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		<title>Kallark Gandolin</title>
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|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Kallark&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Suncleric]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 49&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= The Sunswords&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sunwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aurora Borealis]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Consecration]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bolster Spirits]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Enlarge]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Scalemail&lt;br /&gt;
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)&lt;br /&gt;
* Scimitar&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Funk: [[Carlos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)&lt;br /&gt;
*Adopted children: [[Unter]] , [[Trusty Neconni]]&lt;br /&gt;
|alias=&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Alive&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=2000&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Kallark&#039;&#039;&#039; is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in [[The Sunswords]] and [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaigns.&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes,  long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is &amp;quot;the best of both worlds&amp;quot; (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that [[Gwyneth]] is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth&#039;s ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates [[Carlos|the Funk]] and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyneth doesn&#039;t want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, [[Trusty Neconni]] and Gwyneth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Battle Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used his turns to use [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battlefield with suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has a lot of healing abilities and [[Bolster Spirits]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark is Gwyneth&#039;s boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating [[Xavius]] again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth&#039;s needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill [[Rufio|her attacker]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn&#039;t be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, an unnamed Sun Cleric, the two children, and himself from the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Xavius]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Due to Xavius&#039; prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don&#039;t get along. They often make snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Bob]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Dave]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Dave and Kallark work together.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Unter and Gunter are two [[Kobold]] children saved by Kallark from a burning barn during [[The Sunswords]] campaign. Initially Kallark wanted to send the two to the Silvermine Mountains, but over time he warmed up to them, wanting to adopt them, with them even calling him &#039;daddy&#039;. Unfortunately, the two stayed with the prisoner [[Rebooc]], and Kallark, aware that he was in no state of mind to care for the children, let them go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[The Silvermine Mountains]], Kallark attempted to save the two. He devised a plan to get them out by releasing the prisoners, and then ran out of the mountain. He was able to save Unter, but Gunter&#039;s fate is currently unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Trusty Neconni]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Believing Trusty to be a Dwelf child, Kallark saves him along with Unter whilst escaping the Silvermine Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Sun Cleric Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sunwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aurora Borealis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Consecration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bard Abilties===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bolster Spirits]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sorcerer Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enlarge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ray of Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pot Puppy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sorcerer&#039;s Stone]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Magical Hat&lt;br /&gt;
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===Accessories===	&lt;br /&gt;
None&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==		&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword&#039;s squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth&#039;s love interest at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Sunswords]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark&#039;s resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark&#039;s. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time. &lt;br /&gt;
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While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice.  One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark&#039;s request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves&#039; inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship. &lt;br /&gt;
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When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth&#039;s example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].&lt;br /&gt;
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.&lt;br /&gt;
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The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave&#039;s [[Leader&#039;s Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave&#039;s special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds&#039; faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word &amp;quot;kobold&amp;quot;. Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad&#039;s [[Charm]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth&#039;s troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark&#039;s allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark&#039;s beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it&#039;s flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn&#039;t thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that it&#039;s against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyneth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named [[Carlos]] who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyneth tells Kallark that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in [[List of Minor Characters#Tom|Tom]], a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth&#039;s desk. She and [[DeNada]] have to restrain him, place him in a Magic-punishing collar and then throw him into the Elven Barracks. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by releasing the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and tell Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, he would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners that are a part of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyneth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her.  He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn&#039;t have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is, at first, able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyneth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before the gate is crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unnamed Sun Cleric.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* In line with Deadbones&#039; theme of naming his characters after comic book characters,  Kallark is named after Marvel&#039;s character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]&lt;br /&gt;
