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Bruce Willakers

2018-09-30T19:31:27Z

172.4.180.203: /* Virendra Willakers */

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|gender= Male
|status= [[Deceased]]
|relationship=
*Son: [[Lance Willakers]]
*Child: Chance
*Child: Romance
*Children (twins): Freelance and Emance
*Child: Bruce junior
*Child: Bruce II the sequel to Bruce Willakers Willakers
|alias= King of the Dwarves, Old Man Willakers, Grand Paladin
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* [[Azveltara Z]]
* [[A Night to Remember]]
* [[The Lightbeards]]
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'''Bruce Willakers''' also know as The King of All Dwarves, was one of the first of the Dwarves to be made by Thor, and was the first [[The Grand Paladin|Grand Paladin]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Bruce has a large, braided, white beard, and is often seen bare-chested. He wears a combover that frequently pops up, especially when he gets surprised.

===Personality===
Bruce is a proud and determined warrior with great skill. He shows great respect with other leaders of the realm while also maintain the respect of the other dwarven kings.

===Notable Attributes===

==Relationships==
===[[Virgo Sunsword]]===
Virgo and Bruce are very close friends and have fought alongside each other many times in the past. Bruce trusted Virgo to help him defeat Virendra's dragon form. A fight which cost Virgo his eye.

===[[Lance Willakers]]===
Bruce's son. Not much is know about their relationship other than Bruce having Lance spend much of his formative years under the care of a babysitter Douglass Winechester.

===[[Virendra Willakers]]===
Being made for each other by Thor, Virendra and Bruce and very close. They frequently wrestle with Virendra often winning (due to her own strength and not Bruce going easy on her). They have had 12 children together, including Lance, Chance, Freelance, and Bruce Two: The Sequel To Bruce Willakers Willakers. And the love and respect they had for each other caused Virendra to give her life to save Bruce from Thor, only to then evolve into a dragon which Bruce with help from Virgo, had to reluctantly kill.

===[[Douglass Winechester]]===
Lance's Babysitter. Bruce acknowledges Douglass wisdom but does knows to take it with a grain of salt.

==History==
===Background===
Bruce was created by the God of Thunder Thor, along with the other 11 dwarven families and his wife Virendra. Years after their creation, Thor decided to leave the dwarves but while he was leaving he gave Bruce the Eternal Flame, which was given to him by Ouro'ras. Thor tied the Flame to Bruce's soul making him the first Grand Paladin. Bruce would become known for being an idol for the light, as well as empowering light magic users across the realm.

===[[Azveltara Z]]===
Bruce participated in Fighting Power 8. He defeated [[Nisovin]] in the quarter-finals, but lost to [[Kuroyami]] in the semi-finals. He is referred to, by the announcers, as "The Suicide King."

===[[A Night to Remember]]===
Bruce storms the [[List of Locations#Hallow's Graveyard|Hallow's Graveyard]] with his companion [[Virgo Sunsword]] to assist the party in the battle with the [[Ageless]] and bring them to safety.

===[[The Lightbeards]]===

===Fate===
As revealed in The Lightbeards campaign, the dwarven king Ghostblade assassinated in The Last Beenu was Bruce Willakers. Shortly after Virgo Sunsword would perform the spell [https://www.urealms.com/cards#finalgift Final Gift] connecting not only his soul to Bruce's but also the Eternal Flame.

==Trivia==
* Bruce is a character from one of [[Rob|Rob's]] previous projects - Dwarves vs Zombies. He was the central character in the project, and shared his appearance and many of his personality traits and some story with the URealms incarnation.

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The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes

2018-02-05T00:14:44Z

172.4.180.203: /* Coe */

This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[The Silvermine Mountains]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===
*'''''"Only Rick Snot has the power of 'Ahem'!"'''''
::- Rob really not wanting the 'Ahem' ability to return.

*'''''"DeadBones, I need the name of a mutual friend that doesn't exist."'''''
::- When role playing as Gwyneth and Kallark.

*'''''"It’s definitely a ray of yogurt."'''''
::- When talking about the “yoghurt elemental’s” ability.

*'''''"He fingers you to come out."'''''
::- When talking about Margaret O'Malley pushing Khn'n-Rell out of his cell.

