in Desnuttes, revealing himself as such when Desnuttes destroys the necklace his father gave him.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Greenskin]]
* [[Goblin#Hobgoblin|Bulky]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]

===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]] - Desnuttes does not take any Max Stamina penalty due to his meditation training.
* [[Ice Bolt]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Shillelagh | Shillelagh]]
* [[Treasures#Heartwall_Locket | Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Treasures#Crystal_Catalyst | Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn | Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Wiggly_Wrench | Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Wriggly Wench|the Wriggly Wench]]: Lost her in the woods

===Items===
* [[Items#Studded_Armor | Studded Armor]]
* [[Items#Apprentice_Wand | Apprentice Wand]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Rancid_Swammie | Rancid Swammie]]

==History==
===Background===
Desnuttes was found and adopted by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]].

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
We first meet Desnuttes in [[Pattenborrow]]'s House, were he has been adopted. Desnuttes is [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s favorite and often meditates with him in his study or bedroom. Desnutttes becomes so adept at meditation that he is able to increase his stamina pruely with the concentrated power of his thoughts. For his adoptive "Birthday" [[Pattenborrow]] gives him a neclace which allows makes him impervious to magic. When [[Pattenborrow]] is killed by the [[Dwarf]], [[Willis]], he and his adopted family are taken to an arena to fight for their freedom. They defeat all opponents un till they have to fight [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s biological daughter: [[Heatherfol Threecircle]]. It is then revealed that [[Heatherfol Threecircle]] was , in fact, not [[Pattenborrow]]'s real daughter, but [[Medusa]] in disguise. Denuttes hears the voice of the deceased [[Pattenborrow]], telling him to crush the neclace in his hands. When he does this, the spirit of [[Pattenborrow]] was able to take refuge in his body live, through Desnuttes, giving him his new name of Pat Desnuttes. With [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s help, Desnuttes and the gang were able to defeat [[Medusa]] and escape to freedom.

===Fate===
Pat Desnuttes escaped the [[Paladin Order]]'s Fighting Pits.

==Trivia==
* His name is a pun on "Gobble on these nuts" (Goblin Desnuttes). [https://youtu.be/jmuDPmt_-XY?t=5985]
* His bonded name is "Pat-Desnuttes" or "Pat these nuts".
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The Many Gobos of Pat

2015-10-29T18:27:19Z

2.96.49.179: /* Battle Encounters */

{{Campbox
|name= The Many Gogos of Pat
|image= File:The Many Gobos of Pat.png
|airdate= June 27th, 2015
|previous= [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
|next= [[The Sunswords]]
}}

'''The Many Gobos of Pat''' was the fourth official [[campaign]] of [[Unforgotten Realms Live]], which aired on June 27th, 2015. The leader for this campaign was [[Roamin]], playing as a pair of conjoined twin [[Goblin|goblins]] along with their siblings, under the care of an enigmatic [[elf]].

== Characters ==

=== Players ===

{| class="wikitable"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| Players
|-
!Character
!Race
!Class
!Player
|-
|[[File:Dankie Avatar.png|100px|link=Dankie]] [[Dankie]]
|[[Hobgoblin]]
|[[Booty Raider]]
|[[Coestar]]
|-
|[[File:DonPuppetPals.jpg|100px|link=Don]] [[Don|Don Key]]
|[[Donkey]]
|N/A
|[[Coestar]]
|-
|[[File:Terrence Warren Avatar.png|100px|link=Warren]] [[Warren]]
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]
|[[Theurgist]]
|[[Roamin]]
|-
|[[File:Terrence Warren Avatar.png|100px|link=Terrence]] [[Terrence]]
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]
|[[Booty Raider]]
|[[Roamin]]
|-
|[[File:Pryor Avatar.png|100px|link=Pryor]] [[Pryor]]
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]
|[[Monk]]
|[[Deadbones]]
|-
|[[File:Madelyne Avatar.png|100px|link=Madelyne]] [[Madelyne]]
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]
|[[Lumberjack]]
|[[Deadbones]]
|-
|[[File:Desnuttes Avatar.png|100px|link=Desnuttes]] [[Desnuttes| Goblin Desnuttes]]
|[[Hobgoblin]]
|[[Wizard]]
|[[Justin]]
|}

=== NPCs ===

{| class="wikitable"
!Character
!Race
!Class
|-
|[[File:Pattenborrow Avatar.png|100px|link=Pattenborrow]] [[Pattenborrow]]
|[[Elf]]
|[[Paladin]]
|-
|[[File:Willis Avatar.png|100px|link=Willis]] [[Willis]]
|[[Dwarf]]
|[[Paladin]]
|-
|[[File:HeatherfulThreecircleMedusa.jpg|100px|link=Medusa#Heatherfol]] [[Medusa|Heatherfol/Medusa]]
|[[Medusa]]
|N/A
|}

== Battle Encounters ==
<ul>
<li>[[Willis]] with the[[Paladin Order]] of [[Dwarf|Dwarves]] riding [[Ramster]]</li>
<li>[[Elaphelk]]s and the [[Elaphelk|Momma Elaphelk]] </li>
<li>Pirate [[Kobolds]] including [[Groundbold|Groundbolds]]</li>
<li>[[Medusa]] including a rematch with [[Willis]] and the[[Paladin Order]] of [[Dwarf|Dwarves]]</li>
</ul>

== Plot Summary ==

A group of five goblins were adopted as children by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]], the [[elf]] [[paladin]]. [[Pryor]], the father of [[Madelyne]], also lives with the group. On the anniversary of their adoption, which they treat as their birthday, the six goblins (and Madelyne's pet wolf, [[Scott]]) are all at Pat's home. [[Warren]] has his conjoined twin, [[Terrence]], ask for presents from Pat. They find Pat meditating with [[Desnuttes]], who is supposedly training to have Pat "inside" him. The family gathers to give out presents, including a crystal flatscreen that [[Dankie]] switches to a nude [[Bumbley|K4]] being given a backrub by a [[Monkey Fish King|giant monkey fish]]. Pat gets upset with this view and his burnt cookies, and stops giving gifts out.

As the family gathers again to sing songs, the home is raided by four [[Dwarf|dwarf]] paladins, led by [[Willis]], who are looking for Pat. Willis declares that it is illegal for goblins to exist, and Pryor is slammed into a wall. Though Dankie tries to hide under a chair from the dwarves, Pat and the rest begin attacking them. [[Ramster]] and dwarf reinforcements bust through the walls, and Pat tells the goblins to head upstairs. He pulls Desnuttes aside to give him his necklace, which makes its wearer immune to magic. Dankie keeps mounting ramsters, and Terrence loses his left eye to broken glass. Downstairs by himself, Pat resists the dwarves' attacks until he is beheaded in front of Pryor and Terrence. Willis explains to Pryor that Pat abandoned and stole from their paladin order. The goblins are then all knocked unconscious.

The goblins wake up in a [[Paladin Arena]], where they are forced by the dwarves to partake in gladiator-style battles, for their crime of existing. Pryor's experience tells him that the dwarves' behavior is very strange. Before entering the arena, they talk with a group of [[Kobold|kobolds]] that give false info about the their first battle with two [[elaphelk]]. When the goblins come out, Willis announces the 34th Pit of Challenges, and makes unusual remarks about his confusion with the situation. In the first battle, the elaphelk use [[Earthquake]], which permanently creates some rough terrain for future matches. Dankie again tries to mount each of the elaphelk repeatedly, with only mild success. After the goblins deal some considerable damage, armor falls from the sky and lands on the elaphelks' backs. In addition to doubling their stamina, the armor absorbs spells and reflects them back after a delay, which the goblins are not aware of. A [[Elaphelk#Momma_Elaphelk|momma elaphelk]] joins the fight, but all three are eventually defeated.

Back in the holding cell the next day, Madelyne charms a rat she calls [[Summer]], trying to recuperate from Scott's apparent death. The Greenskin goblins listen in on Dankie's twin, an undeveloped but conscious fetus within his body. The goblins briefly speak to a trash-talking female elf, who they will face in the third battle. In their second arena fight, however, they face the six kobolds that they met yesterday. They begin wielding a third weapon in their mouths to triple attack, and bribe two [[Groundbold|groundbolds]] to their side. Dankie rushes into battle, but is wounded from the fight and is quickly knocked out, as Summer is slain. He later dies when the crowd throws a donkey on him from the stands, causing Madelyne to break down and cry. After the party defeats the kobolds and groundbolds with the donkey's help, they discover that it is sentient and names it [[Don]].

The final arena battle pits the goblins against the female elf they saw earlier, who is revealed to be [[Medusa#Heatherfol Threecircle|Heatherfol Threecircle]], the daughter of Pat. Before the fight commences, they talk with Heatherfol to formulate a plan to avoid having to kill each other. They decide to attack Willis by using Pat's necklace to pass through the arena's magical barrier. Heatherfol pleads to take the necklace and carry this out, but Pat had told Desnuttes never to give it up. Heatherfol holds back on the goblins, but Willis forces combat by sending out junkie elves that start attacking her. Meanwhile, Desnuttes rides up a [[Force Pillar]] and throws Willis into the arena. The remaining dwarves jump down to fight and Willis calls upon dozens of paladin reinforcements. After feeling some strange touches, Desnuttes hears the voice of Pat, telling him to destroy the necklace. Right before Desnuttes is about to throw it on the ground, the voice tells him to crush it in his hand instead.

Desnuttes does, and Pat gains the ability to act through Desnuttes' body. Pat also communicates to the goblins that Heatherfol is not his real daughter. The impostor immediately reverts to her true form of [[Medusa]]. She had been mind-controlling the dwarves the entire time, and pretended to be Pat's daughter in the hopes of getting Pat's powerful necklace. The goblins were incapable of being controlled themselves. Medusa also mind-controls Don and brings him to her side permanently. The goblins alone now fight Don, Medusa, the still-obedient dwarves and paladins who heal Medusa, though they focus on damaging Medusa. In the end, Terrance finishes her off with a [[Golden Shot]], releasing everyone from her mind control. The freed Willis is confused and distraught after years of being under Medusa's spell, having been forced to kill magic-resistant elves. Don stays behind to continue running the arena, and Madelyne finally offers Terrence a kiss that is mediocre for Madelyne.

==Trivia==
* This campaign was originally going to air June 20th, but was delayed a week to work on its quality.
* Dankie was the first party member to die in an Unforgotten Realms Live campaign.
* The campaign was noticeably affected by "the Curse of K4". After the party saw K4 on a crystal flatscreen, the number 4 seemed to be rolled an unusual number of times. In the final encounter, the number 4 was rolled 10 times in just 60 rolls.

== External Links ==
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl4CmnQ2VIyfoct2qGzo6gn9ZtgPNAdF4 Campaign playlist on Youtube]

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Willis

2015-10-29T18:23:26Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Willis.png
|name= Willis
|race= [[Dwarf]]
|sub race=[[Dwarf#Hill Dwarf|Hill Dwarf]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation=[[Paladin Order]]
|ability= None
|equipment= Unknown
|alias=
|status= Alive
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Knock knock, combat has started."
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Paladin Willis</div>
|
|}
Willis is a [[Paladin]] [[Dwarf#Hill Dwarf|Hill Dwarf]] in the [[Paladin Order]]. He appears in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]].

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==Characteristics==

===Appearance===
Willis an adult dwarf in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]. Despite this, he is shorter than the average dwarf. He has a large bushy beard and wears traditional Paladin Armor.

===Personality===
Willis, like many people in Unforgotten Realms, dislikes [[Goblins]]. It is discovered later that he was mind-controlled at a young age and thus his personality never had a chance to develop much past a dislike of Goblins.

===Relationships===
Willis is in the [[Paladin Order]]

==Powers & Abilities==
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Honor Chains]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Unholy Water]]
*[[Holy Light]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]

==History==

===Background===
Willis was a young boy in the [[Paladin Order]] when [[Medusa]] brainwashed him and all the other dwarves to kill all the [[Elf|Elven]] [[Paladin|Paladins]].

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
Willis first appears in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] where he has tracked down [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]], whose is the step-father of the [[Players]]. He then proceeds to kill [[Pattenborrow Threecircle|Pat]] in front of his step-children. He later hosts the tournament in which the [[Players]] fight against various enemies, including Medusa.
When Medusa is killed the brainwashing ends and Willis reverts back to his earlier child-like state.

===Fate===
Willis is left alive but confused in the Coliseum.

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Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:55:46Z

2.96.49.179: /* Fate */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.

===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

===[[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]===
Unter and Gunter are two [[Kobold]] children saved by Kallark from a burning barn during [[The Sunswords]] campaign. Initially Kallark wanted to send the two to the Silvermine Mountains, but over time he warmed up to them, wanting to adopt them, with them even calling him 'daddy'. Unfortunately, the two stayed with the prisoner [[Rebooc]], and Kallark, aware that he was in no state of mind to care for the children, let them go.

In [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Kallark attempted to save the two. He devised a plan to get them out by releasing the prisoners, and then ran out of the mountain. He was able to save Unter, but Gunter's fate is currently unknown.

===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
Believing Trusty to be a Dwelf child, Kallark saves him along with Unter whilst escaping the Silvermine Mountains.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unnamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
{{TSS}}
{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:54:58Z

2.96.49.179: /* Unter and Gunter */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.

===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

===[[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]===
Unter and Gunter are two [[Kobold]] children saved by Kallark from a burning barn during [[The Sunswords]] campaign. Initially Kallark wanted to send the two to the Silvermine Mountains, but over time he warmed up to them, wanting to adopt them, with them even calling him 'daddy'. Unfortunately, the two stayed with the prisoner [[Rebooc]], and Kallark, aware that he was in no state of mind to care for the children, let them go.

In [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Kallark attempted to save the two. He devised a plan to get them out by releasing the prisoners, and then ran out of the mountain. He was able to save Unter, but Gunter's fate is currently unknown.

===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
Believing Trusty to be a Dwelf child, Kallark saves him along with Unter whilst escaping the Silvermine Mountains.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
{{TSS}}
{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:54:13Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trusty Necconi */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.

===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

===[[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]===
Unter and Gunter are two [[Kobold]] children saved by Kallark from a burning barn during [[The Sunswords]] campaign. Initially Kallark wanted to send the two to the Silvermine Mountains, but over time he warmed up to them, wanting to adopt them, with them even calling him 'daddy'. Unfortunately, the two stayed with the prisoner [[Rebooc]], and Kallark, aware that he was in no state of mind to care for the children, let them go. In [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Kallark attempted to save the two. He devised a plan to get them out by releasing the prisoners, and then ran out of the mountain. He was able to save Unter, but Gunter's fate is currently unknown.

===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
Believing Trusty to be a Dwelf child, Kallark saves him along with Unter whilst escaping the Silvermine Mountains.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
{{TSS}}
{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:53:04Z

2.96.49.179: /* Relationships */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.

===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

===[[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]===
Unter and Gunter are two [[Kobold]] children saved by Kallark from a burning barn during [[The Sunswords]] campaign. Initially Kallark wanted to send the two to the Silvermine Mountains, but over time he warmed up to them, wanting to adopt them, with them even calling him 'daddy'. Unfortunately, the two stayed with the prisoner [[Rebooc]], and Kallark, aware that he was in no state of mind to care for the children, let them go. In [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Kallark attempted to save the two. He devised a plan to get them out by releasing the prisoners, and then ran out of the mountain. He was able to save Unter, but Gunter's fate is currently unknown.

===[[Trusty Necconi]]===
Believing Trusty to be a Dwelf child, Kallark saves him along with Unter whilst escaping the Silvermine Mountains.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
{{TSS}}
{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:46:11Z

2.96.49.179: /* Relationships */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.

===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
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{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
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[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:44:01Z

2.96.49.179: /* Personality */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
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{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Carlos

2015-10-29T01:40:42Z

2.96.49.179: /* History */

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{{Charbox
|image= File:FunkPuppetPals.png
|name= Carlos
|race= [[Funk]] Hallucination
|sub race= Unknown
|class= Unknown
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Unknown
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation= Unknown
|ability= None
|equipment= None
|relative=
|alias= Foxsky the Fox God
|status= Unknown
}}

A funk's spray can cause delusions of a lying and manipulating funk with a god complex named Carlos. He will most likely try to make you kill children and talks about his tail-hair a lot. If you see him insanity is impending.

==Characteristics==
===Personality===
Carlos has a rather mischievous personality, as he likes to lie to and confuse Kallark. He also often interrupts Kallark while he is in the middle of a conversation, often causing that person to think Kallark is crazy.

