Jakelad

2015-06-18T07:09:50Z

173.73.189.59: Fixed the timestamp on "Ballad of the Ghost Monsters"

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Jakelad.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
Jakelad is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] Crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. She is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
She believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of the Bone Cult, and hates kobolds and harpies. She loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krisstal|O' Jo Krisstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

=== Charm ===

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* Winter Coat of Protection

===Items===
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

===RP Items===
* Dvergr Rope
* Spellblade Pasta Bread

== Fate ==
Jakelad was killed by [[Kinney Boots]] after he revealed to be apart of the Order of Bones and tried to betray the crew.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
* His best and only song is extremely offensive to Kobolds

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

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