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Porc Hunters/Quotes

2017-01-13T20:11:31Z

108.253.250.168: /* Ca-Rell */

This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[Porc Hunters]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===
* '''''"Goddamned gem."'''''
::- After the players repeatedly use the Wellforn Ruby to move great distances.

===[[Ca-Rell]]===
* '''''"Theta Squad, strike!"'''''
::- When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.

* '''''"And Roamin, you get the burned and decayed corpse of your brother! Hurray!"'''''
::- After rewarding DeNada and Elmar with treasures.

* '''''"Yeah, we were the laughing stock, nobody liked us. You know, 'cause ''you'' always set fire to things, ''you're'' a complete asshole, and ''you're'' kinda grumpy sometimes, Coe."'''''
::- Explaining to Elmar why he, Templeton and DeNada weren't liked.

===[[DeNada]]===
* '''''"These things are heavy, don't make me move them around like this."'''''
::- Coe complaining about having to move his tile in Tabletop.

* '''''"I'm gonna summon a Shitlord."'''''
::- When summoning an Earthlord.

* '''''"Way to accidentally do a good job there, Bannister."'''''
::- After Templeton wastes time putting out small fires with Wind Blast, only for it to actually be helpful, as the fires were creating more elementals.

* '''''"So, my tent's been destroyed, I got hit by a meteor, I still don't have beer and pizza, I'm pretty pissed at this point, so I'm gonna summon a 2 by 2 Grand Fisting Event on this motherfucker right here."'''''
::- Deciding to use his Grand Raven's Claw, after ranting about the bad things that have happened so far.

* '''''"I'm complimenting your disguise, don't be a fucking asshole."'''''
::- After telling Dave that his porc disguise is so good that it smells.

* '''''"He drives an ice cream truck."'''''
::- Explaining to Dave how Elmar got the name 'Chilly Wizzy.'

* '''''"Bannister, could you move so I can see Justin better?"'''''
::- When Roamin's puppet is between Coe and Justin's puppets.

* '''''"We've got a whole alphabet of side plans."'''''
::- Referencing the numerous plans that they have thought of whilst getting ready to meet Porbo.

* '''''"I just came up with plan F: Fuck this, let's get outta here."'''''
::- When faced with an army of porcs and two skelephelks, led by Porbo.

* '''''"Hold on, let me try this, this is totally gonna work, alright, hold on. Haaaaaaaaaah."'''''
::- Trying to call for his own skelephelks in the same way that Porbo did.

===[[Elmar]]===
* '''''"Yeah, who is in charge here? Honest question."'''''
::- After Ca-Rell asks Templeton who the leader is, rhetorically.

* '''''"One man's fault is another man's..."'' [leaves]'''
::- When blamed by Rob for creating the flame spirit.

* '''''"I keep accidentally murdering Daves!"'''''
::- After accidentally hitting some of the reinforcements with his Fireball.

* '''''"You know what? That'll be Plan E."'''''
::- When DeNada suggests for Elmar to challenge Porbo to a game of Chilly Willy.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
* '''''"I'm not getting anything for saving my brother?!"'''''
::- When told by Ca-Rell that he is the only squad member that will not get a pay raise.

* '''''"Oh, doubles, he goes to jail!"'''''
::- After Chimera rolls the same number on both of his dice.

* '''''"I care about Alexander, and you're just like, deleting him off the board as if it doesn't mean anything to me."'''''
::- When Rob accidentally deletes one of Templeton's air sprites.

* '''''"No, it's okay, yeah. Anthony and Amy are both, yeah, they're twins."'''''
::- When two of his air sprites are killed at the same time.

* '''''"No, sorry Xavier. Xavier understood what he was getting into when he was summoned, okay? All of them did."'''''
::- When asked by Rob if he will take the hit for one of his air sprites.

* '''''"Wait, so now we're just porc slaughterers?"'''''
::- Templeton not wanting to kill the porcs.

== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
* '''''"Please! Please let me come on your adventure, I won't get in the way. Chat would love it if I came on the adventure, why won't you bring me big brother?"'''''
::- Phineas breaking the fourth wall whilst asking his brother if he could join them on their mission.

===[[Dave]]===
* '''''"Look, the only thing I found is gonna interest your Earthlord guy over there."'''''
::- Referencing DeNada's fondness for summoning 'Shitlords,' after searching Chimera's butt for treasure.

===[[Porbo]]===
* '''''"Hey, guys! Come over here and look at this elf! Everybody come laugh at this elf! He gonna fight Porbo! HAHAHAHA!"'''''
::- When Ca-Rell asks if he wants to fight.