===Appearance===
===Relationships===

==Powers and Abilities==
Carlos is in possession of knowledge beyond the 4th wall, but what he shares may or may not be true. He is also very manipulative and knows how to make Kallark do what he wants.
==History==
===[[The Sunswords]]===
Carlos first appears shortly after [[Kallark]] is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He seeks only to frustrate and annoy Kallark. Regardless, Kallark manages to save two [[Kobold]] orphans known as [[Unter]] & [[Gunter]]. As the campaign progresses Carlos appears more frequently. Getting in the way of conversions and other normal tasks. [[Gwyneth]] and the other Sunswords begin to seriously doubt his sanity, and when he loses his girlfriend, his job and the two Kobolds he wished to adopt, he quit his job and simply wandered away. With Carlos and [[Annihilus]] as his only companions.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
It is revealed that since the previous campaign Carlos' power over Kallark has only grown. Kallark discovers that instead of Unter and Gunter going to live with Kobolds, they had been placed within the prison, with [[Xavius]] believing they are prisoners. Kallark tries to convince him to release them. However he is unsuccessful because of Carlos' persistent butting in. This causes Gwyneth to threaten to send Kallark to Tom for psychiatric help, believing he's unfit to take care of the children. She offers to let Kallark sleep in the back room. During this time Carlos convinces Kallark that the only way he can be truly happy is to get the kids. And the only way to get the kids would be to bust them out himself. Not wanting to become a criminal, Kallark refused. However under pressure from Carlos, he eventually caved.
Overhearing Gwyneth say there was an extreme shortage of guards, Kallark offered up his services. Gwyneth did not want to let him, but with her desperate need for guards, and Kallark claiming Carlos had gone, she reluctantly accepted. The next night, Kallark prepared to put his plan into action. But when another guard came to report him to Gwyneth, he began to panic. However, the guard was simply a hallucination produced by Carlos. Frustrated with the funk, Kallark proceeds with the plan anyway. Grabbing Unter, and what he believes to be a Dwelf child (Actually [[Trusty Neconni]]) and runs out of the cell block.

==Fate==

==Trivia==
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Carlos

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{{Charbox
|image= File:FunkPuppetPals.png
|name= Carlos
|race= [[Funk]] Hallucination
|sub race= Unknown
|class= Unknown
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Unknown
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation= Unknown
|ability= None
|equipment= None
|relative=
|alias= Foxsky the Fox God
|status= Unknown
}}

A funk's spray can cause delusions of a lying and manipulating funk with a god complex named Carlos. He will most likely try to make you kill children and talks about his tail-hair a lot. If you see him insanity is impending.

==Characteristics==
===Personality===
Carlos has a rather mischievous personality, as he likes to lie to and confuse Kallark. He also often interrupts Kallark while he is in the middle of a conversation, often causing that person to think Kallark is crazy.

===Appearance===
===Relationships===

==Powers and Abilities==
Carlos is in possession of knowledge beyond the 4th wall, but what he shares may or may not be true. He is also very manipulative and knows how to make Kallark do what he wants.
==History==
===[[The Sunswords]]===
Carlos first appears shortly after [[Kallark]] is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He seeks only to frustrate and annoy Kallark. Regardless, Kallark manages to save two Kobold orphans known as [[Unter]] & [[Gunter]]. As the campaign progresses Carlos appears more frequently. Getting in the way of conversions and other normal tasks. [[Gwyneth]] and the other Sunswords begin to seriously doubt his sanity, and when he loses his girlfriend, his job and the two Kobolds he wished to adopt, he quit his job and simply wandered away. With Carlos and [[Annihilus]] as his only companions.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
It is revealed that since the previous campaign Carlo's power over Kallark has only grown. Kallark discovers that instead of Unter and Gunter going to live with Kobolds, they had been placed within the prison by [[Xavious]] believing they are prisoners. Kallark tries to convince him to release them. However he is unsuccessful because of Carlos' persistent butting in. This causes Gwyneth to threaten to send Kallark to Tom for psychiatric help, believing he's unfit to take care of the children. She offers to let Kallark sleep in the back room. During this time Carlos convinces Kallark that the only way he can be truly happy is to get the kids. And the only way to get the kids would be to bust them out himself. Not wanting to become a criminal, Kallark refused. However under pressure from Carlos, he eventually caved.
Overhearing Gwyneth say there was an extrme shortage of guards, Kallark offered up his services. Gwyneth did not wist to let him, but with her desprated need for guards, and Kallark claiming Carlos had gone, she reluctantly accepted. The next knight, Kallark prepared to put his plan into action. But when another guard came to report him to Gwyneth, he begins to panic. However, the guard was simply a hallucination produced by Carlos. Frustrated with the funk, Kallark proceeds with the plan anyway. Grabbing Unter, and what he believes to be a Dwelf child (Actually [[Trusty Neconni]]) and runs out of the cell block.

==Fate==

==Trivia==
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Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-29T01:34:14Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= 
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= 
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and they throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
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Kinney Boots

2015-10-29T01:30:15Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Kinney RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kinney Boots
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger]]
|class= [[Swashbuckler]]
|stamina= 29
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crewmember of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Swashbuckler#Lunge|Lunge]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Swish Swash|Swish Swash]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Buckle Buddy|Buckle Buddy]]
|equipment= 
* [[Flintlock Pistol]] (x2)
* [[Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Freeboot Coat]] (x2)
* [[Items#Consumables#Rejuvination Potion|Rejuvination Potion]]
|relative= 
*Cousin: [[Jo Krysstal]]
|alias= Skinny
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
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|style=width:50%|
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|-
|'''"Ehhh Buckle Buddies!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Kinney Boots</div>
|
|}

'''Kinney Boots''' is a [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]] [[Swashbuckler]], played by [[Deadbones]]. She is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew on the [[Bocoe]] during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, in charge of the starboard side cannons of the Bocoe.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kinney Boots is a female Kobold with grey rock-like fur, a voluptuous figure and red eyes. She wears a light purple corset that reveals her midriff, black shorts, black wrapping around her calves up to her toes, and a long dark purple coat that was slightly damaged along the bottom of the coat. She accessorized with a small golden [[Ankh of the Paladin Order|Ankh]] earring in her right ear and a large brown belt with two large pouches and a large golden belt buckle.

===Personality===
She likes to kill people, giving her a vibe of bloodlust. She won't hesitate when the option to kill comes up. Despite this grim characteristic, Kinney is generally charming, always with a smile on her face and appears to be permanently ecstatic, especially when she kills.
She has a sense of humour and often speaks ironically, allowing herself to make snide remarks about the extensive length of [[Captain Merci]]'s sleep.
While very cautious about her life (knowing that she can't swim, she buckles herself to Merci, who is an excellent swimmer), she forgets all reason and care when blinded by rage and bloodlust, causing her to forget everything and focus on destroying her enemies. In this state, she appears more than willing to hurt herself to deal extra damage to the opponent.
Speaks in some URealms version of French.

==Relationships==

===[[Captain Merci]]===
Kinney shows a lot of affection towards her Captain during the voyage to recover the Jewel of the Dingo Isles and spends a large portion of combat during the campaign buckled to Merci (happily remarking: 'Buckle Buddies!'). She also appears very touched when Merci calls her 'Skinny Boots'. She remarks that she is indeed very slim and thanks the Captain for noticing. She is, however, often disgusted by Merci's Porc habits, such as vomiting food and lactating at will.
Merci seems to value Kinney's advice and takes it often, perhaps trusting it more than that of his first mate. Among Kinney's suggestions are to put cannonballs into the cannons, before firing them with fish yogurt, as well as suggesting they 'just go and [they] kill [the harpies]'.

===[[Jo Krysstal]]===
Kinney has a bond with her cousin and generally sticks around him outside of combat, especially as the two are both assigned to managing the cannons. However, Kinney seems more than happy to delegate less enjoyable tasks, such as helping Octivias lactate or testing the fish soup, to Jo without consulting him.
She also blames Jo for bringing her onto a Porc ship, when Jakelad the Bard sings his first variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds'.

===[[McCoy]]===
Kinney has little respect for the first mate, calling him 'Monsieur Piggy' under her breath on a few occasions. She appears disgusted by his Porc habits, such as vomiting fish yogurt eaten earlier.

===[[Octivias]]===
Kinney has little to no attachment to the ship's cook and has only contempt for his food. When Octivias was drowning overboard the ship, Kinney complained loudly against Merci diving in to save him (thus putting her at risk of being pulled into the sea, buckled to her Captain). Later on, when given the chance of saving Octivias, who is about to fly overboard, Kinney chooses instead to spit at the corpse of Jakelad to sate her bloodlust.

===[[Jakelad]]===
Kinney soon develops a fierce hatred for the ship's bard, very much due to his new song 'Fuck the Kobolds'. She swears to Jo Krysstal, that Jakelad will be the first to die. As such, she appears euphoric when Jakelad turns mutinous, thus giving her a chance to take revenge. She sings her own variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds' as she lands the first attack on the Bard: 'Fuck the Porc Bard; Slap him in the face.'
Her hatred and bloodlust are so strong, that she chases Jakelad onto the deck, despite the danger the Behemoth poses, and makes sure he dies, singing: 'Killing the Porc Bard; killing the Porc Bard' as she smashes his skull.

==Notable Attributes==
Kinnie is very skilled in combat.
Despite being a sea-faring pirate, Kinney has no swimming ability whatsoever.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Luck of the Sea]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]

===Swashbuckler Abilities===
*[[Lunge]]
*[[Swish Swash]]
*[[Buckle Buddy]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant_Surge | Lieutenant Surge]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol (x2)]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat (x2)]]
* [[Items#Rejuvenation_Potion | Rejuvenation Potion]]
* [[Items#Studded Armor | Studded Armor]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]
* [[Accessories#Glass_Vial | Glass Vial (Contains Posion)]]
* [[Accessories#Ankh_of_the_Paladin_Order | Ankh of the Paladin Order (Earing)]]
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

==History==
===Background===
Kinney Boots, at an undetermined point in time, either obtained the magical mace [[Lieutenant Surge]] from the Elven leader of a band of [[Porc|porcs]], [[Ca-Rell]], or lost it in the water, allowing Ca-Rell to find it later on.

Kinney Boots had joined the crew of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' with her cousin, [[Jo Krysstal]], for the job [[Nisovin]] gave them. She is known to slack off and sleep around a lot, possibly because she always carries a bottle of liquor on her.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Kinney proves her worth when the [[Bocoe]] is attacked by a flock of [[Harpies]], and she uses Lieutenant Surge against them. She also finds a new bottle of liquor, [[Winechestors Finest]], that has no negative side effects. This increases her dependence on alcohol, probably to try to get over the traumatic event of almost drowning. Kinney's bloodlust then begins to show, and she does not hesitate in killing [[Jakelad]] when he reveals himself as a member of the Bone Cult when [[Colin the Behemoth|the Behemoth]] arises. She hunts him down and crushes his skull with her mace, satisfying her harbored hatred for him. While relishing the kill, she lets [[Octivias]] go flying off the edge to drown to death, but drops her bottle of Winchestors Finest overboard when spitting on Jakelad's corpse. This creates some tension between her and the others, but eventually Kinney reveals her soft side when Pot Puppies are in danger of being engulfed in flames. She strangely decides to take only the better two of the three dogs, leaving the last one with a limp behind with no regrets. Later on Jo Krysstal, while grappling onto Kinney, rips off her freeboot coat and finds that Kinney never actually lost her bottle of Winchestors Finest, but had it in her coat all along. She had actually lost a different bottle of wine.

After escaping the grill of death, and becoming lifelong friends with her "Buckle Puppy", Kinney leaves after [[McCoy]] retrieves the gem with the crew and sets off to return it to [[Nisovin]].

===Fate===
After the events of the campaign, the Bocoe decides to hire new crew mates. However, [[Merci#|Captain Merci]] hired the [[Goblin#|Goblins]], [[Marco]] and [[Polo]], and the [[Elf#|Elves]], [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]] and [[Rick Snot]]. As she despises Goblins and Elves, she left the group. It is unknown where she is now.

==Trivia==
* Kinney Boots had never learned to swim and has an extreme fear of the water. She shares this characteristic with her crewmate, [[Octivias]].
* Deadbones played Kinney with an accent that was a fusion of French and German.
* Kinney harbors a burning hatred for [[Jakelad]] due to his choice of songs that insult [[Kobold|kobolds]].
* She has a soft spot for Pot Puppies.
* She's an extreme sadist.
* In keeping with Deadbones' naming convention of Marvel Characters, Kinney Boots is a reference to [http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616) Laura Kinney], otherwise known as X-23. The surname 'Boots' comes from [http://shantae.wikia.com/wiki/Risky_Boots Risky Boots] from the Shantae series of games.
**Kinney shares her bloodlust with X-23, and her Pirating ways with Risky Boots. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612128276354596864]
* Kinney Boots hates [[Goblin#|Goblins]] and [[Elf#|Elves]], and finds both races repulsive.
* Kinney is expected to play a key role in the Coe's Quest animations. It is speculated this is the real reason Kinney left the Bocoe in the New Crew campaign.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Swashbuckler}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Swashbucklers]]

Kinney Boots

2015-10-29T01:24:48Z

2.96.49.179: /* Personality */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kinney RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kinney Boots
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger]]
|class= [[Swashbuckler]]
|stamina= 29
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crewmember of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Swashbuckler#Lunge|Lunge]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Swish Swash|Swish Swash]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Buckle Buddy|Buckle Buddy]]
|equipment= 
* [[Flintlock Pistol]] (x2)
* [[Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Freeboot Coat]] (x2)
* [[Items#Consumables#Rejuvination Potion|Rejuvination Potion]]
|relative= 
*Cousin: [[Jo Krysstal]]
|alias= Skinny
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
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|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Ehhh Buckle Buddies!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Kinney Boots</div>
|
|}

'''Kinney Boots''' is a [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]] [[Swashbuckler]], played by [[Deadbones]]. She is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew on the [[Bocoe]] during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, in charge of the starboard side cannons of the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kinney Boots is a female Kobold with grey rock-like fur, a voluptuous figure and red eyes. She wears a light purple corset that reveals her midriff, black shorts, black wrapping around her calves up to her toes, and a long dark purple coat that was slightly damaged along the bottom of the coat. She accessorized with a small golden [[Ankh of the Paladin Order|Ankh]] earring in her right ear and a large brown belt with two large pouches and a large golden belt buckle.

===Personality===
She likes to kill people, giving her a vibe of bloodlust. She won't hesitate when the option to kill comes up. Despite this grim characteristic, Kinney is generally charming, always with a smile on her face and appears to be permanently ecstatic, especially when she kills.
She has a sense of humour and often speaks ironically, allowing herself to make snide remarks about the extensive length of [[Captain Merci]]'s sleep.
While very cautious about her life (knowing that she can't swim, she buckles herself to Merci, who is an excellent swimmer), she forgets all reason and care when blinded by rage and bloodlust, causing her to forget everything and focus on destroying her enemies. In this state, she appears more than willing to hurt herself to deal extra damage to the opponent.
Speaks in some URealms version of French.

==Relationships==

===Captain Merci===
Kinney shows a lot of affection towards her Captain during the voyage to recover the Jewel of the Dingo Isles and spends a large portion of combat during the campaign buckled to Merci (happily remarking: 'Buckle Buddies!'). She also appears very touched when Merci calls her 'Skinny Boots'. She remarks that she is indeed very slim and thanks the Captain for noticing. She is, however, often disgusted by Merci's Porc habits, such as vomiting food and lactating at will.
Merci seems to value Kinney's advice and takes it often, perhaps trusting it more than that of his first mate. Among Kinney's suggestions are to put cannonballs into the cannons, before firing them with fish yogurt, as well as suggesting they 'just go and [they] kill [the harpies]'.

===Ol' Jo Krysstal===
Kinney has a bond with her cousin and generally sticks around him outside of combat, especially as the two are both assigned to managing the cannons. However, Kinney seems more than happy to delegate less enjoyable tasks, such as helping Octivias lactate or testing the fish soup, to Jo without consulting him.
She also blames Jo for bringing her onto a Porc ship, when Jakelad the Bard sings his first variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds'.

===McCoy===
Kinney has little respect for the first mate, calling him 'Monsieur Piggy' under her breath on a few occasions. She appears disgusted by his Porc habits, such as vomiting fish yogurt eaten earlier.

===Octivias===
Kinney has little to no attachment to the ship's cook and has only contempt for his food. When Octivias was drowning overboard the ship, Kinney complained loudly against Merci diving in to save him (thus putting her at risk of being pulled into the sea, buckled to her Captain). Later on, when given the chance of saving Octivias, who is about to fly overboard, Kinney chooses instead to spit at the corpse of Jakelad to sate her bloodlust.

