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The Blood Snake Queen

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{{Disambig|the Side Quest|the Creature|Blood Snake}}
{{Campbox
|name= The Blood Snake Queen
|image= File:BSQ Logo.png
|airdate= Febuary 29th, 2016
|previous= [[Battle of the Bards]]
|next= [[The Death of Virgo]]
}}

'''URealms Side Quest: The Blood Snake Queen''' is the third campaign of [[URealms Side Quest]], and it started airing on February 29th, 2016. In this campaign, a group of mercenaries are hired to find and kill the mysterious Blood Snake Queen.

== Characters ==
===Players===
{| class="wikitable"
!Character
!Race
!Class
!Player
|-
|[[File:Belladona Icon.png|100px|link=Belladona von Feingart]] [[Belladona von Feingart|Belladona Anka Munchsen von Feingart]]
|[[Gnome#Keen|Keen]] [[Gnome]]
|[[Sorcerer]]
|[[Deadbones]]
|-
|[[File:Dob_Icon.png|100px|link=Dob]] [[Dob]]
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]] [[Porc]]
|[[Bard]]
|[[Millbee]]
|-
|[[File:Emit Crank Icon.png|100px|link=Emit Crank]] [[Emit Crank]]
|[[Dwarf#Dvergr Dvergr|Dvergr Dvergr]] [[Dwarf]]
|[[Warrior]]
|[[Coestar]]
|-
|[[File:Slippery Knuckles Icon.png|100px|link=Slippery Knuckles Malone]] [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]]
|[[Gnome#Keen|Keen]] [[Gnome]]
|[[Berserker]]
|[[Roamin]]
|}

===NPCs===
{| class="wikitable"
!Character
!Race
!Class
|-
|[[File:Job_Icon.png|100px|link=List_of_Minor_Characters#Job]] [[List_of_Minor_Characters#Job|Job]]
|[[Porc]]
|
|-
|[[File:Wizard_Ogre_Icon.png|100px|link=Ogre]] [[Ogre|Wizard Ogre]]
|[[Ogre]]
|[[Wizard]]
|}

== Battle Encounters ==
* A group of bandit [[Gnome|Gnomes]]
* A pack of white and black [[Wolf|Wolves]]
* Crossing a bridge whilst facing a migrating school of [[Monkey Fish]]

== Summary ==
Our adventure begins with a group of mercenaries whose goal is to defeat the Blood Snake Queen. They have to pass through a clearing in a forest, cross a bridge, and enter a cave. As they enter the clearing they see a group of Gnomes at a campsite blocking the path. Both Emit Crank and SK Malone travel along the tree line to sneak attack the elves, while Dob moves off to the side to look at the trees. Belladonna decides to flank the gnomes by herself, but ends up being spotted by a nearby gemling. Dob finds a stick in the bushes and puts it in his pants to feel more a part of the group. The group launches an attack on the gnomes by using their classic totem throw strategy. Dob throws Emit, who while enlarged by Belladonna, throws SK, who bearzerks while being thrown. Sadly the bearzerk fails. Dob blinks closer to the battle and charms one of the gnomes.

Belladonna blinks into range of the gnome enemies and in a great show of power, punches a gnome twice with a fist full of lightning, and punches a hole right through his skull, killing him. Belladonna blinks once again towards the forest edge and shoots her crossbow at one of the gnomes. Emit attempts to grab one of the gnomes and throw him into the fire, but misses and grabs the dead gnome instead. SK tries to doublefrost another gnome, but does not impact them fully. The charmed gnome walks into the fire and then brings a flame to Dob to lite his stick on fire. SK uses his wellforn ruby to ram into a gnome, pushing him into the fire, and is able to do so without any harm to himself. Dob begins to run at a gnome distracting him completely with his burning stick. At this point three of the gnomes are engulfed in flames, and try their best to put it out. The gnome closest to Emit enlarges and attacks him, but Emit is barely affected. Emit then tosses the enlarged gnome onto the campfire putting it out. SK attempts to hit the enlarged gnome with doublefrost, but misses and hit's the smaller gnome next to him. SK tries to headbutt the enlarged gnome, but instead hits Dob in the back, breaking and putting out his firestick. Belladonna attempts to cast enlarge on the fire, but accidentally hits the smaller gnome. In anger, Dob attempts to punch the gnome in front of him, but fails. Then Dob commands his charmed gnome to attack one of the other gnomes.