== Dialogue ==
:'''Rob:''' ''"I got a nine, you got a four, do I win?"''
:'''Justin:''' ''"I think we all lose."''
::- When Dave and Elmar play Chilly Willy.

:'''Templeton:''' ''"We've got a plan and a backup plan."''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"A plan and a backup plan, this is the most prepared we've ever been."''
:'''Elmar:''' ''"We've got Plan A through D right now, it's insane!"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"We've never been this prepared before in our lives."''
:'''Templeton:''' ''"Hey, Justin, can you show me Plan D?"''
::- Discussing their numerous plans whilst on their way to Porbo.

:'''Elmar:''' ''"Hey, Roamin, did you hear about Plan D?"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"What's Plan D?"''
:'''Elmar:''' ''"Deez nuts! Hahaha!"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"Wow, that's great."''
:'''DeNada:''' ''"Get fucked, Bannister!"''
:'''Templeton:''' ''"I don't like that plan."''
::- Elmar explaining Plan D to Templeton.

:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"But listen, we brought shiny things for Porbo. We didn't– we're not tribute."''
:'''Porc:''' ''"What's shiny thing? Is shiny thing tasty?"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"Umm... Shiny thing is very, very pretty,"''
:'''DeNada:''' ''"Yeah, look here"'' [Presents Private Ice Lord]
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"Look at shiny thing. Shiny man, oooh, shiny man!"''
:'''Porc:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''DeNada:''' ''"Very shiny!"''
:'''Porc:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''Ca-Rell:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''Elmar:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''DeNada:''' ''"Oooh!"''
:'''Templeton:''' ''"Oooh!"''
::- Theta Squad tries to offer Private Ice Lord as a tribute to Porbo.

:'''Deadbones:''' ''"Actually, Roamin, you could get Coe off."''
:'''Roamin:''' ''"You really saw that tension between us?"''
::- When Deadbones suggests for Templeton to use his Grand Raven's Claw to get DeNada off the skelephelk.

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Band of Thieves/Quotes

2017-01-13T20:08:20Z

108.253.250.168: /* Squinks */

This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[Band of Thieves]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===

* '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.

* '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.

* '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord.

===[[Yumi]]===

* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs.

===[[Squinks]]===

* '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.

* '''''"Yeah guess what? I snuck around you cause I'm a thief!"'''''
::- When his thievery is question.

===[[Gracias]]===

* '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.

* '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.

===[[Bumbley]]===

* '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.

* '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.

* '''''"K4!"'''''
::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.

== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Nisovin]]===

* '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
::- Explaining what a beaver is.

== Dialogue ==

:'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.

:'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
:'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.

:'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.

:'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.

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Justin

2016-06-07T03:44:18Z

108.253.250.168: /* Characters */

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|image= File:JustinGamePiece.png
|name= HCJustin
|real= Justin
|role= Player
|affiliation= Buffalo Wizards
|appearances= 
* [[URealms Live]]
* [[URealms Side Quest]]
|first= The Nuren Campaign
|youtube= [http://www.youtube.com/user/hcjustin HCJustin]
|twitter= [http://twitter.com/hcjustinn @HCJustinn]
}}

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|'''"WOW"
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|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— HCJustin</div>
|
|}

'''HCJustin''' is member of the [[Buffalo Wizards]] and regular player of [[URealms Live]].

== Characters ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|Season One]]
|-
|[[File:K4 Avatar.png|100px|link=Bumbley]]
|[[File:Chilly Wizzy Avatar.png|100px|link=Elmar]]
|[[File:Jo Krysstal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jo Krysstal]]
|[[File:Desnuttes Avatar.png|100px|link=Desnuttes]]
|-
|K4
|Elmar
|Jo Krysstal
|Goblin Desnuttes
|-
|[[File:Bob Avatar.png|100px|link=Bob]]
|[[File:Thea Mazing Avatar.png|100px|link=Thea Mazing]]
|[[File:Jack Krystaal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jack Krysstal]]
|[[File:Sergio Fabioso New Avatar.png|100px|link=Sergio Fabioso]]
|-
|Bob Bobertson
|Thea Mazing
|Jack Krysstal
|Sergio Fabioso
|-
|[[File:Young Ladyir Avatar.png|100px|link=Ladyir]]
|[[File:Rusty Avatar.png|100px|link=Rusty]]
|
|-
|Young Ladyir
|Rusty
|
|-
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season Two Campaigns|Season Two]]
|-
|[[File:Jormr Icon.png|100px|link=Jormr]]
|
|
|
|-
|Jormr
|
|
|
|-
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[URealms Side Quest|Side Quests]]
|-
|[[File:Chip Chop Avatar.png|100px|link=Chip Chop]]
|[[File:Popo Avatar.png|100px|link=Popo]]
|[[File:JustinGamePiece.png|100px|link=Tennís]]
|
|-
|Chip Chop
|Popo
|Tennís
|
|}

== Play Style ==
Justin often plays more quiet, strong characters exhibiting a go-with-the-flow attitude.