===Jakelad===
Kinney soon develops a fierce hatred for the ship's bard, very much due to his new song 'Fuck the Kobolds'. She swears to Jo Krysstal, that Jakelad will be the first to die. As such, she appears euphoric when Jakelad turns mutinous, thus giving her a chance to take revenge. She sings her own variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds' as she lands the first attack on the Bard: 'Fuck the Porc Bard; Slap him in the face.'
Her hatred and bloodlust are so strong, that she chases Jakelad onto the deck, despite the danger the Behemoth poses, and makes sure he dies, singing: 'Killing the Porc Bard; killing the Porc Bard' as she smashes his skull.

==Notable Attributes==
Kinnie is very skilled in combat.
Despite being a sea-faring pirate, Kinney has no swimming ability whatsoever.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Luck of the Sea]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]

===Swashbuckler Abilities===
*[[Lunge]]
*[[Swish Swash]]
*[[Buckle Buddy]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant_Surge | Lieutenant Surge]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol (x2)]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat (x2)]]
* [[Items#Rejuvenation_Potion | Rejuvenation Potion]]
* [[Items#Studded Armor | Studded Armor]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]
* [[Accessories#Glass_Vial | Glass Vial (Contains Posion)]]
* [[Accessories#Ankh_of_the_Paladin_Order | Ankh of the Paladin Order (Earing)]]
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

==History==
===Background===
Kinney Boots, at an undetermined point in time, either obtained the magical mace [[Lieutenant Surge]] from the Elven leader of a band of [[Porc|porcs]], [[Ca-Rell]], or lost it in the water, allowing Ca-Rell to find it later on.

Kinney Boots had joined the crew of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' with her cousin, [[Jo Krysstal]], for the job [[Nisovin]] gave them. She is known to slack off and sleep around a lot, possibly because she always carries a bottle of liquor on her.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Kinney proves her worth when the [[Bocoe]] is attacked by a flock of [[Harpies]], and she uses Lieutenant Surge against them. She also finds a new bottle of liquor, [[Winechestors Finest]], that has no negative side effects. This increases her dependence on alcohol, probably to try to get over the traumatic event of almost drowning. Kinney's bloodlust then begins to show, and she does not hesitate in killing [[Jakelad]] when he reveals himself as a member of the Bone Cult when [[Colin the Behemoth|the Behemoth]] arises. She hunts him down and crushes his skull with her mace, satisfying her harbored hatred for him. While relishing the kill, she lets [[Octivias]] go flying off the edge to drown to death, but drops her bottle of Winchestors Finest overboard when spitting on Jakelad's corpse. This creates some tension between her and the others, but eventually Kinney reveals her soft side when Pot Puppies are in danger of being engulfed in flames. She strangely decides to take only the better two of the three dogs, leaving the last one with a limp behind with no regrets. Later on Jo Krysstal, while grappling onto Kinney, rips off her freeboot coat and finds that Kinney never actually lost her bottle of Winchestors Finest, but had it in her coat all along. She had actually lost a different bottle of wine.

After escaping the grill of death, and becoming lifelong friends with her "Buckle Puppy", Kinney leaves after [[McCoy]] retrieves the gem with the crew and sets off to return it to [[Nisovin]].

===Fate===
After the events of the campaign, the Bocoe decides to hire new crew mates. However, [[Merci#|Captain Merci]] hired the [[Goblin#|Goblins]], [[Marco]] and [[Polo]], and the [[Elf#|Elves]], [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]] and [[Rick Snot]]. As she despises Goblins and Elves, she left the group. It is unknown where she is now.

==Trivia==
* Kinney Boots had never learned to swim and has an extreme fear of the water. She shares this characteristic with her crewmate, [[Octivias]].
* Deadbones played Kinney with an accent that was a fusion of French and German.
* Kinney harbors a burning hatred for [[Jakelad]] due to his choice of songs that insult [[Kobold|kobolds]].
* She has a soft spot for Pot Puppies.
* She's an extreme sadist.
* In keeping with Deadbones' naming convention of Marvel Characters, Kinney Boots is a reference to [http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616) Laura Kinney], otherwise known as X-23. The surname 'Boots' comes from [http://shantae.wikia.com/wiki/Risky_Boots Risky Boots] from the Shantae series of games.
**Kinney shares her bloodlust with X-23, and her Pirating ways with Risky Boots. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612128276354596864]
* Kinney Boots hates [[Goblin#|Goblins]] and [[Elf#|Elves]], and finds both races repulsive.
* Kinney is expected to play a key role in the Coe's Quest animations. It is speculated this is the real reason Kinney left the Bocoe in the New Crew campaign.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Swashbuckler}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Swashbucklers]]

Kinney Boots

2015-10-29T01:23:01Z

2.96.49.179: /* Appearance */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kinney RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kinney Boots
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger]]
|class= [[Swashbuckler]]
|stamina= 29
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crewmember of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Swashbuckler#Lunge|Lunge]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Swish Swash|Swish Swash]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Buckle Buddy|Buckle Buddy]]
|equipment= 
* [[Flintlock Pistol]] (x2)
* [[Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Freeboot Coat]] (x2)
* [[Items#Consumables#Rejuvination Potion|Rejuvination Potion]]
|relative= 
*Cousin: [[Jo Krysstal]]
|alias= Skinny
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Ehhh Buckle Buddies!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Kinney Boots</div>
|
|}

'''Kinney Boots''' is a [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]] [[Swashbuckler]], played by [[Deadbones]]. She is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew on the [[Bocoe]] during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, in charge of the starboard side cannons of the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kinney Boots is a female Kobold with grey rock-like fur, a voluptuous figure and red eyes. She wears a light purple corset that reveals her midriff, black shorts, black wrapping around her calves up to her toes, and a long dark purple coat that was slightly damaged along the bottom of the coat. She accessorized with a small golden [[Ankh of the Paladin Order|Ankh]] earring in her right ear and a large brown belt with two large pouches and a large golden belt buckle.

===Personality===
She likes to kill people, giving her a vibe of bloodlust. She won't hesitate when the option to kill comes up. Despite this grim characteristic, Kinney is generally charming, always with a smile on her face and appears to be permanently ecstatic, especially when she kills.
She has a sense of humour and often speaks ironically, allowing herself to make snide remarks about the extensive length of Captain Merci's sleep.
While very cautious about her life (Knowing that she can't swim, she buckles herself to Merci, who is an excellent swimmer), she forgets all reason and care when blinded by rage and bloodlust, causing her to forget everything and focus on destroying her enemies. In this state, she appears more than willing to hurt herself to deal extra damage to the opponent.
Speaks in some URealms version of French.

==Relationships==

===Captain Merci===
Kinney shows a lot of affection towards her Captain during the voyage to recover the Jewel of the Dingo Isles and spends a large portion of combat during the campaign buckled to Merci (happily remarking: 'Buckle Buddies!'). She also appears very touched when Merci calls her 'Skinny Boots'. She remarks that she is indeed very slim and thanks the Captain for noticing. She is, however, often disgusted by Merci's Porc habits, such as vomiting food and lactating at will.
Merci seems to value Kinney's advice and takes it often, perhaps trusting it more than that of his first mate. Among Kinney's suggestions are to put cannonballs into the cannons, before firing them with fish yogurt, as well as suggesting they 'just go and [they] kill [the harpies]'.

===Ol' Jo Krysstal===
Kinney has a bond with her cousin and generally sticks around him outside of combat, especially as the two are both assigned to managing the cannons. However, Kinney seems more than happy to delegate less enjoyable tasks, such as helping Octivias lactate or testing the fish soup, to Jo without consulting him.
She also blames Jo for bringing her onto a Porc ship, when Jakelad the Bard sings his first variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds'.

===McCoy===
Kinney has little respect for the first mate, calling him 'Monsieur Piggy' under her breath on a few occasions. She appears disgusted by his Porc habits, such as vomiting fish yogurt eaten earlier.

===Octivias===
Kinney has little to no attachment to the ship's cook and has only contempt for his food. When Octivias was drowning overboard the ship, Kinney complained loudly against Merci diving in to save him (thus putting her at risk of being pulled into the sea, buckled to her Captain). Later on, when given the chance of saving Octivias, who is about to fly overboard, Kinney chooses instead to spit at the corpse of Jakelad to sate her bloodlust.

===Jakelad===
Kinney soon develops a fierce hatred for the ship's bard, very much due to his new song 'Fuck the Kobolds'. She swears to Jo Krysstal, that Jakelad will be the first to die. As such, she appears euphoric when Jakelad turns mutinous, thus giving her a chance to take revenge. She sings her own variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds' as she lands the first attack on the Bard: 'Fuck the Porc Bard; Slap him in the face.'
Her hatred and bloodlust are so strong, that she chases Jakelad onto the deck, despite the danger the Behemoth poses, and makes sure he dies, singing: 'Killing the Porc Bard; killing the Porc Bard' as she smashes his skull.

==Notable Attributes==
Kinnie is very skilled in combat.
Despite being a sea-faring pirate, Kinney has no swimming ability whatsoever.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Luck of the Sea]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]

===Swashbuckler Abilities===
*[[Lunge]]
*[[Swish Swash]]
*[[Buckle Buddy]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant_Surge | Lieutenant Surge]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol (x2)]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat (x2)]]
* [[Items#Rejuvenation_Potion | Rejuvenation Potion]]
* [[Items#Studded Armor | Studded Armor]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]
* [[Accessories#Glass_Vial | Glass Vial (Contains Posion)]]
* [[Accessories#Ankh_of_the_Paladin_Order | Ankh of the Paladin Order (Earing)]]
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

==History==
===Background===
Kinney Boots, at an undetermined point in time, either obtained the magical mace [[Lieutenant Surge]] from the Elven leader of a band of [[Porc|porcs]], [[Ca-Rell]], or lost it in the water, allowing Ca-Rell to find it later on.

Kinney Boots had joined the crew of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' with her cousin, [[Jo Krysstal]], for the job [[Nisovin]] gave them. She is known to slack off and sleep around a lot, possibly because she always carries a bottle of liquor on her.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Kinney proves her worth when the [[Bocoe]] is attacked by a flock of [[Harpies]], and she uses Lieutenant Surge against them. She also finds a new bottle of liquor, [[Winechestors Finest]], that has no negative side effects. This increases her dependence on alcohol, probably to try to get over the traumatic event of almost drowning. Kinney's bloodlust then begins to show, and she does not hesitate in killing [[Jakelad]] when he reveals himself as a member of the Bone Cult when [[Colin the Behemoth|the Behemoth]] arises. She hunts him down and crushes his skull with her mace, satisfying her harbored hatred for him. While relishing the kill, she lets [[Octivias]] go flying off the edge to drown to death, but drops her bottle of Winchestors Finest overboard when spitting on Jakelad's corpse. This creates some tension between her and the others, but eventually Kinney reveals her soft side when Pot Puppies are in danger of being engulfed in flames. She strangely decides to take only the better two of the three dogs, leaving the last one with a limp behind with no regrets. Later on Jo Krysstal, while grappling onto Kinney, rips off her freeboot coat and finds that Kinney never actually lost her bottle of Winchestors Finest, but had it in her coat all along. She had actually lost a different bottle of wine.

After escaping the grill of death, and becoming lifelong friends with her "Buckle Puppy", Kinney leaves after [[McCoy]] retrieves the gem with the crew and sets off to return it to [[Nisovin]].

===Fate===
After the events of the campaign, the Bocoe decides to hire new crew mates. However, [[Merci#|Captain Merci]] hired the [[Goblin#|Goblins]], [[Marco]] and [[Polo]], and the [[Elf#|Elves]], [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]] and [[Rick Snot]]. As she despises Goblins and Elves, she left the group. It is unknown where she is now.

==Trivia==
* Kinney Boots had never learned to swim and has an extreme fear of the water. She shares this characteristic with her crewmate, [[Octivias]].
* Deadbones played Kinney with an accent that was a fusion of French and German.
* Kinney harbors a burning hatred for [[Jakelad]] due to his choice of songs that insult [[Kobold|kobolds]].
* She has a soft spot for Pot Puppies.
* She's an extreme sadist.
* In keeping with Deadbones' naming convention of Marvel Characters, Kinney Boots is a reference to [http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616) Laura Kinney], otherwise known as X-23. The surname 'Boots' comes from [http://shantae.wikia.com/wiki/Risky_Boots Risky Boots] from the Shantae series of games.
**Kinney shares her bloodlust with X-23, and her Pirating ways with Risky Boots. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612128276354596864]
* Kinney Boots hates [[Goblin#|Goblins]] and [[Elf#|Elves]], and finds both races repulsive.
* Kinney is expected to play a key role in the Coe's Quest animations. It is speculated this is the real reason Kinney left the Bocoe in the New Crew campaign.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Swashbuckler}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Swashbucklers]]

Ca-Rell

2015-10-29T01:17:37Z

2.96.49.179: /* Templeton Barringster VII */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Ca-rell RadioactiveK.png
|name= Ca-Rell
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Warrior]]
|stamina= 33
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]], [[Porcs]]
|ability= [[Blockade]], [[Chivalry]], [[Tosser]], [[Blink]], [[Flare]]
|equipment= 
* [[Treasures#Spellward Armor|Spellward Armor]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]
|relative= 
* Potential Relative: [[Khn'n-Rell]]
|alias= 
* Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver
* New Porbo
* Pizza Face
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}

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|style=width:50%|
|style=width:25%|
|-
|'''"THETA SQUAD, STRIKE!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Lieutenant Captain Ca-Rell</div>
|
|}

'''Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver''' (/kæ.ɹɛl/) is a female [[Elf#Spellblade|Elf]] [[Warrior]] played by [[Deadbones]] that appeared in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. She is the former captain of [[Theta Squad]] and was in command of [[Templeton Barringster]], [[Elmar]], and [[Denada]]. She is now the new leader of a hoard of [[Porcs]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Ca-Rell is a female Elf with pale skin, thin frame, shoulder blade length white hair and red eyes. She wears a light purple, long sleeved shirt that hangs past her waist, deep purple tight pants, short white boots accented with purple, and dark purple gloves. Over her shirt, she has a brown belt with a single golden button.

Over her regular clothing, she wears plate armor that covers her chest and a single pauldron on her left shoulder. Both the breastplate and the pauldron have a purple accent along the bottom of them, but the pauldron has the Theta symbol (Ө) symbolizing her Elven Military Squad.

===Personality===
Ca-Rell is energetic and always ready for a fight. She desperately wants her team, the Theta Squad, to become the best squad in the Elven Army and its members to become the best among the best. As a team leader, she is rather intelligent and well versed in combat strategy. She is very loyal to and protective of her teammates, frequently using [[Blockade]] and [[Chivalry]] to take damage for her soldiers to the point of risking her life to save [[DeNada]]'s. Although she is usually obedient of the law, she is willing to turn a blind eye to her squadron members mishaps, even overlooking [[Elmar]]'s accidental decapitation of another Elf. While she usually tries to inspire her soldiers by giving speeches and motivating them with the promise of glory, she wasn't very good at it in the beginning and did not receive respect from her troops, having to resort to bribery with promises of future treasures and pay raises. Midway through the journey she even tries to motivate her members by giving them higher ranks, which actually works. Near the end of the campaign she has grown into a capable leader respected by her teammates, even inspiring bravery among them in the face of a giant Porc horde.

Although she is friendly to most people she encounters and she usually tries to solve her problems with diplomacy (even with the Porc horde she was tasked to eradicate), she has, just like most elves, a deep-seeded and enormous hatred for [[Goblins]], viewing them as 'vile and despicable beings, truly the scum of the earth'. Not only did she take part in a group beating of a single Goblin after laughing at its failures, after having defeated a band of Goblin Thieves she made sure that all Goblins were killed, even the ones just knocked unconscious.

==Relationships==
===[[Elmar]]===
Elmar and Ca-Rell go along well. He was the only member of the team to obey her orders at the beginning, and she trusts him the most. He was the first to be promoted by her hand, and at the end he was chosen to serve as her replacement as captain of the team.

===[[DeNada]]===
At the beginning, DeNada and Ca-Rell did not go along well. He refused to obey her orders, only moving when tempted with the promise of Treasure or pay raises, and even then didn't do his job. Ca-Rell however refused to give up on him, slowly getting him to befriend her and after saving him in the battle with the [[Whisper Snake]], DeNada started to rapidly open up to her and the team. At the end of the campaign, she trusts DeNada completely, even giving him a promotion.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
While at the beginning Templeton and Ca-Rell had a mostly neutral relationship, this started to heavily change for the worse during their mission. Ca-Rell was frequently annoyed by his pompous attitude and failed to notice the contributions he made to the team, viewing him as a slacker. Although she promised him 'they would work on this issue', they never did and their relationship went completely south when she refused to give him any credit after the fight with [[Porbo]] and giving [[Phineas|his younger brother]] a spot in the Theta Squad.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Although she cares for the life of the youth, as she postponed her mission to mount a rescue for him, it is mostly because the death of a child will look negatively on her report. After he impresses her by breaking out of prison by himself, outdoing his brother in combat, she starts to recognise his abilities and promptly offers him a spot on the team.