An enlarged gnome begins to shake the tree with Belladonna in it, but she blinks out of the way and attempts to punch him with mage fist, but fails. One of the large gnomes attempts seismic slam SK, but what would have been a killing blow is prevented by Emit, through his use of chivalry. Emit is then thrown back into the fire, taking massive damage, but is able to protect SK from dying. A gnome stabs Gob to deal some damage to him. Belladonna blinks back once again and fires her crossbow into an enlarged gnome, and knocks him on top of Emit, knocking the gnome unconscious. Emit grabs the dead gnome and tosses him at the other enlarged gnome. Emit then jumps out of the fire to stop, drop, and roll. Belladonna enlarges Dob's bag of rocks so that he can do increased damage to the gnome enemies, and in turn Dob fires his slingshot at the enlarged gnome. This gnome falls unconscious from the rock. SK attacks one of the remaining gnomes with doublefrost, but cuts off his nine toes by accident, knocking him unconscious. SK then moves up to Emit and slaps him on the ass. The last gnome attempts to run away, but Belladonna begins to blink as close as she can to him. She then tackles him and knocks him unconscious. The charmed gnome turns out to actually be a pork in disguise named Job. SK recommends that the group chop off Job's arms so that he can't kill them. SK then fails to bearzerk and while Emit is grabbing Job, he turns to stone. SK chops off the right arm and Dob tries to cauterize the wound, but seals the arm closed with the stick still in it. Belladonna searches around the camp and finds the dull blade of a sword without the handle. Dob then tries to cauterize the other arm, but does so before it is cut off. Instead, he sticks the leafy branch up Job's nose. Then SK, attempting to finish the job, finishes Job by cutting his head off. Dob unknowingly, fits his dick stick into the head socket and fits it perfectly on Job's neck.

After the fight with the gnomes, the group finds a couple of new treasures. Emit buys a Dwarven Runeblade, Dob buys a Blood Drinker, and SK buys a Proudmoore Staff. The group heads through the forest and by now it is night. They hear some wolf howls in the distance. Belladonna tells the group that the noise was nothing to worry about. They continue walking through the forest until the group is surprised by a group of black and white wolves. One of the white wolves jumps out towards Belladonna and tosses her into the pack. The black wolf jumps in front of SK and howls. Suddenly, SK feels like he can only attack that specific black wolf. Two of the other wolves attempt bite Belladonna, but only one hits. One of the black wolves howls, but Belladonna doesn't believe that howl is real, so she is immune. Finally, one more white wolf bites Belladonna. Dob blinks into the pack and is successfully able to charm one of the black wolves. Emit and SK do the "Uncle Phil" by having Emit toss SK at one of the black wolves. SK slams into the black wolf and then uses double frost and cuts off his ear. SK double frosts once again, and notices that when he knocked the wolf from under the branch, its fur started to glisten. He then uses his Proudmoore Staff twice and summons four ice minions. Dob's charmed wolf howls at one of the black wolves and gets his attention. Belladonna shoots the white wolf next to her, moves swiftly behind Emit, and the uses SK's Proudmoore Staff to summon minions. The ice minions begin to punch the black wolf, but it seems to do nothing, while the one's summoned by Belladonna begin to attack one of the white wolves. Two of the wolves attack Dob, tossing and biting him into the forest. The wolf attacking SK uses a swipe attack to destroy two of the minions. Finally, Belladonna uses Sk's Proudmoore Staff to summon two more minions.