== Trivia ==
* [[Rob]] has said that Justin is like a big teddy bear, being quiet most of the time, but delivering the best punchlines.
* Justin claimed during the [[Band of Thieves]] Character Creation that his last name is Justin.
* Justin streams frequently on his [http://www.twitch.tv/hcjustin Twitch channel] which includes a variety of games and a [[Tuesday Talk|Tuesday podcast]] where he discusses the upcoming character creation and campaign with other URealms Live players if any are available.
* There is a reoccurring joke that Justin will never be the leader of a campaign because he was "skipped" to be a leader in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]. Although there is no real order given for leaders, the three campaigns before The Many Gobos of Pat had the other three players be the leaders of their own respective campaign.
** Justin finally got to be the leader in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.
* Justin is the first player to officially switch sides in combat, due to one of his previous characters, [[Bob]] being on the enemy side.
* Justin had a character with [[Coin of Providence]] 5 of 6 possible times. The only time was in Silvermine Mountains which had no treasure or shops.

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[[Category:Players]]

Mikael Zankovich

2016-06-01T21:35:40Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Mikael.png
|name= Mikael Zankovich
|race= [[Dwarf]]
|sub race=
|class=
|stamina=
|gold=
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= Wood Carvers
|affiliation=
|ability=
|equipment=
Treasure:
Items:
|attribute= 
* Cowpoke
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive
}}

The grandson of [[Vitali Zankovich]] from the [[Wood Carvers]] campaign.
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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
TBA

===Personality===
Mikhail is a generally laid back kid with a southern twang who lives with his grandparents.

===Relationships===
TBA

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===

===Abilities===

==Belongings==
===Treasure===

===Items===

===Accessories===

==History==
===Background===
TBA

===[[Wood Carvers]]===

===Fate===
After killing the now Agless [[Taylor Langstrom]] he left with the rest of the party to follow [[Gwyneth]] and [[Kallark]].

==Trivia==
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Mikael Zankovich

2016-06-01T21:34:45Z

108.253.250.168: Corrected name spelling

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Mikhail.png
|name= Mikael Zankovich
|race= [[Dwarf]]
|sub race=
|class=
|stamina=
|gold=
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= Wood Carvers
|affiliation=
|ability=
|equipment=
Treasure:
Items:
|attribute= 
* Cowpoke
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive
}}

The grandson of [[Vitali Zankovich]] from the [[Wood Carvers]] campaign.
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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
TBA

===Personality===
Mikhail is a generally laid back kid with a southern twang who lives with his grandparents.

===Relationships===
TBA

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===

===Abilities===

==Belongings==
===Treasure===

===Items===

===Accessories===

==History==
===Background===
TBA

===[[Wood Carvers]]===

===Fate===
After killing the now Agless [[Taylor Langstrom]] he left with the rest of the party to follow [[Gwyneth]] and [[Kallark]].

==Trivia==
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Rick Snot

2015-09-28T02:52:25Z

108.253.250.168:

{{Charbox
|image= File:Rick Snot RadioactiveK.png
|name= Rick Snot
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 7
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The New Crew
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe]] and [[Nisovin]]
|ability= 
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Summon Air Sprites]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]]
|equipment= 
* [[Cloth Robes]]
* [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]]
* [[Holy Canteen]]
* [[Twenty Sided Die]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Torch]]
* [[Sextant]]
|relative= 
* Wizard Master: [[Nisovin]]
* Unnamed parents
|alias= Rim Shot, Ross
|status= Unknown (last scene adrift aboard the [[Bocoe]])
|gold= 0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
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|'''"AHEM!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Rick Snot</div>
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|}
'''Rick Snot''' is a [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Coestar]] in [[The New Crew]] campaign. He is referred to as a "dungeoneer extraordinaire" and "Accidental Captain of the ''[[Bocoe]]''".

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==Characteristics==
===Personality===
===Relationships===
==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* '''Wizard's Cap''': By saying ''"Ahem"'', Rick can interrupt any decision by [[Rob]] when an NPC targets. This causes Rob to have to alter the NPC's course of action until Rick accepts it. Also, Rick cannot lose more than 2 stamina when he is attacked.
* '''Twenty Sided Die''': While holding this die, all spells cast by Rick have no stamina cost.