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of season one a 20.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Ladyir</title>
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|image= File:Ladyir RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Ladyir&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 24&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blizzard]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arcane Missiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Call Mjollnir]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Studded Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wizard Monocle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Oaken Staff]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arcane Signet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ring of The Armsukaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|alias= Young Lady&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Alive (In the hands of the Sunswords)&lt;br /&gt;
|gold= 0&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I can cast [[Fireball]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;— Young Ladyir&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Young Ladyir&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] in [[The New Crew]] campaign. He is a young elf boy with dreams of becoming a proper Pirate Wizard.&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Ladyir is a young male Noble Born Elf with a small, thin figure, green eyes that are often crying and charcoal grey hair. He wears a long sleeve, light blue shirt, grey pants that end at his upper thighs, a black glove that goes to his elbow on his right hand, and green boots with a blue trim. He also wears a small green cape that has a golden button. He had lost his left hand to [[Cain]], which leaves him with a bloody stump wrapped in bandages. &lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Ladyir is a very frightful child, often reacting in fear over many things that had happen to him. He is also very stubborn in his want for a Pirate adventure, which caused him to believe that Cain would allow him to be a part of the &#039;&#039;[[Bocoe]]&#039;&#039; if he left his hand in his mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Powers and Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Noble Born|Melding Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold Rabies]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Wizard Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blizzard]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arcane Missiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Thane Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Call Mjollnir]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Theurgist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Current===&lt;br /&gt;
====Treasures====&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ring of Armsukaa]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Items====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wizard Monocle]]: Used on Fireball.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Studded Armor]]: Used on Arcane Missiles.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Oaken Staff]]: Used on Airblast.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arcane Signet]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Accessories====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]] &lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The New Crew]]===&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
Young Ladyir is captured by the [[Sunswords]]. His current location is unknown. Since Ladyir is so young and them truly not knowing if he was actually a member of the pirates, it is unknown if the Sunswords would send him to the [[Silvermine Mountains]]. Based on the fact there are apparently a lot of children in the Mines, if they did find him guilty of piracy, one would presume they would.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*Young Ladyir may possibly be a reference to Pyro of the mindcrakers, who referred to himself as &amp;quot;young lad pyro&amp;quot; (or some variation on the last word).&lt;br /&gt;
*Young Ladyir is the first player character to be a child&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wizard}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Justin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Living]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Phineas_Barringster&amp;diff=20533</id>
		<title>Phineas Barringster</title>
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		<updated>2015-11-05T12:27:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* Characteristics */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Phineas RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Phineas&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Cabalist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Rob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=[[Templeton Barringster]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wizard#Fireball|Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cabalist#Blanket_Of_Darkness|Blanket of Darkness]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Blood Drinker|Blood Drinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|alias=&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Godfather: [[Virgo Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Unnamed Mother and Father&lt;br /&gt;
* Brother: [[Templeton Barringster VII]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Cousin: [[Xavius]] (Deceased)&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Insane&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Phineas Barringster&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Elf#Noble_Born | Noble Born]] [[Elf]]. He is the younger brother of [[Templeton Barringster VII]], and the cousin of [[Xavius]]. Phineas is also the godson of [[Virgo Sunsword]] (Introduced in [[The New Crew]]), who is the father of Gwyneth. He wishes to be a [[Cabalist]] like his older brother. He was introduced in [[Porc Hunters]], he also was a &amp;quot;guest&amp;quot; of [[The Sunswords]], and was part of the Bocoe&#039;s crew [[The New Crew]] and is played by [[Rob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas is an elf that is smaller than his [[Templeton Barringster VII | older brother]]. He has eyes that are a bit more rounder and have a slight gleam in them that reflects his young age and wishful spirit. Phineas shares the same hair style as Templeton, but is obscured by his crimson hat. He wears a long sleeved red tunic that is accented by gold around the end of the sleeves. He has light red/pink leggins, brown boots and a brown belt. Phineas also wears a long red cape that is much too long, dragging on the ground slightly behind him. During his time with the &#039;&#039;[[Bocoe]]&#039;&#039;, Phineas wore a suit of armor made of [[elephelk]] skulls and clothing made with [[porc]] skin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas is very enthusiastic, wanting to go on an adventure constantly. His older brother disapproves of this, saying that it is too dangerous every time Phineas wants to go out in the world. Phineas also has a fondness towards [[Gnomes]], as shown by his actions towards [[Bob]] and by having three gnome servants in his household. He is, at first, sexist towards female elves, but later on becomes sexist towards male elves and strengthen his love towards gnomes under the influence of [[Dave | Dave&#039;s]][[Treasures#Love_Staff | Love Staff]]. He also prefers the taste of Goblin Eyeballs, rather than the kidneys which what the rest of the elves prefer to eat. Phineas seems to know various abilities and information about the world, sometimes choosing to reveal them to others. &amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas has a certain brutality to him, wanting to kill a Porc only to bring a skull back as a trophy in [[The Sunswords]], ordering Bob (The only non-goblin-hating member of the team) to execute a goblin and even attempting to stab Kallark when he was down to become leader himself. This power-hungry, manipulative and sadistic side seems to be hidden most of the time, and Phineas appears to be a young, ambitious, lovable elf. However, he betrays his nature by the occasional misogynistic or violent comment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas is a felinophobe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Templeton Barringster VII]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Templeton is the older brother of Phineas. He is very protective towards his younger brother, never wanting anything bad to happen to him he prevents Phineas from going on adventures. This upsets Phineas very much as, most likely due to his young age, he does not fully realize the potential dangers of an adventure. When Phineas ran off from his brother to fight the [[Porcs]] near his village, Templeton alerted [[Theta Squad]] to try and save his brother.&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Bob | Bobby &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Bobertson]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas is very fond of gnomes and therefore fond of Bob when they first met. Phineas patted Bob on the head, showing his friendliness, which led Bob to act friendly in return, not using his &amp;quot;tough guy&amp;quot; voice but rather his much softer voice.&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Xavius]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius is Phineas&#039; cousin, he is much more lax compared to Templeton and encourages Phineas to be on an adventure rather than prevent. Xavius taught Phineas the [[Spell of bearding]] and let [[Dave]] teach Phineas the [[Wizard#Fireball | Spell of Shaving]]. He also gave his young cousin a [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]] that was found from [[Greeky | Greeky&#039;s]] brother&#039;s dead body. &lt;br /&gt;
====[[Virgo Sunsword]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Virgo Sunsword is Phineas&#039; godfather. He is a incredibly powerful elf, and is noted to not like porc&#039;s, as seen when he spits in [[Cain]]&#039;s face&lt;br /&gt;
====[[List_of_Minor_Characters#Ms._Barringster | Unnamed Mother]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas&#039; mother creates [[Treasures#Elven_Sugar_Cookies | elven sugar cookies]] that are not the most tastiest of cookies, Xavius for one does not like these cookies at all. However, her family still eats these cookies in battle to use their magical effects.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Attributes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Noble Born| Meddling Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cabalist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* Empowered [[Blanket of Darkness]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Unknown Ability&lt;br /&gt;
* Unknown Ability&lt;br /&gt;
===Wizard Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;Phineas fires out a simple fireball to harm his enemies. He can also use it to &amp;quot;shave&amp;quot; people&#039;s hair off.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
===Special Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spell of Bearding]]&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;Phineas knows the spell of bearding, but he cannot fully utilize is as he was not successful in creating a beard on [[Xavius]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
Both Current and former&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Blood_Drinker | Blood Drinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Elven_Sugar_Cookies | Elven Sugar Cookies]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Sunswords]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[The Sunswords]] campaign, Phineas brings [[Treasures#Elven Sugar Cookies|Elven Sugar Cookies]] made by his mother to his cousin, [[Xavius]]. He ends up staying with Xavius and the group of Sunswords as they escort prisoners to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. Dave teaches him [[Fireball]] once he joins the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the Sunswords come to a burning barn, Phineas watches the prisoner carriage, and moves it to safety.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When coming to a bridge with an [[Ogre]] preventing the Sunswords from crossing it, he is promoted to leader and has a series of mood and personality changes. He becomes sexually confused, wanting to be a female elf and having romantic feelings towards gnomes, and makes out with [[Bob|Bobby &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Bobertson]]. He then instructs Bob to kill [[Greeky]], the goblin prisoner. After Bob let [[Greeky]] escape and attempts to lie to Phineas about killing him, Phineas becomes very angry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Phineas Barringster]] is the younger brother of [[Templeton Barringster VII]]. He wishes to be a [[Cabalist]] like his older brother and ran off to prove his worth. The [[Theta Squad]] went out to find him and rescue him. He was eventually knocked unconcious and put in a Porc holding cell for [[Porbo]] to eat. He eventually regained consciousness as [[Theta Squad]] was fighting Porbo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The New Crew]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Phineas Barringster]] is a young adult and has finished [[Cabalist]] school. Looking for work, Phineas finds work on the [[Bocoe]] as a new recruit. He has gone insane since he was last seen as he likes to sleep under a [[Blanket of Darkness]], most likely contributing to his insanity. Phineas reunited for [[Bob]] and he developed a friendship with [[McCoy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
Phineas is arrested by Virgo and his men, and sent back home to his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas occasionally gives hints and advice to the players by breaking the fourth wall.&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas was a last minute character, created just before the day of the Porc Hunters campaign. &lt;br /&gt;
* His game piece lacks eyebrows and Phineas&#039; Puppet has the exact same hair as Roamin&#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas&#039; Puppet&#039;s hat and elf ears are the same accessory. Therefore, when Phineas removes his hat in [[The Sunswords]] he also loses his ears.&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas is insane. This happened sometime between [[Porc Hunters]] and [[The New Crew]]. It is most likely caused by his own [[Cabalist#Blanket_Of_Darkness|Blanket of Darkness]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Despite his insanity, Phineas still seems to be stable, and retains knowledge on his family and his current allies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Dave]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Phineas is Rob&#039;s favourite character of Season 1&lt;br /&gt;