===[[Dave]]===
While she is polite and respectful towards Dave, this is mostly so that he would put in a good word to [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]. When in private, she is both jealous and resentful towards him due to being part of the Alpha Squad.

==Notable Attributes==
* Very good swimmer.
* Flare Fist, a custom version of [[Flare]] designed to explode when she punches her opponent

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Warrior Abilities===
* [[Blockade]]
* [[Chivalry]]
* [[Tosser]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
* [[Blink]]
* [[Flare]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
** The Spellwall Armor absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Wizard#Fireball|Fireball]]. Only Rolling Fog was used.

===Items===
* [[Items#Rejuvenation Potion|Rejuvenation Potions (3)]]: She had a total of 4, but drank one Rejuvenation Potion.

===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]: Was lost in [[Emerald Lake]].
* [[Items#Quickness Elixir|Quickness Elixir (2)]]

==History==
===Background===
Ca-Rell had, at some point, entered the elven military and eventually rose to the rank of squad captain. She had decided to take charge of [[Theta Squad]] and turn them into an organized, successful squad.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===

===Fate===
Ca-Rell became leader of the Porcs after defeating [[Porbo]] and left the leadership of Theta Squad to Elmar. We can assume she still leads them as the Porbo campaign was not chosen.

==Trivia==
* The correct spelling of Ca-Rell was confirmed by Deadbones on Reddit. [[http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx2d43]]
* Ca-Rell's full name, Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver, is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Danvers Carol Danvers] aka Ms. Marvel. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx9mlz]
* Ca-Rell, like many of Deadbones' human-like characters, may suffer from Albinism, as she has pale skin, red eyes and white hair.
**This is due to the artist, [[RadioactiveK]], implementing Deadbones' own avatar (A skeleton adorned in purple clothing) into his URL Characters.
*[[Khn'n-Rell]] and Ca-Rell may be related, but it is currently unknown. In a tweet Deadbones revealed they are brother and sister, but this can't be fully canon until it is brought up at the table.
{{Hunters}}
{{Elf}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Warriors]]

Ca-Rell

2015-10-29T01:16:01Z

2.96.49.179: /* DeNada */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Ca-rell RadioactiveK.png
|name= Ca-Rell
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Warrior]]
|stamina= 33
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]], [[Porcs]]
|ability= [[Blockade]], [[Chivalry]], [[Tosser]], [[Blink]], [[Flare]]
|equipment= 
* [[Treasures#Spellward Armor|Spellward Armor]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]
|relative= 
* Potential Relative: [[Khn'n-Rell]]
|alias= 
* Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver
* New Porbo
* Pizza Face
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}

{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:25%|
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:25%|
|-
|'''"THETA SQUAD, STRIKE!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Lieutenant Captain Ca-Rell</div>
|
|}

'''Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver''' (/kæ.ɹɛl/) is a female [[Elf#Spellblade|Elf]] [[Warrior]] played by [[Deadbones]] that appeared in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. She is the former captain of [[Theta Squad]] and was in command of [[Templeton Barringster]], [[Elmar]], and [[Denada]]. She is now the new leader of a hoard of [[Porcs]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Ca-Rell is a female Elf with pale skin, thin frame, shoulder blade length white hair and red eyes. She wears a light purple, long sleeved shirt that hangs past her waist, deep purple tight pants, short white boots accented with purple, and dark purple gloves. Over her shirt, she has a brown belt with a single golden button.

Over her regular clothing, she wears plate armor that covers her chest and a single pauldron on her left shoulder. Both the breastplate and the pauldron have a purple accent along the bottom of them, but the pauldron has the Theta symbol (Ө) symbolizing her Elven Military Squad.

===Personality===
Ca-Rell is energetic and always ready for a fight. She desperately wants her team, the Theta Squad, to become the best squad in the Elven Army and its members to become the best among the best. As a team leader, she is rather intelligent and well versed in combat strategy. She is very loyal to and protective of her teammates, frequently using [[Blockade]] and [[Chivalry]] to take damage for her soldiers to the point of risking her life to save [[DeNada]]'s. Although she is usually obedient of the law, she is willing to turn a blind eye to her squadron members mishaps, even overlooking [[Elmar]]'s accidental decapitation of another Elf. While she usually tries to inspire her soldiers by giving speeches and motivating them with the promise of glory, she wasn't very good at it in the beginning and did not receive respect from her troops, having to resort to bribery with promises of future treasures and pay raises. Midway through the journey she even tries to motivate her members by giving them higher ranks, which actually works. Near the end of the campaign she has grown into a capable leader respected by her teammates, even inspiring bravery among them in the face of a giant Porc horde.

Although she is friendly to most people she encounters and she usually tries to solve her problems with diplomacy (even with the Porc horde she was tasked to eradicate), she has, just like most elves, a deep-seeded and enormous hatred for [[Goblins]], viewing them as 'vile and despicable beings, truly the scum of the earth'. Not only did she take part in a group beating of a single Goblin after laughing at its failures, after having defeated a band of Goblin Thieves she made sure that all Goblins were killed, even the ones just knocked unconscious.

==Relationships==
===[[Elmar]]===
Elmar and Ca-Rell go along well. He was the only member of the team to obey her orders at the beginning, and she trusts him the most. He was the first to be promoted by her hand, and at the end he was chosen to serve as her replacement as captain of the team.

===[[DeNada]]===
At the beginning, DeNada and Ca-Rell did not go along well. He refused to obey her orders, only moving when tempted with the promise of Treasure or pay raises, and even then didn't do his job. Ca-Rell however refused to give up on him, slowly getting him to befriend her and after saving him in the battle with the [[Whisper Snake]], DeNada started to rapidly open up to her and the team. At the end of the campaign, she trusts DeNada completely, even giving him a promotion.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
While at the beginning Templeton and Ca-Rell had a mostly neutral relationship, this started to heavily change for the worse during their mission. Ca-Rell is frequently annoyed by his pompous attitude and fails to notice the contributions he made to the team, viewing him as a slacker. Although she promised him 'they would work on this issue', they never did and their relationship went completely south when she refused to give him any credit after the fight with [[Porbo]] and giving his younger brother a spot in the Theta Squad.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Although she cares for the life of the youth, as she postponed her mission to mount a rescue for him, it is mostly because the death of a child will look negatively on her report. After he impresses her by breaking out of prison by himself, outdoing his brother in combat, she starts to recognise his abilities and promptly offers him a spot on the team.

===[[Dave]]===
While she is polite and respectful towards Dave, this is mostly so that he would put in a good word to [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]. When in private, she is both jealous and resentful towards him due to being part of the Alpha Squad.

==Notable Attributes==
* Very good swimmer.
* Flare Fist, a custom version of [[Flare]] designed to explode when she punches her opponent

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Warrior Abilities===
* [[Blockade]]
* [[Chivalry]]
* [[Tosser]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
* [[Blink]]
* [[Flare]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
** The Spellwall Armor absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Wizard#Fireball|Fireball]]. Only Rolling Fog was used.

===Items===
* [[Items#Rejuvenation Potion|Rejuvenation Potions (3)]]: She had a total of 4, but drank one Rejuvenation Potion.

===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]: Was lost in [[Emerald Lake]].
* [[Items#Quickness Elixir|Quickness Elixir (2)]]

==History==
===Background===
Ca-Rell had, at some point, entered the elven military and eventually rose to the rank of squad captain. She had decided to take charge of [[Theta Squad]] and turn them into an organized, successful squad.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===

===Fate===
Ca-Rell became leader of the Porcs after defeating [[Porbo]] and left the leadership of Theta Squad to Elmar. We can assume she still leads them as the Porbo campaign was not chosen.

==Trivia==
* The correct spelling of Ca-Rell was confirmed by Deadbones on Reddit. [[http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx2d43]]
* Ca-Rell's full name, Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver, is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Danvers Carol Danvers] aka Ms. Marvel. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx9mlz]
* Ca-Rell, like many of Deadbones' human-like characters, may suffer from Albinism, as she has pale skin, red eyes and white hair.
**This is due to the artist, [[RadioactiveK]], implementing Deadbones' own avatar (A skeleton adorned in purple clothing) into his URL Characters.
*[[Khn'n-Rell]] and Ca-Rell may be related, but it is currently unknown. In a tweet Deadbones revealed they are brother and sister, but this can't be fully canon until it is brought up at the table.
{{Hunters}}
{{Elf}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Warriors]]

Ca-Rell

2015-10-29T01:15:01Z

2.96.49.179: /* Personality */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Ca-rell RadioactiveK.png
|name= Ca-Rell
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Warrior]]
|stamina= 33
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]], [[Porcs]]
|ability= [[Blockade]], [[Chivalry]], [[Tosser]], [[Blink]], [[Flare]]
|equipment= 
* [[Treasures#Spellward Armor|Spellward Armor]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]
|relative= 
* Potential Relative: [[Khn'n-Rell]]
|alias= 
* Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver
* New Porbo
* Pizza Face
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}

{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:25%|
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:25%|
|-
|'''"THETA SQUAD, STRIKE!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Lieutenant Captain Ca-Rell</div>
|
|}

'''Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver''' (/kæ.ɹɛl/) is a female [[Elf#Spellblade|Elf]] [[Warrior]] played by [[Deadbones]] that appeared in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. She is the former captain of [[Theta Squad]] and was in command of [[Templeton Barringster]], [[Elmar]], and [[Denada]]. She is now the new leader of a hoard of [[Porcs]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Ca-Rell is a female Elf with pale skin, thin frame, shoulder blade length white hair and red eyes. She wears a light purple, long sleeved shirt that hangs past her waist, deep purple tight pants, short white boots accented with purple, and dark purple gloves. Over her shirt, she has a brown belt with a single golden button.

Over her regular clothing, she wears plate armor that covers her chest and a single pauldron on her left shoulder. Both the breastplate and the pauldron have a purple accent along the bottom of them, but the pauldron has the Theta symbol (Ө) symbolizing her Elven Military Squad.

===Personality===
Ca-Rell is energetic and always ready for a fight. She desperately wants her team, the Theta Squad, to become the best squad in the Elven Army and its members to become the best among the best. As a team leader, she is rather intelligent and well versed in combat strategy. She is very loyal to and protective of her teammates, frequently using [[Blockade]] and [[Chivalry]] to take damage for her soldiers to the point of risking her life to save [[DeNada]]'s. Although she is usually obedient of the law, she is willing to turn a blind eye to her squadron members mishaps, even overlooking [[Elmar]]'s accidental decapitation of another Elf. While she usually tries to inspire her soldiers by giving speeches and motivating them with the promise of glory, she wasn't very good at it in the beginning and did not receive respect from her troops, having to resort to bribery with promises of future treasures and pay raises. Midway through the journey she even tries to motivate her members by giving them higher ranks, which actually works. Near the end of the campaign she has grown into a capable leader respected by her teammates, even inspiring bravery among them in the face of a giant Porc horde.

Although she is friendly to most people she encounters and she usually tries to solve her problems with diplomacy (even with the Porc horde she was tasked to eradicate), she has, just like most elves, a deep-seeded and enormous hatred for [[Goblins]], viewing them as 'vile and despicable beings, truly the scum of the earth'. Not only did she take part in a group beating of a single Goblin after laughing at its failures, after having defeated a band of Goblin Thieves she made sure that all Goblins were killed, even the ones just knocked unconscious.

==Relationships==
===[[Elmar]]===
Elmar and Ca-Rell go along well. He was the only member of the team to obey her orders at the beginning, and she trusts him the most. He was the first to be promoted by her hand, and at the end he was chosen to serve as her replacement as captain of the team.

===[[DeNada]]===
At the beginning, DeNada and Ca-Rell did not go along well. He refused to obey her orders, only moving when tempted with the promise of Treasure or pay raises, and even then didn't do his job. Ca-Rell however refused to give up on him, slowly getting him to befriend her and after saving him in the battle with the Whisper Snake, DeNada started to rapidly open up to her and the team. At the end of the Campaign, she trusts DeNada completely, even giving him a promotion.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
While at the beginning Templeton and Ca-Rell had a mostly neutral relationship, this started to heavily change for the worse during their mission. Ca-Rell is frequently annoyed by his pompous attitude and fails to notice the contributions he made to the team, viewing him as a slacker. Although she promised him 'they would work on this issue', they never did and their relationship went completely south when she refused to give him any credit after the fight with [[Porbo]] and giving his younger brother a spot in the Theta Squad.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Although she cares for the life of the youth, as she postponed her mission to mount a rescue for him, it is mostly because the death of a child will look negatively on her report. After he impresses her by breaking out of prison by himself, outdoing his brother in combat, she starts to recognise his abilities and promptly offers him a spot on the team.

===[[Dave]]===
While she is polite and respectful towards Dave, this is mostly so that he would put in a good word to [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]. When in private, she is both jealous and resentful towards him due to being part of the Alpha Squad.

==Notable Attributes==
* Very good swimmer.
* Flare Fist, a custom version of [[Flare]] designed to explode when she punches her opponent

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Warrior Abilities===
* [[Blockade]]
* [[Chivalry]]
* [[Tosser]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
* [[Blink]]
* [[Flare]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
** The Spellwall Armor absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Wizard#Fireball|Fireball]]. Only Rolling Fog was used.

===Items===
* [[Items#Rejuvenation Potion|Rejuvenation Potions (3)]]: She had a total of 4, but drank one Rejuvenation Potion.

===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* [[Items#Bronze Mace|Bronze Mace]]: Was lost in [[Emerald Lake]].
* [[Items#Quickness Elixir|Quickness Elixir (2)]]

==History==
===Background===
Ca-Rell had, at some point, entered the elven military and eventually rose to the rank of squad captain. She had decided to take charge of [[Theta Squad]] and turn them into an organized, successful squad.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===

===Fate===
Ca-Rell became leader of the Porcs after defeating [[Porbo]] and left the leadership of Theta Squad to Elmar. We can assume she still leads them as the Porbo campaign was not chosen.

==Trivia==
* The correct spelling of Ca-Rell was confirmed by Deadbones on Reddit. [[http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx2d43]]
* Ca-Rell's full name, Captain Ca-Rell of Danaver, is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Danvers Carol Danvers] aka Ms. Marvel. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38pxff/ur_live_porc_hunters_episode_0/crx9mlz]
* Ca-Rell, like many of Deadbones' human-like characters, may suffer from Albinism, as she has pale skin, red eyes and white hair.
**This is due to the artist, [[RadioactiveK]], implementing Deadbones' own avatar (A skeleton adorned in purple clothing) into his URL Characters.
*[[Khn'n-Rell]] and Ca-Rell may be related, but it is currently unknown. In a tweet Deadbones revealed they are brother and sister, but this can't be fully canon until it is brought up at the table.
{{Hunters}}
{{Elf}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Warriors]]

Squinks

2015-10-29T01:11:51Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Squinks No Frog RadioactiveK.png
|name= Squinks
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|gender= Male
|stamina= 35
(54 during [[The Unseen Rogues]])
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Himself, [[Yumi's Band of Thieves]]
|ability=[[Charm]], [[Disguise]]
|equipment= 
*[[Cards#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]
*[[Cards#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
*[[Cards#Crystal Catalyst|Crystal Catalyst]]
*[[Cards#Frog on a Stick|Frog on a Stick]]
*[[Cards#Plate Armor|Plate Armor]]
*[[Cards#Regrowth Potion|Regrowth Potion (2)]]
|gold=0
|alias= N/A
|status= Alive
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Ya guess what I snuck around you cause I'm a theif!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Squinks</div>
|
|}
'''Squinks''' (/skwɪnks/) is a male [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]] [[Gnome]] [[Bard]] portrayed by [[Deadbones]] in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign. "Bronze-Tongue" Squinks was the second in command of Yumi's Thieves Guild, but was often concerned about self preservation.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Squinks is a male Gnome with very pale skin, white hair of medium length, small patch of hair on his chin and red eyes. Squinks wears a long sleeve, black undershirt that is accented with purple, light purple pants and deep purple boots. He has a pair of elbow length light purple gloves that are accented with bright purple near the end. He has a brown belt with a large pouch and golden buckles as well.

On top of his traditional clothing, Squinks has silver plate armor on his chest, a bright red cloak that is fastened by the emblem of Yumi's Thieves to show his 'loyalty'. He has a pair of goggles with black tinted glass, but they do nothing.
===Personality===
Like [[Yumi]], Squinks often puts his own needs ahead of those of his allies. He is a master of deception, often taking control of enemies using his compelling aura and sneaking around in a clever disguise.