*'''''"I don’t think DeadBone's puppet has a naked body."'''''
::- When all the puppets are getting naked.

*'''''"You just toss the air."'''''
::- Rob talking about Khn'n-Rell’s actions once he’s crazy.

*'''''"Yeah, that’s it. You leave the jail."'''''
::- Rob realizing he used the wrong word.

*'''''"I’m trying to figure out how I can say this without saying it."'''''
::- Rob wanting Gwenyth to be vague.

*'''''"Guys, I don't like butt fish yogurt plotlines."'''''
::- When Roamin "gives a present" to two Porcs.

*'''''That's the gayest thing we've ever done, Roamin."'''''
::- After Gwyneth (Rob) and Xavius (Roamin) had a romantic conversation.

*'''''"Bleeding out of his... penis hole... I guess..."'''''
::- When Gwyneth and the others finds Chilly.

*'''''"You win the first URealms Live Season, congratulations!"'''''
::- When T. Neconni is first thrown over the wall.

===[[Coestar]]===
*'''''"Corporal Ice Lord casts his pet DeNada into battle."'''''
::- Joking about Ice Lord being a higher rank than DeNada.

===[[Rusty]]===
*'''''"I killed all the children then burned it down."'''''
::- When talking about his crime.

*'''''"I'm real good with kids."'''''
::- When picking a cell mate.

*'''''"I'm a rock hard man man."'''''
::- Rusty commenting on his Stoneskin ability.

*'''''"Here’s how it’s going to go down: you sleep on the toilet."'''''
::- Rusty respond to his call mate because there’s only one bed.

*'''''"On the floor shithouse."'''''
::- when talking to Shaneil.

*'''''"He’s got 100 wooden teeth."'''''
::- Rusty talking about Khn'n-Rell to Shaneil.

*'''''"I have no interest in becoming a skeleton slimy goopy man man."'''''
::- When Rusty went in the secret meeting talking to Khn'n-Rell.

===[[Justin]]===
*'''''"It’s like a chilly willies fight club."'''''
::- After Elmar and Denada almost play Chilly Willies.

===[[Roamin]]===
*'''''"Good good, jokes are always funny when you explain them."'''''
::- When talking about Rob explain the switching of Margot/Margret.
*'''''"I'm pooping on Deadbones."'''''
::- When being forced to expel the Fish Yogurt from his body.

===[[Margaret O'Malley]]===
*'''''"I don’t know!"'''''
::- When talking to Xavius when asked why he was in the Silver Mine Mountains.

*'''''"Do you have theme nights for dinner?"'''''
::- When talking about dinner in The Silvermine Mountains to Xavius.

*'''''"Why did I hire you to kill the orphanage, you can’t even walk straight."'''''
::- Margaret talking about Rusty when he slipped on fish yogurt.

===[[Khn'n-Rell]]===
*'''''“I walked into this elven village, and it wasn't on fire, so I had to fix that”'''''
::- When asked about his crime.

*'''''“It was artistic differences. They saw themselves not on fire. I saw them on fire.”'''''
::- Elaborating about his crime.

*'''''"When you mine, it's kind of like you're stabbing the rock."'''''
::- Making Rufio dislike mining silver.

*'''''"This is not your deaths, this is a rebirth, you are broken and I am fixing you, what are we doing here, we are bringing a dead- dying race back from extinction, with the help from…"'''''
::- Khn'n-Rell’s speech at the summoning.

===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
*'''''"Do you have any free samples?"'''''
::- When talking about the silver from the mine.

*'''''"Oh my gooooooooooooood!"'''''
::- After Khn'n-Rell snaps the Shaneil's neck.

== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Elmar Squishwitz|Chilly Wizzy]]===
*'''''“He kind of looks like Xavius.”'''''
::- When Margaret is in Xavius' guard uniform.

*'''''“You down for a game of... Chilly Willies?”'''''
::- When talking to DeNada

===[[DeNada]]===
*'''''“One ice man coming right up!”'''''
::- when summoning an ice elemental.

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===
*'''''"Well... you hired someone to kill kids, you killed the kids, killed lots of people including kids, and burned down an elf village, probably filled with kids."'''''
::- Gwyneth when she was checking why the characters were in the prison.