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Arcane Beam]]
===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Summon Air Sprites]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]]
* [[Holy Canteen]]
* [[Hammer of Light]]

====Items====
* Wizard's Cap
====Accessories====
* [[Twenty Sided Die]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Torch]]
* [[Sextant]]

==History==
===Background===
Rick Snot at an unknown point in time became the apprentice of [[Nisovin]], who was tasked with going with a group of [[Crew of the Bocoe|pirates]] to retrieve a key from the Sunswords' family.
===[[The New Crew]]===
===Fate===
Rick Snot was left afloat on the ''[[Bocoe]]'', without the proper knowledge of how to drive or maintain the massively destroyed vessel.

==Trivia==
*The name, ''Rick Snot'', is an anagram of ''No Tricks''.
*Currently, Rick has the lowest stamina out of all the player characters in Unforgotten Realms Live at a modest 7.
*Rick Snot is 39 years old. However, the porcs refer to him as a "little boy" because he is shorter than average for an elf.
*[[Rob]] often said "Rick Scott" when referring to Rick.
*Rick Snot created [[The Nuren Campaign]]. Who he played with is unknown.

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{{Coestar}}
[[Category:Living]]

Maelstrom

2015-09-20T15:54:33Z

108.253.250.168: /* Jo Krysstal */

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Maelstrom RadioactiveK.png
|name= Maelstrom
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= unknown
|class= unknown
|stamina= Unknown (+14)
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The New Crew
|affiliation= 
*Currently: Himself
*Formerly: [[Crew of the Bocoe]]
|ability= 
* [[Blink]]
* [[Enlarge]]
|equipment= 
|relative= 
* Unnamed Brother
|alias= Patches Mc'One-Eye
|status= Alive
|gold= 500
}}

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==Characteristics==
===Personality===
Maelstrom is shown to be extremely hostile and manipulative, planning a mutiny with [[Jo Krysstal]] after only recently joining the crew of the [[Bocoe]]. He shows particular sensitivity about his missing eye, growing visibly hostile whenever it is referenced. He potentially murders [[Jo Krysstal]] after the crew of the [[Bocoe]] gathers to sing a round of "Fuck the Kobolds", which he takes as a slight at his lack of an eye given the verse "Fuck the Kobolds, fuck them in the eye."

===Relationships===

== Jo Krysstal ==
Maelstrom tries to recruit Jo to his mutiny on the grounds that being the only two Kobolds left on a ship where their kind is detested. However when Jo hesitates, his jocular nature turns to fury. Threatening him with death and revealing his enchanted eye. Later Jo Partakes in a chorus of "Fuck the Kobolds", this enrages Maelstrom. When he sees that McCoy left them stranded in Laeyuleaugh, he realizes a Mutiny is no longer possible. Enraged by this turn of events and Jo partaking in the offensive chanty, he gouges Jo's eye out and leaves him for dead.

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
* [[Kobold#Tri Wielding|Tri Wielding]]
* [[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
* Maelstrom has an unknown ability to cause pain in a person by having them stare into his damaged eye.
* Maelstrom also have a prehensile tongue that is strong and flexible enough to catch a gold coin in the air.
===Sorcerer Abilities===
* [[Blink]]
* [[Enlarge]]

==Belongings==
===Treasure===
* [[Snakehunter]]
* [[Electronet Pistol]]: Given to [[Jo Krysstal]]
===Items===
* Lasso: Stolen
* Billy Club: Stolen
* Whip: Stolen
* Steak of Unknown Origin (2): Given to [[Cain]]
==History==
===Background===
===[[The New Crew]]===

Maelstrom was brought on via a donation event in his first appearance in URealms Live - The New Crew. Malestrom seemed at first to be a pretty normal Kobold, but progressively throughout the campaign he showed that he was much darker than he came off to the rest of the crew, being very brutal when using means of intimidation, and combat style. While on the Bocoe, he displayed notions for wanting to start a mutiny aboard the ship to [[Jo Krysstal]], but that plan fell through. We also find out that underneath his eyepatch, Maelstrom hides a missing eye, which holds some sort of glowing aura of darkness that he uses to intimidate his foes. Later at the island that housed The Sunsword's manor, after the rest of the crew left, Maelstrom brutally strangled and presumably killed [[Jo Krysstal]].

===Fate===

The fate of Maelstrom is currently unknown, for his fate was left at a cliffhanger after he seemingly killed [[Jo Krysstal]].

==Trivia==
*Maelstrom was actually an original character from Rob's old cartoon show, [[Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)|Unforgotten Realms]]. In the show, Maelstrom is half [[Kobold]], half [[Ogre]], but that is not yet a confirmed characteristic of Maelstrom in Unforgotten Realms Live.
*Maelstrom mentioned that he had a powerful brother who is locked in the Silvermine mountains. The most likely candidate is [[Chimera]].

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