Dob comes up with a great idea to counter the moonlight strengthening the wolves. He blinks up into the branches, enlarges his bacon blanket, and drapes it over the trees covering the area from moonlight. Sk attacks a nearby black wolf with doublefrost, slams it down killing it with one axe, and cutting off its head with the other. Belladonna uses her crossbow on a nearby white wolf, knocking him back. Emit moves closer to a pair of white wolves and hits one with his dwarven runeblade. Dob makes his charmed wolf step into the moonlight. The ice minions go to attack the wolves, but the wolves are able to dodge and kill all o them. They run after Belladonna, but she is able to blink away in time. She then attempts to enlarge Emit, but misses and enlarges a ladybug in a tree. Two white wolves howl at both Emit and Belladonna taunting them. One of the white wolves jumps up onto the treeline and attempts to throw Emit onto the blanket, but fails. SK uses his Proudmoore Staff and makes two ice elementals appear. Belladonna Blinks and Mage Fists towards the taunted wolf, damaging him. SK doublefrosts one white wolf and Belladonnna atttempts to Mage Fist an white wolf, but hits an ice elemental instead. Dob leaps off off the tree and pile drives the wolf into the ground. The charmed wolf attacks the now belly up white wolf and deals even more damage. Emit attempts to hit a black wolf with his Dwarven Runeblade, but slices Belladonna by accident. Belladonna offensively blinks behind a wolf, punching it. The wolf turns around and Belladonna punches the wolf in the face. Then the wolf attacks Belladonna and critically injures her. The black wolf near Emit picks him up, and slams him on the ground, and when Emit tries to counter attack the wolf, he cuts himself in the leg. SK summons four more ice elementals with his Proudmoore Staff. Belladonna takes a swig from Emit's Holy Canteen to revive life. SK doublefrosts a white wolf knocking it unconscious. Emit tosses the black wolf into the white wolf, and the white wolf goes flying into the underbrush, going unconscious. Belladonna attacks the black wolf with her mage fist and re-positions next to Emit. Dob attacks the white wolf that is on the ground with his Blood Drinker and the dagger is dug in so deep that it is pinned into the ground. The charmed wolf attempts to attack the pinned wolf, but fails.

== Episode Guide ==
{| class="wikitable" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"
!Title !! Airdate
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M02V8jLHTUc Character Creation - Episode 0] || Feb 28, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvNmCsXqmPg Episode 1] || Feb 29, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAgsi_2IDW0 Episode 2] || Mar 1, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg2n3cs5p8 Episode 3] || Mar 2, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWowJ6x3RGo Episode 4] || Mar 3, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9TAjL1v-u4 Episode 5] || Mar 4, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odkx3JbQMOc Episode 6] || Mar 5, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCa-xlnc4 Episode 7] || Mar 6, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC65IUcdIW8&t=575s Finale - Episode 8] || Mar 7, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmjQc5hgmF8 Behind the Scenes] || Mar 8, 2016
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl4CmnQ2VIyfhcL8hETsDVBrqKZ3M1rUS Campaign Playlist]
|}

== Trivia ==
* This is the first campaign to feature the updated combat system, with shields, companions, and the removal of specific player turns.
* This is the first campaign to feature a guest, [[Millbee]], and the first to not feature one of the original 5, [[Justin]].
* This is the first [[Side Quest]] to be GM'ed by [[Rob]].
* This was the first campaign where the party encountered the boss and proceeded to leave, rather than fight it.

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Elmar Squishwitz

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png
|name= Elmar Squishwitz
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 42
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[List_of_Organizations#Theta Squad|Theta Squad]]
|attribute= <br>
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00017-doomed Doomed]
|relative= <br>
* Unknown: [[Vanessa Squishwitz]]
* Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] ''(dissolved)''
|alias= Chilly Wizzy
|status= [[Deceased]]
|gold=3
}}

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|'''"Corporal Captain Chilly Wizzy!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Corporal Captain Elmar Squishwitz</small></div>
|
|}

'''Corporal Captain Elmar Squishwitz''' (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as '''Chilly Wizzy''', is a male [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in [[Porc Hunters]] and by [[Rob]] in [[The Silvermine Mountains]]. He is a member of [[List_of_Organizations#Theta Squad|Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters, at which point he became the leader of the squad. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster VII]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a horde of [[Porcs]]. He also appears in [[The Silvermine Mountains]], as one of the guards of the prison, alongside DeNada.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
[[File:Elmar PH Puppet.png|left|100px|PH]]
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. He was known for wearing many coats with the first layer being a grey, hooded coat, the second layer a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails, and the third and final level a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.