*'''''"Are the prisoners having babies?!"'''''
::- Gwyneth learning that there are children in the Silvermine Mountain.

*'''''"It’s just too strong, Kallark."'''''
::- when talking to Kallark about his smell.

*'''''"Yeah, I've spent plenty of evenings trying to forget that part of you."'''''
::- when talking about Kallark's dwarf part of his dwelf.

*'''''"And check on Xavius. Knowing him, he has either gotten himself killed or locked in a jail cell."'''''
::- Talking to DeNada.

*'''''"Just take the kids. And if somethings happens to them, it’s your fault. And it won’t be the first time you've ruined a kid for me."'''''
::- Gwyneth letting Kallark take the kids out of the prison.

===[[Xavius Barringster]]===
*'''''"That’s the silver! Isn't it obvious?"'''''
::- When talking about the “shining ore in the Silvermine Mountains".

===[[Kallark Gandolin]]===
*'''''"Here’s your form!"'''''
::- Kallark sticking up middle finger trying to get the kobold kids with him.

*'''''"Hey guys, Carlos is wondering “Where the bitches at?”, I'm just asking."'''''
::- Randomly interrupting Xavius and Gwenyth.

*'''''"I can tell you’re a cool guy, ice elemental joke, haha, very funny."'''''
::- When Kallark is talking to DeNada.

*'''''"I really don’t want them to die to the debt."'''''
::- When talking to Carlos.

*'''''"Gwen, look! 3 Hands!"'''''
::- Trying to get Gwen's attention.

===[[Carlos]]===
*'''''"Kids are delicious!"'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"I break a lot of walls. Left walls, right walls, third walls, fifth walls, but not fourth ones."'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"How about we just steal the kids?"'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"No, we’re not going to hurt Xavius, because that’s what you want!"'''''
::- Trying to convince Kallark to follow his plan.

===[[Rufio]]===
*'''''"I'm calm when I'm not awake."'''''
::- When talking to Khn'n-Rell.

*'''''"ONLY ONE!"'''''
::- Rufio talking about girlfriends in the secret meeting

===[[Porc|The Porcs]]===
*'''''"But we were about to get dessert!"'''''
::- Deadbones as a porc when Roamin would poop fish yoghurt in his hand.

*'''''"The fish yoghurt has fish in it, and fish have ears!!"'''''
::- Rob as a porc in the group convo at chow time.

*'''''"Can I have two prizes?"'''''
::- Deadbones as a porc talking through the bars to Margaret.

*'''''"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… we're in jail?"'''''
::- Justin as a porc in the group conversation at chow time.

*'''''"I tried to end this but but you wouldn't get off the fucking screen."'''''
::- Rob as talking as one of the porcs but being meta at the same time.

*'''''"Can I lick your butt?"'''''
::-Deadbones as talking as one of the porc prisoners wanting to eat fish yoghurt from Margaret O'Malley’s butt.

*'''''"Can I have more fish yoghurt from your butt?"'''''
::-Deadbones as a porc prisoner wanting more fish yoghurt.

===Guard===
*'''''"Chow time!"'''''
::-A guard telling the prisoners it’s time to eat.

== Dialogue ==
:'''Porc:''' ''"Is this a trick question?"''
''
:'''Khn'n-Rell:''' ''"It depends, you gonna give a trick answer?"''

::- Khn'n-Rell in the secret meeting.

:'''Shaneil:''' ''"You’re so generous Rusty Rusty!"''

:'''Rusty:''' ''"The name’s Rusty Rusty."''

::-Shaneil's confusion with Rusty's dvergr dvergrs language.

:'''Porc:''' ''"Heya, Steve."''

:'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, NameIdon’tremember?"''

:'''Porc:''' ''"You haven’t given him a name yet."''

:'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, Bill?"''

::- Steve talking another porc.

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The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes

2018-02-05T00:14:16Z

172.4.180.203: /* Player Quotes */

This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[The Silvermine Mountains]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===
*'''''"Only Rick Snot has the power of 'Ahem'!"'''''
::- Rob really not wanting the 'Ahem' ability to return.