==Relationships==

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Keen Gnome|Passback]]

===Bard Abilities===
*[[Charm]]
*[[Disguise]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
*[[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Crystal_Catalyst | Crystal Catalyst]]
*[[Treasures#Frog_on_a_Stick | Frog on a Stick]]

===Items===
*[[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]
*[[Items#Regrowth_Potion | Regrowth Potion (2)]]

===Former===
*[[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armor]]

==History==
===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===

===[[The Unseen Rogues]]===
Squinks appeared in The Unseen Rogues campaign as one of the bullies after a donation goal was reached.
==Trivia==
* Squinks, like many of Deadbones' human-like characters, may suffer from Albinism, as he has pale skin, red eyes and white hair.
** This is due to the artist, [[RadioactiveK]], implementing Deadbones' own avatar (A skeleton adorn with purple clothing) into his URL Characters.
* Squinks, along with Blinky, are the only two Deadbones Characters that do not reference a character from the Marvel Comics universe.
* In [[The Unseen Rogues]], it was possible for the party to recruit Squinks to join them.
** If they won the encounter, then Squinks would join them if he was the first character to be knocked unconscious.
** If they lost the encounter, them Squinks would join them if he was the character to deal the final blow.
{{Thieves}}
{{TUR}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Bard}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Bards]]

Ytt

2015-10-29T01:05:47Z

2.96.49.179: /* Possession */

{{Mobbox
|image=File:Yitt.png
|race=Ytt
|affiliation=Unknown
|ability=Unknown
|equipment=Unknown
|weakness=Unknown
|hostile=Yes
|talk=No
|first=The Sunswords
}}

'''The Ytts''' are a species of rock-like creatures that appear to resemble a boulder at first. They were first seen in [[The Sunswords]] campaign.
__TOC__

==History==
It is currently unknown how or when the Ytts were initially created. Appearing to lack sentience, they appeared in mountain caves, surrounded by other rocks. It is unknown if they harbor a connection to similar creatures such as the [[Gemling|Gemlings]] or [[Stone Guardian]]s. It is known that they appear to be common obstacles of [[Gwyneth Sunsword]].
=== Sunswords ===
Ytts were first encountered during [[The Sunswords]] campaign, in which they first showed off their appearance and abilities. These Ytts lived in a very rocky canyon, and were slain by the Sunswords.

==Characteristics==
Ytts possess the ability to alter their physical form when they are damaged by someone. They choose the form of the person damaging them and utilise their abilities without cost. It has been shown that the physical appearance is only an outer shell, with their rocky appearance appearing beneath it. The shell can be damaged by an intense fireball, but it does not hinder the ability copy ability.

If a Ytt is able to directly attack a living being, they will jump inside the skin of that person and enter their body. While inside a person's body, the Ytt will attempt to gain control over the person's mind dying in the process, but turning the character anti-party. It is possible to resist this control.
===Meta Ytt===
'''The Meta Ytts''' are an evolved form of the Ytts that allows them to transform into any being that either once existed, or currently exists in the Unforgotten Realms World. When a Ytt transforms into a Meta Ytt, they appear in an array of colors before flashing through different potential forms. When they are attacked, they will decide on a form and begin attacking.
==Abilities==
===Shape-shift===
When a Ytt is attacked, it will change form either into the attacker, or if it is a Meta Ytt, a random person, gaining all of their skills and equipment, although not truly becoming the character, merely a doppelgänger.

===Possession===
When in melee range, a Ytt may jump into the skin of its target, committing suicide in order to temporarily mind control the target to attack their allies.

==Trivia==
*The Meta Ytts abilities causes some confusion around the continuity. The explanation about this is in their names: ''Meta''. Meaning 'a prefix added to the name of something that consciously references or comments upon its own subject or features.'
*The Ytts may be inspired from the Pokemon Ditto, being able to turn into and copy the abilities of those it sees.
{{TSS}}
{{Races}}
[[Category:Creatures]]

Ytt

2015-10-29T01:04:16Z

2.96.49.179: /* Shape-shift */

{{Mobbox
|image=File:Yitt.png
|race=Ytt
|affiliation=Unknown
|ability=Unknown
|equipment=Unknown
|weakness=Unknown
|hostile=Yes
|talk=No
|first=The Sunswords
}}

'''The Ytts''' are a species of rock-like creatures that appear to resemble a boulder at first. They were first seen in [[The Sunswords]] campaign.
__TOC__

==History==
It is currently unknown how or when the Ytts were initially created. Appearing to lack sentience, they appeared in mountain caves, surrounded by other rocks. It is unknown if they harbor a connection to similar creatures such as the [[Gemling|Gemlings]] or [[Stone Guardian]]s. It is known that they appear to be common obstacles of [[Gwyneth Sunsword]].
=== Sunswords ===
Ytts were first encountered during [[The Sunswords]] campaign, in which they first showed off their appearance and abilities. These Ytts lived in a very rocky canyon, and were slain by the Sunswords.

==Characteristics==
Ytts possess the ability to alter their physical form when they are damaged by someone. They choose the form of the person damaging them and utilise their abilities without cost. It has been shown that the physical appearance is only an outer shell, with their rocky appearance appearing beneath it. The shell can be damaged by an intense fireball, but it does not hinder the ability copy ability.

If a Ytt is able to directly attack a living being, they will jump inside the skin of that person and enter their body. While inside a person's body, the Ytt will attempt to gain control over the person's mind dying in the process, but turning the character anti-party. It is possible to resist this control.
===Meta Ytt===
'''The Meta Ytts''' are an evolved form of the Ytts that allows them to transform into any being that either once existed, or currently exists in the Unforgotten Realms World. When a Ytt transforms into a Meta Ytt, they appear in an array of colors before flashing through different potential forms. When they are attacked, they will decide on a form and begin attacking.
==Abilities==
===Shape-shift===
When a Ytt is attacked, it will change form either into the attacker, or if it is a Meta Ytt, a random person, gaining all of their skills and equipment, although not truly becoming the character, merely a doppelgänger.

===Possession===
Suicide attack to control any close by enemies.

==Trivia==
*The Meta Ytts abilities causes some confusion around the continuity. The explanation about this is in their names: ''Meta''. Meaning 'a prefix added to the name of something that consciously references or comments upon its own subject or features.'
*The Ytts may be inspired from the Pokemon Ditto, being able to turn into and copy the abilities of those it sees.
{{TSS}}
{{Races}}
[[Category:Creatures]]

Philhipé

2015-10-29T01:00:57Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Philhipe RadioactiveK.png
|name= Philhipé
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Triton Ground]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|gender= Male
|stamina= 20
|actor= [[Rob]] & [[Deadbones]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Fomerly: [[Kobolds]]
Currently:
*[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
*Specifically [[Gracias]]
|ability= [[Paladin#Holy Light|Holy Light]], [[Paladin#Blessing of Strength|Blessing of Strength]]
|equipment= Wooden Club, [[Treasures#Blunderbuss|Blunderbuss]]
|relative= Unknown
|alias= 
* Pete
* Yellow Kobold
|status= Unknown
}}
'''Philhipé''' (/fɪlipe/), '''Pete''', or '''Yellow Kobold''' was a [[Kobold]] who joined the party in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign after he was hugged by [[Gracias]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Philhipé looks like a standard Kobold with brown tinted fur-like rock. He wears a crimson scarf loosely around his neck and a single eyepatch. The use of the eyepatch is to keep an eye dilated for when he must enter caves, or poorly lighted areas, meaning that it can be placed on either eye. He carries a Blunderbuss with him.

During his time with Yumi's Thieves, he trecked through a [[Blood Snake]] forest, and was critically shot in the leg via an accidental arrow from Gracias. Philhipé quickly killed and used the corpse of a Blood Snake to create a makeshift tourniquet around his wound that would have otherwise crippled him.

===Personality===
Philhipé is a rather laid-back Kobold, who is known for his combat skills, ability to advise the party, and generally "bad-assery" when faced with troublesome situations.

===Relationships===
====[[Gracias]]====
Philhipé's closest friend was [[Gracias]]. Their friendship began when Gracias hugged him, and after talking about how they thought they had no reason to fight, they sat down together out and left the combat. Throughout the rest of the adventure, Philhipé listened to Gracias's advice and always looked out for him, in return Gracias repeatedly waited for Philhipé, and tried to defend and save him. Some of these instances were in the Blood Snake forest, where Gracias lagged behind to stay with Philhipé, when Philhipé healed Gracias when he was low on stamina, and when Gracias tried to help Philhipé navigate out of the fog.

====[[Yumi]]====
Philhipé respected the authority of [[Yumi]] as a leader, and showed that he was loyal to her. When the two first met, he embraced Yumi in a bear hug as thanks for the respect Yumi showed in speaking in the way Kobolds do, by saying "Gnome" repeatedly. In response, Yumi gave him a little slap on the behind to say "Hey, you know what, you don't scare me off". Later on, when the Guild was starting to fall apart, with certain members questioning Yumi's skill as a leader, Philhipé stood by her. In the final battle, after Yumi surrendered, Philhipé detonated the fog, sacrificing himself to save her.

====[[Bumbley]]====
Philhipé and [[Bumbley]] did not interact very much however, partly because of Kobold's disliking of dwarves, however Philhipé seemed to get over that and eventually even call him by the nickname K4 which showed affection.

====[[Squinks]]====
Philhipe did not like Squinks as much as the rest of Yumi's band of thieves. Squinks has said things to Philhipe like all Kobolds look the same which soured their relationship.

====[[Kobolds]]====
Philhipé, then known as Pete, worked with a group of four other [[Kobolds]] who he guarded a cave filled with gems with. When first encountering Roamin's Band of Thieves, he seemed to respect his Boss's wishes and commands, however he ultimately abandoned them after befriending Gracias. When talking to Gracias, he said that they had not been his friends, and that he had just worked with them.

===Notable Attributes===
====Rabies====
While Philhipé is a carrier for rabies, he himself is not affected by it. If he bites someone there is a chance they will be infected with rabies. Like most kobolds, Philhipé believes rabies isn't a bad thing, and likes to "gift" others with rabies via biting, but asks politely first.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Holy Light]]
==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Snakehunter|Blunderbuss]]: Given by [[Gracias]].This form of Blunderbuss is now known as the [[Snakehunter]].

===Items===
* [[Items#Wooden_Club |Wooden Club]]

==History==
===Background===
Philhipé presumably lived a relatively normal Kobold life before being encountered in the Band of Thieves campaign, wearing an eye patch over left eye because he never developed natural Night Vision like other Kobolds, so he wore an eye-patch to keep one eye dilated and he thought he looked cooler. Philhipé was originally working under the Kobold boss prior to his encounter with Roamin's Band of Thieves.

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
During the campaign, Philhipé was originally friendly to Roamin's party before [[Dwarf Number Three]] revealed his name and the rest of the group of Kobolds he was hanging around with engaged them in combat. Philhipé hung back during the fight, casting heals on his allies until [[Gracias]] decided in a radical turn of events that he would hug the Kobold rather than fight him.

Following a lengthy conversation and an attempt to give Gracias rabies by biting him (which he thought was a good thing), Philhipé and Gracias sat back and watched the fight instead. Following the end of the encounter, Philhipé opted to join the party. At this point, he was still called Pete, but wanted to be renamed. [[Yumi]] suggested Philhipé, claiming that Philhipé's original name should not be lost entirely, and the name stuck.

Philhipé proved his worth numerous times, showing cunning and guile where needed, and proving instrumental in the defeat of the [[Gemling#Gemlord|Gemlord]] and the [[Blood Snake#Cobra King|Cobra King]]. Along the way Philhipé became a large fan favorite amongst the live viewers. Despite not owning any treasures or items of his own, a gift [[#Cards|Blunderbuss]] from Gracias became his weapon of choice, which he was surprisingly accurate with despite his lack of depth perception.

===Fate===
Tragedy struck during a fight with [[Gwyneth Sunsword]], Philhipé was separated from the group. He sacrificed himself in an attempt to save his friends, but in the process was rendered unconscious. After the rest of the party successfully escaped, he was imprisoned and transported to The [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. It is unknown if Philhipé died in the Mountains when it collapsed, or if he somehow managed to escape the mountain in the chaos or whether he had escaped before entering the mountain. He is presumed deceased. Although if released earlier, there is a possibility Philhipé is still alive.

==Trivia==
* Philhipé's previous name was Pete, however his original name is not known as the name "Pete" was given to him by the Kobolds.
* Philhipé never used [[Blessing of Strength]] during his appearance on [[List of Organizations#Yumi's Band of Thieves|Yumi's Band of Thieves]].
* In [[Porc Hunters]], Philhipé's reappearance is teased when [[Davey]] the sun cleric is transporting a [[Chimera|dangerous Kobold prisoner]].
* In [[The Sunswords]] there was a possibility that the party would fight a Meta [[Ytt]] that turned into Philhipé. While not actually being the character, the Ytt would look like and have some of the abilities of the real Philhipé.
* Rob has said in [[The New Crew]] behind the scenes, that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé could be one in the same.
* Philhipé may be the brother of [[Maelstrom]].
* A story line involving Philhipé was one of the three possible story lines for [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign.
**In it, it would have been confirmed that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé were infact, the same Kobold. However, this is not confirmed in canon due to said story line not being chosen.
*** As a matter of fact, if the storyline had been chosen then Philhipé would have been dead, as revealed in the SMM behind the scenes.
{{RBOT}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Paladin}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Paladins]]
[[Category:NPC]]

Philhipé

2015-10-29T00:55:47Z

2.96.49.179: /* Fate */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Philhipe RadioactiveK.png
|name= Philhipé
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Triton Ground]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|gender= Male
|stamina= 20
|actor= [[Rob]] & [[Deadbones]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Fomerly: [[Kobolds]]
Currently:
*[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
*Specifically [[Gracias]]
|ability= [[Paladin#Holy Light|Holy Light]], [[Paladin#Blessing of Strength|Blessing of Strength]]
|equipment= Wooden Club, [[Treasures#Blunderbuss|Blunderbuss]]
|relative= Unknown
|alias= 
* Pete
* Yellow Kobold
|status= Unknown
}}
'''Philhipé''' (/fɪlipe/), '''Pete''', or '''Yellow Kobold''' was a [[Kobold]] who joined the party in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign after he was hugged by [[Gracias]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Philhipé looks like a standard Kobold with brown tinted fur-like rock. He wears a crimson scarf loosely around his neck and a single eyepatch. The use of the eyepatch is to keep an eye dilated for when he must enter caves, or poorly lighted areas, meaning that it can be placed on either eye. He carries a Blunderbuss with him.

During his time with Yumi's Thieves, he trecked through a [[Blood Snake]] forest, and was critically shot in the leg via an accidental arrow from Gracias. Philhipé quickly killed and used the corpse of a Blood Snake to create a makeshift tourniquet around his wound that would have otherwise crippled him.

===Personality===
Philhipé is a rather laid-back Kobold, who is known for his combat skills, ability to advise the party, and generally "bad-assery" when faced with troublesome situations.

===Relationships===
====[[Gracias]]====
Philhipé's closest friend was [[Gracias]]. Their friendship began when Gracias hugged him, and after talking about how they thought they had no reason to fight, they sat down together out and left the combat. Throughout the rest of the adventure, Philhipé listened to Gracias's advice and always looked out for him, in return Gracias repeatedly waited for Philhipé, and tried to defend and save him. Some of these instances were in the Blood Snake forest, where Gracias lagged behind to stay with Philhipé, when Philhipé healed Gracias when he was low on stamina, and when Gracias tried to help Philhipé navigate out of the fog.

====[[Yumi]]====
Philhipé respected the authority of [[Yumi]] as a leader, and showed that he was loyal to her. When the two first met, he embraced Yumi in a bear hug as thanks for the respect Yumi showed in speaking in the way Kobolds do, by saying "Gnome" repeatedly. In response, Yumi gave him a little slap on the behind to say "Hey, you know what, you don't scare me off". Later on, when the Guild was starting to fall apart, with certain members questioning Yumi's skill as a leader, Philhipé stood by her. In the final battle, after Yumi surrendered, Philhipé detonated the fog, sacrificing himself to save her.

====[[Bumbley]]====
Philhipé and [[Bumbley]] did not interact very much however, partly because of Kobold's disliking of dwarves, however Philhipé seemed to get over that and eventually even call him by the nickname K4 which showed affection.

====[[Squinks]]====
Philhipe did not like Squinks as much as the rest of Yumi's band of thieves. Squinks has said things to Philhipe like all Kobolds look the same which soured their relationship.

====[[Kobolds]]====
Philhipé, then known as Pete, worked with a group of four other [[Kobolds]] who he guarded a cave filled with gems with. When first encountering Roamin's Band of Thieves, he seemed to respect his Boss's wishes and commands, however he ultimately abandoned them after befriending Gracias. When talking to Gracias, he said that they had not been his friends, and that he had just worked with them.