Before his death, Elmar lost a game of [[Chilly Willy]] when [[DeNada]] revealed his true nature of being a Cultist of Bones by freezing Elmar's penis and proceeding to shatter it. The pain and shock caused him to be in a catatonic state that allowed [[Khn'n-Rell]] to steal the blue [[Winter Coat of Protection]] and his [[Warp Blade]].

===Personality===
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain's orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn't seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.

He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain's decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed [[Ca-Rell]] as captain of [[List_of_Organizations#Theta Squad|Theta Squad]].

Like most Elves, he hates [[Goblin|Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one's misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.

==Relationships==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as captain of [[List_of_Organizations#Theta Squad|Theta Squad]].

===[[DeNada]]===
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the end of [[Porc Hunters]], they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Elmar's friendship with DeNada ended due to DeNada's reveal of being a member of the [[Cult of Bones]], after freezing Elmar's manhood off after a game of [[Chilly Willy|Chilly Willies]].

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing each other as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn't accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.

===[[Vanessa Squishwitz]]===
Elmar and Vanessa are related to each other. However, this relation was not expressed. It is assumed that the two are not very close.

===[[Fire Spirit]]===
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#race-00009-elf Master of Magic]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00036-wizard-classcard Wizard Passive]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00017-doomed Doomed]
* [http://live.urealms.com/characters/elmar Inventory]

===Wizard Abilities===
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00040-wizard-blizzard Blizzard]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00037-wizard-fireball Fireball]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00039-wizard-iceblast Ice Blast]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00010-sorcerer-blink Blink]

===Former Abilities===
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00046-cabalist-lifedrain Lifedrain]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-02020-passive-heartwalllocket Heartwall Locket]

====Items====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00015-clothrobes Cloth Robes]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00001-oakenstaff Oaken Staff]
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.
* Handkerchief: Elmar obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a "Cynthia."
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.
* Baton

===Former===
====Treasures====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-03006-ability-bladeturn Bladeturn]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00002-weapon-dulledvorpalslayer Dulled Vorpal Slayer]: [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] since all of [[Bumbley|K4'a]] treasures were taken.
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00003-weapon-warpblade Warp Blade]: Stolen by [[Khn'n-Rell]].
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-01013-armor-wintercoatofprotection Winter Coat of Protection]: Stolen by [[Khn'n-Rell]]

====Items====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00015-clothrobes Cloth Robes]: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII]].
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00062-spellwallarmor Spellwall Armor]: Absorbed the spells [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00012-sorcerer-rollingfog Rolling Fog], [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00009-sorcerer-rayoffrost Ray of Frost] and [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00046-cabalist-lifedrain Lifedrain]. Only Ray of Frost was used.

==History==
===Background===

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
''The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].''

===Fate===
After Elmar had his manhood shattered, he was incapacitated by pain. [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]] found him and picked him up, and attempted to carry him out of the [[Silvermine Mountains (Location)|Silvermine Mountains]]. As Gwyneth struggled to carry him, Elmar convinced her to leave him so she could escape in time. After Gwyneth left Elmar, he curled up into a ball. His body was crushed by the rubble caused by the mountain's collapse.

==Trivia==
* [[Justin]] got the name 'Elmar' from an online Random Elven Name Generator.
* Elmar had a cameo in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Meta Ytts]].
** The Sunswords, [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]] hints she had dated Elmar and wishes his cold spells could help them out during the barn fire.
* Despite Justin making it clear that he didn't want Elmar to wield a staff, he was given an [[Oaken Staff]] as part of his canon inventory when the URealms Website was created.
* Elmar can not swim.
* Elmar is the champion of [[Chilly Willy]].
* Elmar was originally featured on the [[Wizard]] class card in [[The Death of Virgo]], but was replaced by [[Nisovin]] at the start of Season 2.
* Elmar has the exact same puppet as [[Tennís]] from [[The Death of Virgo]].

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