*'''''"DeadBones, I need the name of a mutual friend that doesn't exist."'''''
::- When role playing as Gwyneth and Kallark.

*'''''"It’s definitely a ray of yogurt."'''''
::- When talking about the “yoghurt elemental’s” ability.

*'''''"He fingers you to come out."'''''
::- When talking about Margaret O'Malley pushing Khn'n-Rell out of his cell.

*'''''"I don’t think DeadBone's puppet has a naked body."'''''
::- When all the puppets are getting naked.

*'''''"You just toss the air."'''''
::- Rob talking about Khn'n-Rell’s actions once he’s crazy.

*'''''"Yeah, that’s it. You leave the jail."'''''
::- Rob realizing he used the wrong word.

*'''''"I’m trying to figure out how I can say this without saying it."'''''
::- Rob wanting Gwenyth to be vague.

*'''''"Guys, I don't like butt fish yogurt plotlines."'''''
::- When Roamin "gives a present" to two Porcs.

*'''''That's the gayest thing we've ever done, Roamin."'''''
::- After Gwyneth (Rob) and Xavius (Roamin) had a romantic conversation.

*'''''"Bleeding out of his... penis hole... I guess..."'''''
::- When Gwyneth and the others finds Chilly.

*'''''"You win the first URealms Live Season, congratulations!"'''''
::- When T. Neconni is first thrown over the wall.

===[[Coe]]===
*'''''"Corporal Ice Lord casts his pet DeNada into battle."'''''
::- Joking about Ice Lord being a higher rank than DeNada.

===[[Rusty]]===
*'''''"I killed all the children then burned it down."'''''
::- When talking about his crime.

*'''''"I'm real good with kids."'''''
::- When picking a cell mate.

*'''''"I'm a rock hard man man."'''''
::- Rusty commenting on his Stoneskin ability.

*'''''"Here’s how it’s going to go down: you sleep on the toilet."'''''
::- Rusty respond to his call mate because there’s only one bed.

*'''''"On the floor shithouse."'''''
::- when talking to Shaneil.

*'''''"He’s got 100 wooden teeth."'''''
::- Rusty talking about Khn'n-Rell to Shaneil.

*'''''"I have no interest in becoming a skeleton slimy goopy man man."'''''
::- When Rusty went in the secret meeting talking to Khn'n-Rell.

===[[Justin]]===
*'''''"It’s like a chilly willies fight club."'''''
::- After Elmar and Denada almost play Chilly Willies.

===[[Roamin]]===
*'''''"Good good, jokes are always funny when you explain them."'''''
::- When talking about Rob explain the switching of Margot/Margret.
*'''''"I'm pooping on Deadbones."'''''
::- When being forced to expel the Fish Yogurt from his body.

===[[Margaret O'Malley]]===
*'''''"I don’t know!"'''''
::- When talking to Xavius when asked why he was in the Silver Mine Mountains.

*'''''"Do you have theme nights for dinner?"'''''
::- When talking about dinner in The Silvermine Mountains to Xavius.

*'''''"Why did I hire you to kill the orphanage, you can’t even walk straight."'''''
::- Margaret talking about Rusty when he slipped on fish yogurt.

===[[Khn'n-Rell]]===
*'''''“I walked into this elven village, and it wasn't on fire, so I had to fix that”'''''
::- When asked about his crime.

*'''''“It was artistic differences. They saw themselves not on fire. I saw them on fire.”'''''
::- Elaborating about his crime.

*'''''"When you mine, it's kind of like you're stabbing the rock."'''''
::- Making Rufio dislike mining silver.

*'''''"This is not your deaths, this is a rebirth, you are broken and I am fixing you, what are we doing here, we are bringing a dead- dying race back from extinction, with the help from…"'''''
::- Khn'n-Rell’s speech at the summoning.

===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
*'''''"Do you have any free samples?"'''''
::- When talking about the silver from the mine.

*'''''"Oh my gooooooooooooood!"'''''
::- After Khn'n-Rell snaps the Shaneil's neck.

== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Elmar Squishwitz|Chilly Wizzy]]===
*'''''“He kind of looks like Xavius.”'''''
::- When Margaret is in Xavius' guard uniform.