===Notable Attributes===
====Rabies====
While Philhipé is a carrier for rabies, he himself is not affected by it. If he bites someone there is a chance they will be infected with rabies. Like most kobolds, Philhipé believes rabies isn't a bad thing, and likes to "gift" others with rabies via biting, but asks politely first.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Holy Light]]
==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Snakehunter|Blunderbuss]]: Given by [[Gracias]].This form of Blunderbuss is now known as the [[Snakehunter]].

===Items===
* [[Items#Wooden_Club |Wooden Club]]

==History==
===Background===
Philhipé presumably lived a relatively normal Kobold life before being encountered in the Band of Thieves campaign, wearing an eye patch over left eye because he never developed natural Night Vision like other Kobolds, so he wore an eye-patch to keep one eye dilated and he thought he looked cooler. Philhipé was originally working under the Kobold boss prior to his encounter with Roamin's Band of Thieves.

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
During the campaign, Philhipé was originally friendly to Roamin's party before [[Dwarf Number Three]] revealed his name and the rest of the group of Kobolds he was hanging around with engaged them in combat. Philhipé hung back during the fight, casting heals on his allies until [[Gracias]] decided in a radical turn of events that he would hug the Kobold rather than fight him.

Following a lengthy conversation and an attempt to give Gracias rabies by biting him (which he thought was a good thing), Philhipé and Gracias sat back and watched the fight instead. Following the end of the encounter, Philhipé opted to join the party. At this point, he was still called Pete, but wanted to be renamed. [[Yumi]] suggested Philhipé, claiming that Philhipé's original name should not be lost entirely, and the name stuck.

Philhipé proved his worth numerous times, showing cunning and guile where needed, and proving instrumental in the defeat of the [[Gemling#Gemlord|Gemlord]] and the [[Blood Snake#Cobra King|Cobra King]]. Along the way Philhipé became a large fan favorite amongst the live viewers. Despite not owning any treasures or items of his own, a gift [[#Cards|Blunderbuss]] from Gracias became his weapon of choice, which he was surprisingly accurate with despite his lack of depth perception.

===Fate===
Tragedy struck during a fight with [[Gwyneth Sunsword]], Philhipé was separated from the group. He sacrificed himself in an attempt to save his friends, but in the process was rendered unconscious. After the rest of the party successfully escaped, he was imprisoned and transported to The [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. It is unknown if Philhipé died in the Mountains when it collapsed, or if he somehow managed to escape the mountain in the chaos or whether he had escaped before entering the mountain. He is presumed deceased. Although if released earlier, there is a possibility Philhipé is still alive.

==Trivia==
* Philhipé's previous name was Pete, however his original name is not known as the name "Pete" was given to him by the Kobolds.
* Philhipé never used [[Blessing of Strength]] during his appearance on [[List of Organizations#Yumi's Band of Thieves|Yumi's Band of Thieves]].
* In [[Porc Hunters]], Philhipé's reappearance is teased when Davey the sun cleric is transporting a [[Chimera|dangerous Kobold prisoner]].
* In [[The Sunswords]] there was a possibility that the party would fight a Meta Ytt that turned into Philhipé. While not actually being the character, the Ytt would look like and have some of the abilities of the real Philhipé.
* Rob has Said in [[The New Crew]] behind the scenes, that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé could be one in the same.
*Philhipe may be the brother of [[Maelstrom]].
* A story line involving Philhipé was one of the three possible story lines for [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign.
**In it, it would have been confirmed that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé were infact, the same Kobold. However, this is not confirmed in canon due to said story line not being chosen.
*** As a matter of fact, if the storyline had been chosen then Philhipe would have been dead, as revealed in the SMM behind the scenes.
{{RBOT}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Paladin}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Paladins]]
[[Category:NPC]]

Philhipé

2015-10-29T00:51:33Z

2.96.49.179: /* Appearance */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Philhipe RadioactiveK.png
|name= Philhipé
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Triton Ground]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|gender= Male
|stamina= 20
|actor= [[Rob]] & [[Deadbones]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Fomerly: [[Kobolds]]
Currently:
*[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
*Specifically [[Gracias]]
|ability= [[Paladin#Holy Light|Holy Light]], [[Paladin#Blessing of Strength|Blessing of Strength]]
|equipment= Wooden Club, [[Treasures#Blunderbuss|Blunderbuss]]
|relative= Unknown
|alias= 
* Pete
* Yellow Kobold
|status= Unknown
}}
'''Philhipé''' (/fɪlipe/), '''Pete''', or '''Yellow Kobold''' was a [[Kobold]] who joined the party in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign after he was hugged by [[Gracias]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Philhipé looks like a standard Kobold with brown tinted fur-like rock. He wears a crimson scarf loosely around his neck and a single eyepatch. The use of the eyepatch is to keep an eye dilated for when he must enter caves, or poorly lighted areas, meaning that it can be placed on either eye. He carries a Blunderbuss with him.

During his time with Yumi's Thieves, he trecked through a [[Blood Snake]] forest, and was critically shot in the leg via an accidental arrow from Gracias. Philhipé quickly killed and used the corpse of a Blood Snake to create a makeshift tourniquet around his wound that would have otherwise crippled him.

===Personality===
Philhipé is a rather laid-back Kobold, who is known for his combat skills, ability to advise the party, and generally "bad-assery" when faced with troublesome situations.

===Relationships===
====[[Gracias]]====
Philhipé's closest friend was [[Gracias]]. Their friendship began when Gracias hugged him, and after talking about how they thought they had no reason to fight, they sat down together out and left the combat. Throughout the rest of the adventure, Philhipé listened to Gracias's advice and always looked out for him, in return Gracias repeatedly waited for Philhipé, and tried to defend and save him. Some of these instances were in the Blood Snake forest, where Gracias lagged behind to stay with Philhipé, when Philhipé healed Gracias when he was low on stamina, and when Gracias tried to help Philhipé navigate out of the fog.

====[[Yumi]]====
Philhipé respected the authority of [[Yumi]] as a leader, and showed that he was loyal to her. When the two first met, he embraced Yumi in a bear hug as thanks for the respect Yumi showed in speaking in the way Kobolds do, by saying "Gnome" repeatedly. In response, Yumi gave him a little slap on the behind to say "Hey, you know what, you don't scare me off". Later on, when the Guild was starting to fall apart, with certain members questioning Yumi's skill as a leader, Philhipé stood by her. In the final battle, after Yumi surrendered, Philhipé detonated the fog, sacrificing himself to save her.

====[[Bumbley]]====
Philhipé and [[Bumbley]] did not interact very much however, partly because of Kobold's disliking of dwarves, however Philhipé seemed to get over that and eventually even call him by the nickname K4 which showed affection.

====[[Squinks]]====
Philhipe did not like Squinks as much as the rest of Yumi's band of thieves. Squinks has said things to Philhipe like all Kobolds look the same which soured their relationship.

====[[Kobolds]]====
Philhipé, then known as Pete, worked with a group of four other [[Kobolds]] who he guarded a cave filled with gems with. When first encountering Roamin's Band of Thieves, he seemed to respect his Boss's wishes and commands, however he ultimately abandoned them after befriending Gracias. When talking to Gracias, he said that they had not been his friends, and that he had just worked with them.

===Notable Attributes===
====Rabies====
While Philhipé is a carrier for rabies, he himself is not affected by it. If he bites someone there is a chance they will be infected with rabies. Like most kobolds, Philhipé believes rabies isn't a bad thing, and likes to "gift" others with rabies via biting, but asks politely first.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Holy Light]]
==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Snakehunter|Blunderbuss]]: Given by [[Gracias]].This form of Blunderbuss is now known as the [[Snakehunter]].

===Items===
* [[Items#Wooden_Club |Wooden Club]]

==History==
===Background===
Philhipé presumably lived a relatively normal Kobold life before being encountered in the Band of Thieves campaign, wearing an eye patch over left eye because he never developed natural Night Vision like other Kobolds, so he wore an eye-patch to keep one eye dilated and he thought he looked cooler. Philhipé was originally working under the Kobold boss prior to his encounter with Roamin's Band of Thieves.

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
During the campaign, Philhipé was originally friendly to Roamin's party before [[Dwarf Number Three]] revealed his name and the rest of the group of Kobolds he was hanging around with engaged them in combat. Philhipé hung back during the fight, casting heals on his allies until [[Gracias]] decided in a radical turn of events that he would hug the Kobold rather than fight him.

Following a lengthy conversation and an attempt to give Gracias rabies by biting him (which he thought was a good thing), Philhipé and Gracias sat back and watched the fight instead. Following the end of the encounter, Philhipé opted to join the party. At this point, he was still called Pete, but wanted to be renamed. [[Yumi]] suggested Philhipé, claiming that Philhipé's original name should not be lost entirely, and the name stuck.

Philhipé proved his worth numerous times, showing cunning and guile where needed, and proving instrumental in the defeat of the [[Gemling#Gemlord|Gemlord]] and the [[Blood Snake#Cobra King|Cobra King]]. Along the way Philhipé became a large fan favorite amongst the live viewers. Despite not owning any treasures or items of his own, a gift [[#Cards|Blunderbuss]] from Gracias became his weapon of choice, which he was surprisingly accurate with despite his lack of depth perception.

===Fate===
Tragedy struck during a fight with [[Gwyneth Sunsword]], Philhipé was separated from the group and rendered unconscious. After the rest of the party successfully escaped, he was imprisoned and transported to The [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. It is unknown if Philhipé died in the Mountains when it collapsed, or if he somehow managed to escape the mountain in the chaos or whether he he escaped before entering the mountain. He is presumed deceased. Although if released earlier, there is a possibility Philhipé is still alive.

==Trivia==
* Philhipé's previous name was Pete, however his original name is not known as the name "Pete" was given to him by the Kobolds.
* Philhipé never used [[Blessing of Strength]] during his appearance on [[List of Organizations#Yumi's Band of Thieves|Yumi's Band of Thieves]].
* In [[Porc Hunters]], Philhipé's reappearance is teased when Davey the sun cleric is transporting a [[Chimera|dangerous Kobold prisoner]].
* In [[The Sunswords]] there was a possibility that the party would fight a Meta Ytt that turned into Philhipé. While not actually being the character, the Ytt would look like and have some of the abilities of the real Philhipé.
* Rob has Said in [[The New Crew]] behind the scenes, that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé could be one in the same.
*Philhipe may be the brother of [[Maelstrom]].
* A story line involving Philhipé was one of the three possible story lines for [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign.
**In it, it would have been confirmed that [[Chimera]] and Philhipé were infact, the same Kobold. However, this is not confirmed in canon due to said story line not being chosen.
*** As a matter of fact, if the storyline had been chosen then Philhipe would have been dead, as revealed in the SMM behind the scenes.
{{RBOT}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Paladin}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Paladins]]
[[Category:NPC]]

Octivias

2015-10-29T00:47:18Z

2.96.49.179: /* The Jewel of the Dingo Isles */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Octivias RadioactiveK.png
|name= Chef Octivias
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Black Boar|Black Boar]]
|class= [[Lumberjack]]
|stamina= 45
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]], [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Chef of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Lumberjack#Woodland Companion|Woodland Companion]]
* [[Lumberjack#Yodel|Yodel]]
|equipment= 
* Blood Drinker
* Freeboot Coat
* Flintlock Pistol
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive (Possibly imprisoned in the [[Silvermine Mountains]])
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Want some Fish Soup?"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Chef Octivias</div>
|
|}
'''Octivias''' is a [[Porc#Black Boar|Black Boar Porc]] [[Lumberjack]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Octivias is a male Porc with a hefty bodyshape, a black beard, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks, with the right one being broken. Octivias wears a blue pirate hat with a skeleton fish emblem on it, a red bandana, and a beige apron with several Fish Yogurt stains. Octivias also has a blue Gobo Fishing Net that he carries with him, along with a pot of Fish Yogurt or Fish Soup.

===Personality===

===Relationships===

===Notable Attributes===
Octivias cannot swim in any way, shape, or form (partially due to his stubby arms) even though he is voyaging aboard a ship. Besides this, he is very good at making [[Fish Yogurt]] and fish soup. He can also lactate milk.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Porc#Porc|Bloodboil]]
* [[Porc#Black Boar|Clawhoofs]]

===Lumberjack Abilities===
* [[Woodland Companion|Polly the Parrot]]
* [[Yodel]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Blood_Drinker | Blood Drinker]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Gobo_Fishing_Net | Gobo Fishing Net]]
* [[Accessories#Torch | Torch]]
==History==
===Background===

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===

Octivias is the chef on the [[Bocoe]]. He has been present since before [[Captain Merci]] over threw the old porc captain. He has been seen force feeding members of the Bocoe his fish yogurt. During the battle with the harpies he "fell" of the ship through one of the cannon holes. It is assumed that, due to his later betrayal, [[Jakelad]] threw him off without Octivias realizing. During the battle with [[Colin the Behemoth]] Octivias showed that he has no idea how to load a cannon and he was later thrown overboard by the last behemoth arm, where [[Kinney Boots]] could have tried to save him but instead spat on the dead body of Jakelad. He was then saved by [[McCoy]]'s new Behemoth Arm. Once on The Dingo Isles he briefly tried to get McCoy to rip his arm off with his Behmoth Arm hoping to get one of his own. Merci quickly shot down this idea. Once inside the fire trap room, he kept hitting the door not caring about the pot puppies in danger. After the events with the giant skeleton, he stayed with the Bocoe till the end of the "New Crew" Campaign.

===[[The New Crew]]===

===Fate===
Octivias, like most of the crew of the [[Bocoe]], was arrested by the [[Sunswords]] and sent to the [[Silvermine Mountains]]. It is unknown if he was in the Silvermine Mountains when they collapsed after the [[The Ageless One|Ageless One]] was awoken.

==Trivia==
* All he makes is Fish Yogurt and Fish Soup, though he was attempting to make the kobolds some form of cannonball-fish-milk.
* Only [[Black Boar]] to get knock-back easily.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Porc}}
{{Lumberjack}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Lumberjacks]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Octivias

2015-10-29T00:45:41Z

2.96.49.179: /* The Jewel of the Dingo Isles */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Octivias RadioactiveK.png
|name= Chef Octivias
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Black Boar|Black Boar]]
|class= [[Lumberjack]]
|stamina= 45
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]], [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Chef of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Lumberjack#Woodland Companion|Woodland Companion]]
* [[Lumberjack#Yodel|Yodel]]
|equipment= 
* Blood Drinker
* Freeboot Coat
* Flintlock Pistol
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive (Possibly imprisoned in the [[Silvermine Mountains]])
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Want some Fish Soup?"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Chef Octivias</div>
|
|}
'''Octivias''' is a [[Porc#Black Boar|Black Boar Porc]] [[Lumberjack]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Octivias is a male Porc with a hefty bodyshape, a black beard, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks, with the right one being broken. Octivias wears a blue pirate hat with a skeleton fish emblem on it, a red bandana, and a beige apron with several Fish Yogurt stains. Octivias also has a blue Gobo Fishing Net that he carries with him, along with a pot of Fish Yogurt or Fish Soup.

===Personality===

===Relationships===

===Notable Attributes===
Octivias cannot swim in any way, shape, or form (partially due to his stubby arms) even though he is voyaging aboard a ship. Besides this, he is very good at making [[Fish Yogurt]] and fish soup. He can also lactate milk.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Porc#Porc|Bloodboil]]
* [[Porc#Black Boar|Clawhoofs]]

===Lumberjack Abilities===
* [[Woodland Companion|Polly the Parrot]]
* [[Yodel]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Blood_Drinker | Blood Drinker]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Gobo_Fishing_Net | Gobo Fishing Net]]
* [[Accessories#Torch | Torch]]
==History==
===Background===

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===

Octivias is the chef on the [[Bocoe]]. He has been present since before [[Captain Merci]] over threw the old porc captain. He has been seen force feeding members of the Bocoe his fish yogurt. During the battle with the harpy he "fell" of the ship through one of the cannon holes. It is assumed that due to his later betrayal [[Jakelad]] threw him off without Octivias realizing. During the battle with Colin the Behemoth Octivias showed that he has no idea how to load a cannon and he was later thrown overboard by the last behemoth arm, where Kinney Boots could have tried to save him but instead spat on the dead body of Jakelad. He was then saved by [[McCoy]]'s new Behemoth Arm. Once on The Dingo Isles he briefly tried to get McCoy to rip his arm off with his Behmoth Arm hoping to get one of his own. Merci quickly shot down this idea. Once inside the fire trap room, he kept hitting the door not caring about the pot puppies in danger. After the events with the giant skeleton, he stayed with the Bocoe till the end of the "New Crew" Campain.

===[[The New Crew]]===

===Fate===
Octivias, like most of the crew of the [[Bocoe]], was arrested by the [[Sunswords]] and sent to the [[Silvermine Mountains]]. It is unknown if he was in the Silvermine Mountains when they collapsed after the [[The Ageless One|Ageless One]] was awoken.

==Trivia==
* All he makes is Fish Yogurt and Fish Soup, though he was attempting to make the kobolds some form of cannonball-fish-milk.
* Only [[Black Boar]] to get knock-back easily.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Porc}}
{{Lumberjack}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Lumberjacks]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Justin

2015-10-29T00:39:31Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

{{Actorbox
|image= File:JustinGamePiece.png
|name= HCJustin
|real= Justin
|role= Player
|affiliation= Buffalo Wizards
|appearances= 
* [[The Nuren Campaign]]
* [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
* [[Porc Hunters]]
* [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
* [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]
* [[The Sunswords]]
* [[The Unseen Rogues]]
* [[Kobold Headhunters]]
* [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
* [[The New Crew]]
|first= The Nuren Campaign
|youtube= [http://www.youtube.com/user/hcjustin HCJustin]
|twitter= [http://twitter.com/hcjustinn @HCJustin]
}}
'''HCJustin''' is member of the [[Buffalo Wizards]] and regular player of [[Unforgotten Realms Live]].

== Characters ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|Season One]]
|-
|[[File:JustinGamePiece.png|100px|link=Cawks Stompulous]]
|[[File:K4 Avatar.png|100px|link=Bumbley]]
|[[File:Chilly Wizzy Avatar.png|100px|link=Elmar]]
|[[File:Jo Krysstal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jo Krysstal]]
|-
|Cawks Stompulous
|K4
|Elmar
|O' Jo Krysstal
|-
|[[File:Desnuttes Avatar.png|100px|link=Desnuttes]]
|[[File:Bob Avatar.png|100px|link=Bob]]
|[[File:Thea Mazing Avatar.png|100px|link=Thea Mazing]]
|[[File:Jack Krystaal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jack Krysstal]]
|-
|Goblin Desnuttes
|Bob Bobertson
|Thea Mazing
|Jack Krysstal
|-
|[[File:Sergio Fabioso New Avatar.png|100px|link=Sergio Fabioso]]
|[[File:Young Ladyir Avatar.png|100px|link=Ladyir]]
|[[File:Rusty Avatar.png|100px|link=Rusty]]
|
|-
|Sergio Fabioso
|Young Ladyir
|Rusty
|
|}

== Play Style ==
Justin often plays more quiet, strong characters exhibiting a go-with-the-flow attitude.

== Trivia ==
*[[Rob]] has said that Justin is like a big teddy bear, being quiet most of the time, but delivering the best punchlines.
*Justin claimed during the [[Band of Thieves]] Character Creation that his last name is Justin.
*Justin streams frequently on his [http://www.twitch.tv/hcjustin Twitch channel] which includes a variety of games and a [[Tuesday Talk|Tuesday podcast]] where he discusses the upcoming character creation and campaign with other URealms Live players if any are available.
*There is a reoccurring joke that Justin will never be the leader of a campaign because he was "skipped" to be a leader in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]. Although there is no real order given for leaders, the three campaigns before The Many Gobos of Pat had the other three players be the leaders of their own respective campaign.
**Justin finally got to be the leader in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.
*Justin is the first player to officially switch sides in combat, due to one of his previous characters, [[Bob]] being on the enemy side.
*Justin is currently tied as the player that has the most character deaths out of the whole crew, with [[Roamin]]. Currently, he has 2 on his death counter, [[Jo Krysstal]] and [[Elmar]].
*Justin is the last player to have one of his characters die, in campaign 9, [[The New Crew]].
*Justin had a character with [[Coin of Providence]] 5 of 6 possible times. The only time was in Silver Mine Mountains which had no treasure or shops.
[[Category:Players]]

{{Justin}}{{Staff}}
{{Campaign}}

Coestar

2015-10-29T00:36:58Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

{{Actorbox
|image= File:CoestarGamePiece.png
|name=Coestar
|real=Justin
|role=Player, Artist
|affiliation=[[Buffalo Wizards]], Mindcrack
|appearances= 
* [[The Nuren Campaign]]
* [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
* [[Porc Hunters]]
* [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
* [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]
* [[The Sunswords]]
* [[The Unseen Rogues]]
* [[Kobold Headhunters]]
* [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
* [[The New Crew]]
* [[The Silvermine Mountains]]
|first= The Nuren Campaign
|youtube=[https://www.youtube.com/user/Coestar Coestar]
|twitter=[https://twitter.com/coestar @Coestar]
}}

'''Coestar''' is a member of the [[Buffalo Wizards]] and has appeared in every [[campaign]] of [[Unforgotten Realms Live]] yet. Coestar is also the artist for the current set of [[cards]] used in the game.
==Characters==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|Season One]]
|-
|[[File:CoestarGamePiece.png|100px|link=Thanks]]
|[[File:Gracias Avatar.png|100px|link=Gracias]]
|[[File:Denada Avatar.png|100px|link=DeNada]]
|[[File:Captain Merci Avatar.png|100px|link=Merci]]
|-
|Thanks Jackson
|Gracias
|Corporal DeNada
|Captain Merci
|-
|[[File:Dankie Avatar.png|100px|link=Dankie]]
|[[File:DonPuppetPals.jpg|100px|link=Don]]
|[[File:Dave Avatar.png|100px|link=Dave]]
|[[File:Nate Tack Avatar.png|100px|link=Nate Tack]]
|-
|Dankie
|Don Key
|Dave Davidson
|Nate Tack
|-
|[[File:Kopie Ren Avatar.png|100px|link=Kopie Ren]]
|[[File:No-Eyes Bromas New Avatar.png|100px|link=Bromas]]
|[[File:Rick Snot Avatar.png|100px|link=Rick Snot]]
|[[File:Trusty Neconni Avatar.png|100px|link=Trusty Neconni]]
|-
|Kopie Ren
|No-Eye Bromas
|Rick Snot
|Trusty Neconni
|}

== Play Style ==
Coestar has taken to playing relatively "good" [[characters]] throughout the campaigns. He mostly plays more passive characters, generally focusing on strategy and diplomacy, and is willing to take one for the team.
===Pets and Allies===
Coe has a tendency to find or create pets and allies to help the party through their adventure.
* In [[The Nuren Campaign]] he turned [[Randall]] into his Nimbus to help the party.
* In [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] he befriended [[Philhipé]] and caused him to join the them.
* In [[Porc Hunters]] he created an Ice Elemental named Ice Lord that became a member of Theta Squad.
* While he didn't create a pet in [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]], by the end of the adventure he did help save some puppies, one of which becomes his after the adventure and which his character raised for further adventures, appearing later in [[The New Crew]].
* In [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] he has a pet comb he names Scott. In addition, with his ability [[Mount]] he takes control of Giant [[Ramsters]] for a short while. He was intended to get a pet Donkey, however when it was thrown into the arena for him it killed him causing Coe to start playing as [[Don|The Donkey]].
* While he didn't have a pet in [[The Sunswords]], he did get a staff that allowed him to control the mind of whoever leads him. He used this staff to make potential enemies his ally by temporarily making them his leader and controlling them.
*In The [[Zarlin Catacombs]] he bought a pot puppy, which he named Steven. [[Steven the Pot Puppy]] was later killed by the [[Bennu Death Machine]], but he was put into a soul puppet. Sadly the Soul Puppet Steven spends the rest of his days in the giant chasm, with [[Morgan Marie]] and [[Prism]].

== Trivia ==
* All of Coe's characters (Dave excluded) have been based off puns.
** Many of which around the words "thanks", "you're welcome" or "no tricks".
* Coestar appeared during the [[Dank Dungeons and Dragons]] campaign as Coebat.
* [[Unforgotten Realms Live]] is streamed on Coestar's Twitch channel, even though [[Rob]] is the "host" of the show.
* Coestar streams every day on his Twitch channel, and has done so since December 5, 2013.
* Coestar is the first player to have referred to Rob, the [[Game Master]] at the table. He calls him "the Voice in the Sky."
* Coestar is the first player to have one of his characters die, in campaign 4, [[The Many Gobos of Pat]].

== External Links ==
[https://twitch.tv/coestar Coe's Twitch channel] - Hosts the Unforgotten Realms Live streams.

{{Coestar}}{{Staff}}{{Campaign}}
[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Staff]]

Roamin

2015-10-29T00:35:48Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

: ''This article is about the player, if you are looking for the mentioned character, see: [[List of Minor Characters#Roamin the Paladin|Roamin the Paladin]]
{{Actorbox
|image=File:RoaminGamePiece.png
|name=Roamin
|real=Brian
|role=Player
|affiliation=Buffalo Wizards
|appearances= 
*[[The Nuren Campaign]]
*[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
*[[Porc Hunters]]
*[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
*[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]
*[[The Sunswords]]
*[[The Unseen Rogues]]
*[[Kobold Headhunters]]
*[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
*[[The New Crew]]
*[[The Silvermine Mountains]]
|first=The Nuren Campaign
|youtube=[https://www.youtube.com/user/RankElevenPaladin RankElevenPaladin]
|twitter=[https://twitter.com/RoaminBW @RoaminBW]
}}

'''Roamin''' is a [[Buffalo Wizards|Buffalo Wizard]] and a regular [[player]] of the [[Unforgotten Realms Live]] streams.

== Characters ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|Season One]]
|-
|[[File:RoaminGamePiece.png|100px|link=Inky]]
|[[File:Yumi Avatar.png|100px|link=Yumi]]
|[[File:Templeton Avatar.png|100px|link=Templeton Barringster]]
|[[File:Mccoy Avatar.png|100px|link=McCoy]]
|-
|Inky Jackson
|Yumi
|Templeton Barringster
|First Mate McCoy
|-
|[[File:Terrence Warren Avatar.png|100px|link=Terrence]]
|[[File:Terrence Warren Avatar.png|100px|link=Warren]]
|[[File:Xavius Avatar.png|100px|link=Xavius]]
|[[File:Darius Avatar.png|100px|link=Darius]]
|-
|Terrence
|Warren
|Xavius
|Darius
|-
|[[File:Chase Avatar.png|100px|link=Chase]]
|[[File:Noxel Avatar.png|100px|link=Noxel]]
|[[File:Fantastico Fabioso New Avatar.png|100px|link=Fantastico Fabioso]]
|[[File:Marco Avatar.png|100px|link=Marco]]
|-
|Chase
|Noxel
|Fantastico Fabioso
|Marco
|-
|[[File:Polo Avatar.png|100px|link=Polo]]
|[[File:Margaret O'Malley Avatar.png|100px|link=Margaret O'Malley]]
|
|-
|Polo
|Margaret O'Malley
|
|}

== Play Style ==
Roamin is accustomed to playing a very aggressive [[character]] with a lot of self interest, as seen in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign where he is the leader.
He tends to analyze situations to search for loopholes that he can exploit for maximum efficiency.

== Trivia ==
*Roamin has been a friend of [[Rob|Rob's]] for a long time, and he taken part in many of Rob's earlier projects and series such as Dark Age of Camelot, Roleplay and [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0LKsHrTDPuwwtXyRm-4Xg Two Player].
*His online persona is adopted from a character in the original [[Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)|Unforgotten Realms series]].
*Roamin is notable for having extremely bad rolls, which he blames on utilizing all of his luck when he and Rob played [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCEr1hVPw-4&ab_channel=URTwoPlayer Keiba Eight Special].
*Roamin's last roll of the first season was rolling a 1, killing the character he rolled for.
*As of the end of Season 1, Roamin and [[Deadbones]] are tied for most total characters played (including minor, non-player-made characters), each with a total of 14.
**Excluding the minor characters, they're still tied at 13.
*Roamin is currently tied as the player that has the most character deaths out of the whole crew, with [[Justin]]. Currently, he has 2 on his death counter, [[Darius]] and [[Xavius]].
{{Roamin}}{{Staff}}{{Campaign}}
[[Category:Players]]

Justin

2015-10-29T00:31:10Z

2.96.49.179: /* Trivia */

{{Actorbox
|image= File:JustinGamePiece.png
|name= HCJustin
|real= Justin
|role= Player
|affiliation= Buffalo Wizards
|appearances= 
* [[The Nuren Campaign]]
* [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
* [[Porc Hunters]]
* [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
* [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]
* [[The Sunswords]]
* [[The Unseen Rogues]]
* [[Kobold Headhunters]]
* [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
* [[The New Crew]]
|first= The Nuren Campaign
|youtube= [http://www.youtube.com/user/hcjustin HCJustin]
|twitter= [http://twitter.com/hcjustinn @HCJustin]
}}
'''HCJustin''' is member of the [[Buffalo Wizards]] and regular player of [[Unforgotten Realms Live]].

== Characters ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|Season One]]
|-
|[[File:JustinGamePiece.png|100px|link=Cawks Stompulous]]
|[[File:K4 Avatar.png|100px|link=Bumbley]]
|[[File:Chilly Wizzy Avatar.png|100px|link=Elmar]]
|[[File:Jo Krysstal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jo Krysstal]]
|-
|Cawks Stompulous
|K4
|Elmar
|O' Jo Krysstal
|-
|[[File:Desnuttes Avatar.png|100px|link=Desnuttes]]
|[[File:Bob Avatar.png|100px|link=Bob]]
|[[File:Thea Mazing Avatar.png|100px|link=Thea Mazing]]
|[[File:Jack Krystaal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jack Krysstal]]
|-
|Goblin Desnuttes
|Bob Bobertson
|Thea Mazing
|Jack Krysstal
|-
|[[File:Sergio Fabioso New Avatar.png|100px|link=Sergio Fabioso]]
|[[File:Young Ladyir Avatar.png|100px|link=Ladyir]]
|[[File:Rusty Avatar.png|100px|link=Rusty]]
|
|-
|Sergio Fabioso
|Young Ladyir
|Rusty
|
|}

== Play Style ==
Justin often plays more quiet, strong characters exhibiting a go-with-the-flow attitude.

== Trivia ==
*[[Rob]] has said that Justin is like a big teddy bear, being quiet most of the time, but delivering the best punchlines.
*Justin claimed during the [[Band of Thieves]] Character Creation that his last name is Justin.
*Justin streams frequently on his [http://www.twitch.tv/hcjustin Twitch channel] which includes a variety of games and a [[Tuesday Talk|Tuesday podcast]] where he discusses the upcoming character creation and campaign with other URealms Live players if any are available.
*There is a reoccurring joke that Justin will never be the leader of a campaign because he was "skipped" to be a leader in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]. Although there is no real order given for leaders, the three campaigns before The Many Gobos of Pat had the other three players be the leaders of their own respective campaign.
**Justin finally got to be the leader in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.
*Justin is the first player to officially switch sides in combat, due to one of his previous characters, [[Bob]] being on the enemy side.
*Justin is currently tied as the player that has the most character deaths out of the whole crew, with [[Roamin]]. Currently, he has 2 on his death counter, [[Jo Krysstal]] and [[Elmar]].
*Justin had a character with [[Coin of Providence]] 5 of 6 possible times. The only time was in Silver Mine Mountains which had no treasure or shops.
[[Category:Players]]

{{Justin}}{{Staff}}
{{Campaign}}

Pattenborrow Threecircle

2015-10-29T00:26:37Z

2.96.49.179: /* Willis */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pattenborrow RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pattenborrow Threecircle
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Nobleborn|Nobleborn]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 11 (race and class)
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= 
* Currently: His Family
* Formerly: Paladin's Guild
|ability= 
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Arcane Beam]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
*[[Blink]]
|equipment= None
|relative= 
Adopted Family
* [[Warren]] (Son)
* [[Terrence]] (Son)
* [[Dankie]] (Son)
* [[Desnuttes]] (Son/Vessel)
* [[Pryor]]
* [[Madelyne]] (Daughter)
Old Family (deceased)
* Unnamed Wife
* Unnamed Daughter
* Unnamed Son
|alias= Pat, Dad, Cool Dad
|status= A Spirit in Desnuttes
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I Don't Think So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Pattenborrow Threecircle</div>
|
|}
'''Pattenborrow Threecircle''' is a [[Paladin]] [[Elf]] that adopted 6 Goblins and raised them as his own in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Pattenborrow is a male Spellblade Elf of below average height. He has pale skin, gold eyes and short light brown hair that is combed back. He wears a baggy cream shirt with yellow trim and stitching across the chest, dark brown pants and brown shoes. He also wears green robes with brown trim that go down to his knees, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows.