*'''''“You down for a game of... Chilly Willies?”'''''
::- When talking to DeNada

===[[DeNada]]===
*'''''“One ice man coming right up!”'''''
::- when summoning an ice elemental.

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===
*'''''"Well... you hired someone to kill kids, you killed the kids, killed lots of people including kids, and burned down an elf village, probably filled with kids."'''''
::- Gwyneth when she was checking why the characters were in the prison.

*'''''"Are the prisoners having babies?!"'''''
::- Gwyneth learning that there are children in the Silvermine Mountain.

*'''''"It’s just too strong, Kallark."'''''
::- when talking to Kallark about his smell.

*'''''"Yeah, I've spent plenty of evenings trying to forget that part of you."'''''
::- when talking about Kallark's dwarf part of his dwelf.

*'''''"And check on Xavius. Knowing him, he has either gotten himself killed or locked in a jail cell."'''''
::- Talking to DeNada.

*'''''"Just take the kids. And if somethings happens to them, it’s your fault. And it won’t be the first time you've ruined a kid for me."'''''
::- Gwyneth letting Kallark take the kids out of the prison.

===[[Xavius Barringster]]===
*'''''"That’s the silver! Isn't it obvious?"'''''
::- When talking about the “shining ore in the Silvermine Mountains".

===[[Kallark Gandolin]]===
*'''''"Here’s your form!"'''''
::- Kallark sticking up middle finger trying to get the kobold kids with him.

*'''''"Hey guys, Carlos is wondering “Where the bitches at?”, I'm just asking."'''''
::- Randomly interrupting Xavius and Gwenyth.

*'''''"I can tell you’re a cool guy, ice elemental joke, haha, very funny."'''''
::- When Kallark is talking to DeNada.

*'''''"I really don’t want them to die to the debt."'''''
::- When talking to Carlos.

*'''''"Gwen, look! 3 Hands!"'''''
::- Trying to get Gwen's attention.

===[[Carlos]]===
*'''''"Kids are delicious!"'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"I break a lot of walls. Left walls, right walls, third walls, fifth walls, but not fourth ones."'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"How about we just steal the kids?"'''''
::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

*'''''"No, we’re not going to hurt Xavius, because that’s what you want!"'''''
::- Trying to convince Kallark to follow his plan.

===[[Rufio]]===
*'''''"I'm calm when I'm not awake."'''''
::- When talking to Khn'n-Rell.

*'''''"ONLY ONE!"'''''
::- Rufio talking about girlfriends in the secret meeting

===[[Porc|The Porcs]]===
*'''''"But we were about to get dessert!"'''''
::- Deadbones as a porc when Roamin would poop fish yoghurt in his hand.

*'''''"The fish yoghurt has fish in it, and fish have ears!!"'''''
::- Rob as a porc in the group convo at chow time.

*'''''"Can I have two prizes?"'''''
::- Deadbones as a porc talking through the bars to Margaret.

*'''''"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… we're in jail?"'''''
::- Justin as a porc in the group conversation at chow time.

*'''''"I tried to end this but but you wouldn't get off the fucking screen."'''''
::- Rob as talking as one of the porcs but being meta at the same time.

*'''''"Can I lick your butt?"'''''
::-Deadbones as talking as one of the porc prisoners wanting to eat fish yoghurt from Margaret O'Malley’s butt.

*'''''"Can I have more fish yoghurt from your butt?"'''''
::-Deadbones as a porc prisoner wanting more fish yoghurt.

===Guard===
*'''''"Chow time!"'''''
::-A guard telling the prisoners it’s time to eat.

== Dialogue ==
:'''Porc:''' ''"Is this a trick question?"''
''
:'''Khn'n-Rell:''' ''"It depends, you gonna give a trick answer?"''

::- Khn'n-Rell in the secret meeting.

:'''Shaneil:''' ''"You’re so generous Rusty Rusty!"''

:'''Rusty:''' ''"The name’s Rusty Rusty."''

::-Shaneil's confusion with Rusty's dvergr dvergrs language.

:'''Porc:''' ''"Heya, Steve."''

:'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, NameIdon’tremember?"''

:'''Porc:''' ''"You haven’t given him a name yet."''

:'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, Bill?"''

::- Steve talking another porc.

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