===Personality===

===Relationships===

====[[Warren]]====

====[[Terrence]]====

====[[Dankie]]====

====[[Desnuttes]]====

====[[Pryor]]====

====[[Madelyne]]====

====[[Medusa]]====

====[[Willis]]====
Pattenborrow and [[Willis]] were both members of the Paladin Order. When [[Medusa]] took over the minds of the non-elves, Pattenborrow left and was hunted by Willis and his group of dwarf paladins. In [[The Many Gobos of Pat]], Willis finds Pattenborrow's secret home, and executes him in front of his goblin family.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
====Passives====
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Nobleborn|Melding Magic]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]]

====Paladin Abilities====
* [[Holy Light]]
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Honor Chains]]

====Wizard Abilities====
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
====Sorcerer Abilities====
* [[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]
* [[Treasures#Threecircle's Mace|Threecircle's Mace]]
==History==
===Background===
Pattenborrow was once a member of the Paladin Order along with many others and had a loving wife, daughter and son. However once the Medusa took control over the minds of the dwarven Paladins, Pattenborrow's family died in a horrible fire while he was being hunted. Some time later he happened across a group of homeless goblins, [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]], [[Madelyne]] and [[Pryor]]. With his initial hatred for the race gone, he decided to adopt them and create a new family.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
Many years have passed since the adoption of Pat's new family, and Pat has taken to liking Desnuttes above the rest of his family. Often meditating and giving him personal training in secret. On the anniversary of the adoption, Pat gathered his family around and gave them each gifts. Gifting Madelyne a new Blunderbuss, Pryor a hug, Warren a claim to his special mace, and Dankie a Crystal Flatscreen. Pat left Dankie to play with his new present, while he meditated with Desnuttes. But while this happened, Pat had forgotten about the magical cookies that had been baking in the oven for Warren and Terrence, leaving them to burn in the oven. He came back down to see what he believed to be dwarven smut on the Crystal Flatscreen (which was actually [[Bumbley|K-4]]), and became furious, cancelling the rest of the presents and festivities.

===Fate===
After his home was broken into by dwarves, he was beheaded and killed by them. Pattenborrow's spirit fused with Desnuttes' as a result of the latter breaking the necklace he was given in his hand.

==Trivia==

{{MGP}}{{Elf}}{{Paladin}}
[[Category: NPC]]
[[Category: Deceased]]
[[Category: Father]]

Pattenborrow Threecircle

2015-10-29T00:22:00Z

2.96.49.179: /* Appearance */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pattenborrow RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pattenborrow Threecircle
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Nobleborn|Nobleborn]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 11 (race and class)
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= 
* Currently: His Family
* Formerly: Paladin's Guild
|ability= 
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Arcane Beam]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
*[[Blink]]
|equipment= None
|relative= 
Adopted Family
* [[Warren]] (Son)
* [[Terrence]] (Son)
* [[Dankie]] (Son)
* [[Desnuttes]] (Son/Vessel)
* [[Pryor]]
* [[Madelyne]] (Daughter)
Old Family (deceased)
* Unnamed Wife
* Unnamed Daughter
* Unnamed Son
|alias= Pat, Dad, Cool Dad
|status= A Spirit in Desnuttes
}}
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|'''"I Don't Think So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Pattenborrow Threecircle</div>
|
|}
'''Pattenborrow Threecircle''' is a [[Paladin]] [[Elf]] that adopted 6 Goblins and raised them as his own in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Pattenborrow is a male Spellblade Elf of below average height. He has pale skin, gold eyes and short light brown hair that is combed back. He wears a baggy cream shirt with yellow trim and stitching across the chest, dark brown pants and brown shoes. He also wears green robes with brown trim that go down to his knees, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows.

===Personality===

===Relationships===

====[[Warren]]====

====[[Terrence]]====

====[[Dankie]]====

====[[Desnuttes]]====

====[[Pryor]]====

====[[Madelyne]]====

====[[Medusa]]====

====[[Willis]]====

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
====Passives====
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Nobleborn|Melding Magic]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]]

====Paladin Abilities====
* [[Holy Light]]
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Honor Chains]]

====Wizard Abilities====
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
====Sorcerer Abilities====
* [[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]
* [[Treasures#Threecircle's Mace|Threecircle's Mace]]
==History==
===Background===
Pattenborrow was once a member of the Paladin Order along with many others and had a loving wife, daughter and son. However once the Medusa took control over the minds of the dwarven Paladins, Pattenborrow's family died in a horrible fire while he was being hunted. Some time later he happened across a group of homeless goblins, [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]], [[Madelyne]] and [[Pryor]]. With his initial hatred for the race gone, he decided to adopt them and create a new family.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
Many years have passed since the adoption of Pat's new family, and Pat has taken to liking Desnuttes above the rest of his family. Often meditating and giving him personal training in secret. On the anniversary of the adoption, Pat gathered his family around and gave them each gifts. Gifting Madelyne a new Blunderbuss, Pryor a hug, Warren a claim to his special mace, and Dankie a Crystal Flatscreen. Pat left Dankie to play with his new present, while he meditated with Desnuttes. But while this happened, Pat had forgotten about the magical cookies that had been baking in the oven for Warren and Terrence, leaving them to burn in the oven. He came back down to see what he believed to be dwarven smut on the Crystal Flatscreen (which was actually [[Bumbley|K-4]]), and became furious, cancelling the rest of the presents and festivities.

===Fate===
After his home was broken into by dwarves, he was beheaded and killed by them. Pattenborrow's spirit fused with Desnuttes' as a result of the latter breaking the necklace he was given in his hand.

==Trivia==

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[[Category: NPC]]
[[Category: Deceased]]
[[Category: Father]]

Shaneil

2015-10-29T00:07:00Z

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{{Charbox
|image=File:Shaneil-Silvermine.png
|name= Shaneil
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Trivia|Gobolf]]
|class= Unknown
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Male
|gold = None
|affiliation= [[Rusty]]
|ability= 
|equipment= 
|weakness= Unknown
|relative= Unknown
|talk= Unknown
|status= Deceased
|first= The Silvermine Mountains
}}

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Shaneil is a male Gobolf with an extremely anorexic body, revealing his rib cage. He stands hunched over. He has black eyes with gold irises and pale green skin. He wears the least of the Silvermine Mountain Prisoners, he wears a pair of torn grey pants held up by a dark grey belt. He has bandages around his knees and black bandages around his feet.

===Personality===

===Relationships===

===Notable Attributes===

==Belongings==
===[[Items]]===
* Formerly: [[Dragonskin Bow]](given to [[Rusty]])

===[[Accessories]]===
*[[Arachnid Essence]]

==History==
===Background===

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===

===Fate===
Shaneil was falsely accused of being a snitch by [[Rusty]]. He was then strangled by [[Khn'n-Rell]], but was allowed to live after he said he would do anything. He then tried to run and inform the guards, but was pulled back by [[Rusty]]. His neck was then promptly snapped by [[Khn'n-Rell]].

==Trivia==
* He is the first [[Gobolf]] to get a name
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{{Elf}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Jakelad

2015-10-28T17:41:31Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Cult of Bones#|The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
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|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger. He also appears in [[The Sunswords]] campaign as a prisoner that is held for demon worship. He escapes into the woods, thus leading into his position on the [[Bocoe]]. Jake is a member of the [[Cult of Bones]]

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [[Dvergr Rope]] wrapped around his chest.

After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.

===Personality===
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but singing all the time.

===Relationships===
Jakelad is semi-friends with [[Kallark]], since Kallark himself helped Jakelad create the "Fuck The Kobolds" song.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Lullaby===
Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

===Charm===
Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

==Songs==
===Fuck the Kobolds===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

===Coast is Clear Song===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

===Harpies are Coming===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

===Ballad of the Ghost Monsters===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

===Crew Motivation Song===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

==Belongings==
===Treasures===

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]], lost at sea
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]], lost at sea
* [[Items#Studded Armor | Studded Armor]], Taken and wore by [[Kinney Boots]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]], Taken by[[Kinney Boots]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]], lost at sea

==History==
===Background===
===[[The Sunswords]]===
Jakelad appears as a prisoner of the elves who was arrested for evil cultist dealings and is being transferred to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] prison. Presumably, he spends most of his time during the journey singing his newly perfected song, "Fuck the Kobolds", to his fellow inmates and two children who all appear to be Kobolds. However, with the aid of his Porc allies and a charmed Kallark, Jakelad is able to escape the prison carriage and flee to safety.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Jakelad serves as a crew member and lookout on the [[Bocoe]] under the command of [[Merci | Captain Merci]]. Much to the dismay of his Kobold crew mates, Jake is ordered to sing his directly offensive songs at all times.

Jakelad's bard tricks proved to be quite effective when the Bocoe was assaulted by [[Harpy | Harpies]] as Jake was able to hold his own for quite some time.

At the appearance of the [[Behemoth]], Jakelad took his opportunity to forsake the crew and reveal his true allegiance to the [[Cult of Bones]].
===Fate===
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[Cult of Bones#|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death.

==Trivia==
*During the stream [[Deadbones]] had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the [[Behemoth]] attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.
*It is speculated that Jakelad may still be alive as Gwyneth stated that Cult of Bones members could not be killed by normal means during the Silvermine Mountains campaign.
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{{TSS}}
{{Porc}}
{{Bard}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Deceased]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Warren

2015-10-28T14:03:41Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Warren and Terrence RadioactiveK.png
|name= Warren
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin]]
|class= [[Theurgist]]
|stamina= 32 (shared stamina pool with [[Terrence]])
|gender= Male
|actor= Roamin
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= 
* [[Theurgist#Wind_Blast | Wind Blast]]
* [[Theurgist#Summon_Air_Sprites | Summon Air Sprites]]
* [[Theurgist#Summon_Earth_Lord | Summon Earth Lord]]
|equipment= 
* [[Items#Cloth_Robes | Cloth Robes]]
* [[Items#Oaken_Staff | Oaken Staff]]
* [[Accessories#Blood_Book | Blood Book]]
|relative= 
*Twin Brother: [[Terrence]]
*Adoptive Father: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
*Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
*Adoptive Brothers: [[Desnuttes]]
*Adoptive Brothers: [[Dankie]]
*Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Warren''' is a [[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]] [[Theurgist]] portrayed by [[Roamin]] in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign. He is conjoined with his twin brother, [[Terrence]], at the midsection.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Warren is a male Greenskin Goblin with blonde hair, grey eyes, thin frame and attached to his twin, Terrence, at the midsection. Warren wears a white, long sleeve collared shirt that is slightly askew at the right hip to allow for the connection to his twin, a large brown belt with a golden buckle, maroon pants and yellow boots.

===Personality===
In great contrast to his brother, [[Terrence]], Warren is very levelheaded and mature, generally being seen as the leader of his adopted goblin relatives.

==Relationships==
*Pattenborrow Threecircle
Pat had adopted Warren with his brother Terrence.
*Terrence
Warren and Terrence are conjoined twins with Warren being the more dominant of the two.

==Notable Attributes==
As Warren is a greenskin goblin he has the ability to read the minds of other greenskins.

==Powers & Abilities==
===[[Theurgist#Wind_Blast | Wind Blast]]===
Warren deals 9 damage to a target and knocks them back up to 5 spaces. Wind blast may also be used to attempt to dodge out of the way of harmful attacks as an Instant Action without the damage component, although doing so will cost Warren your move on the next turn.

===[[Theurgist#Summon_Air_Sprites | Summon Air Sprites]]===
Warren may summon up to 4 Air Sprites on the battlefield. Air sprites deal 1 melee damage to the nearest enemy target and are controlled by the Game Master at the end of Warren's turn on your behalf. Air sprites will not listen to their summoner or their wishes and will simply attack nearby hostile targets.

===[[Theurgist#Summon_Earth_Lord | Summon Earth Lord]]===
Warren calls forth an Earthlord out of nearby earth, mud, dirt and stone. The Earthlord will charge at a single target and deal 3 damage to it at the end of each turn. Earthlords return to the ground when their target is defeated.

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Elaphelk Horn Staff]]
* [[Fine Lasren Belt]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cloth_Robes | Cloth Robes]]: Pass on to Terrence
* [[Items#Oaken_Staff | Oaken Staff]]: Pass on to Terrence

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Blood_Book | Blood Book]]

==History==
===Background===
Warren was born with Terrence attached at his hip although Terrence came out a few seconds after him. When adopted by Pat, Pat begged him to have Terrence removed but he refused because he didn't want to leave him.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
In the Many Gobos of Pat, Warren is captured by the Paladin Order and forced to fight to the death in the end Warren "helps" defeat Medusa and free the paladin order from her spell.

===Fate===
Having survived the onslaught from the mind-controlled [[Paladin Order]] in the [[Paladin Arena]], he and [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | his family]] left the arena amongst the confusion. His fate afterwards is inconclusive.

==Trivia==

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{{Theurgist}}
{{Roamin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Terrence

2015-10-28T14:00:40Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Warren and Terrence RadioactiveK.png
|name= Terrence
|race= Goblin
|sub race= Greenskin
|class= Booty Raider
|stamina= 32 (shared stamina pool with [[Warren]])
|gender= Male
|actor= Roamin
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= 
* [[Booty_Raider#Grapplegun | Grapplegun]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Golden_Shot | Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty_Raider#The_Booty_Curse | The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= 
* [[Treasures#Sylvan_Leaf | Sylvan Leaf]]
* [[Treasures#Wiggly_Wrench | Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Items#Longbow | Longbow]]
* [[Accessories#Blacksmith_Hammer | Blacksmith Hammer]]
|relative= 
*Twin Brother: [[Warren]]
*Adoptive Father: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
*Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
*Adoptive Brothers: [[Desnuttes]] and [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
*Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias= Taince
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}

'''Terrence''' is a [[Goblin#Greenskin | Greenskin Goblin]] [[Booty Raider]] portrayed by [[Roamin]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign. He is conjoined with his twin brother, [[Warren]], at the midsection.
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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Terrence is a Greenskin Goblin with blonde hair, thin frame, a missing left eye and conjoined on his left side to his twin Warren. Terrence wears a pink t-shirt that is slightly askewed on the lower left side for the connection to his brother, a large brown belt with a golden buckle, red shorts, marron boots with red straps and a [[Sylvan Leaf]] on his belt. Terrence also wears grey tinted goggles, but the left lens was damaged when a Dwarven Paladin threw his vial of Unholy Water at Terrence. The impact caused both the vial and lens to shatter and leave Terrence permanently blind in his left eye. After being blinded in his eye, Warren attempted to clean the glass out of the eye, but accidently removed the eye entirely.

===Personality===
Terrence is a perverted, masochistic, male goblin. He especially lusts after [[Madelyne]] and often makes sexual innuendos to and about her. He is otherwise annoying and generally irritating to the rest of the group and it has been remarked that they would like him and Warren to be separate just so they could get rid of him.

===Relationships===
The other characters dislike him; this goes especially for Madelyne and his twin brother Warren. Most of the time they tell him to be quiet, or just simply ignore him.

===Notable Attributes===
He can read the minds of the other goblins and he is missing an eye so he has bad depth perception.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Pure Greed]]
* [[Goblin#Greenskin|Speciesism]]
===Booty Raider Abilities===
* [[Grapplegun]]
* [[Golden Shot]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Sylvan_Leaf | Sylvan Leaf]]
* [[Treasures#Wiggly_Wrench | Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]: Given to Pryor

===Former Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Wiggly_Wrench | Wiggly Wrench]] Wiggly Wrenched

===Items===
* [[Items#Cloth_Robes | Cloth Robes]]: Warren's Handy-down and applied to [[Booty_Raider#The_Booty_Curse | The Booty Curse]]
* [[Items#Oaken_Staff | Oaken Staff]]: Warren's Handy-down
* [[Items#Longbow | Longbow]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Blacksmith_Hammer | Blacksmith Hammer]]

==History==
===Background===
Terrence, being attached to Warren has lived with him his whole life. Terence came out several seconds later than Warren and as such he is not in charge of the body. They considered being separated, but decided against it. Warren did not want to get separated and leave Terrence behind. Terrence was taken in by [[Pattenborrow]] when Pat wanted to take in Warren, though he begged Warren to have Terrence removed.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
In the Many Gobos of Pat, Terrence is captured by the Paladin Order and forced to fight to the death. In the end Terrence "helps" defeat Medusa and free the paladin order from her spell.

===Fate===
Terrence was last seen with the surviving party from The Many Gobos of Pat campaign after the Paladin Arena fights.

==Trivia==
*Roamin originally named Terrence 'Tunts', but changed it after Rob asked him to out of fear of misspeaking during the show and saying the word 'Taints' instead. [https://youtu.be/jmuDPmt_-XY?t=5460]
*Has a crush on [[Madelyne]] .
*At the beginning of the campaign Roamin accidentally referred to him as Clarence.

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{{Booty Raider}}
{{Roamin}}
[[Category: Characters]]