{{TSS}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Cabalist}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Living]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Insane]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Noxel&amp;diff=19268</id>
		<title>Noxel</title>
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		<updated>2015-10-25T18:29:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* Belongings */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Noxel RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Noxel&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Triton Ground]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Berserker]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 21&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= Kobold Headhunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation= &lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker#Berserker|Berserker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cleave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doublefrost]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fine Lasren Belt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quickness Elixir]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dwarven Runeblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scimitar]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Studded Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Mother (deceased)&lt;br /&gt;
*Apprentice: [[No Name]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt;
|alias= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Nox&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Noxel&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Alive&lt;br /&gt;
|gold= &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;background-color:transparent;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|style=width:50%|&lt;br /&gt;
|style=width:50%|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Now the first thing about being a berserker some people are born into it, some people can learn it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;— Noxel&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Noxel&#039;&#039;&#039;, otherwise known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Nox&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a [[Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Berserker]], played by [[Roamin]] in the [[Kobold Headhunters]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Noxel is a male Kobold with brown rock-like fur and grey eyes. He wears a yellow straw hat with a red band on it, a pair of denim overalls that are slightly damaged and have the pants legs rolled up. He wears a brown belt with a red and grey belt buckle that holds his twin Scimitars. Noxel also has a single piece of straw that he keeps in his mouth, which he claims comes from a good brand. He lost his left ring finger when he accidently cut himself with a scimitar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Noxel very much enjoys his job as a headhunter, being extremely eager to go out and decapitate anything he comes across, particularly wolves. Outside of combat, he enjoys being very free, choosing to strip down out of his clothing when relaxing and openingly relieving himself near pools of water. &lt;br /&gt;
===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Kopie Ren]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Noxel and Kopie are very close, often appearing near eachother and acting very similar. Kopie would often seek Noxel&#039;s advice and opinions on situations, which she would always side with. Their relationship often confuses the other members of the party, often leaving them asking if they are in a physical relationship or are related in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Attributes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Triton Ground|Berserking]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Berserker Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Berserker#Berserker|Berserker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cleave]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doublefrost]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Current===&lt;br /&gt;
====Treasures====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fine Lasren Belt]], [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] from [[Darius]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dwarven Runeblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Items====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quickness Elixir]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scimitar]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Studded Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Accessories====&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Burlap Waist Sack]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pocket Mirror]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Kobold Headhunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
{{KHH}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kobold}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Berserker}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Roamin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Xavius_Barringster&amp;diff=31935</id>
		<title>Xavius Barringster</title>
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		<updated>2015-10-25T00:15:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /*  Ray of Frost */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Xavius RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Xavius&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Thane]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 36&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= The Sunswords&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Shocking Disarm&lt;br /&gt;
* Draggin Lighting&lt;br /&gt;
* Call Mjollnir &lt;br /&gt;
* Ray of Frost&lt;br /&gt;
* Blessing of Strength (Paladin)&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Emerald of Persistence&lt;br /&gt;
* Studded Armor&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Unnamed Aunt&lt;br /&gt;
* Cousins: [[Templeton Barringster VII]], [[Phineas Barringster]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] &lt;br /&gt;
|alias=&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Deceased&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=2200&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Xavius&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Elf#Spellblade | Spellblade Elf ]] [[Thane]] portrayed by [[Roamin]] in [[The Sunswords]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius knows the [[Spell of bearding]] and has a beard. In [[The Sunswords]] he decided to grow his beard back when the party decides to camp for a bit in order to become [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&#039;s boyfriend again. Later on, he would have a beard covering up the bottom half of his entire face similar to a mask. Xavius can still breathe fine through the large beard, however. Eventually, due to the wild, uncontrolled growth of his facial hair, Xavius would shave it off using [[Dave]]&#039;s [[Fireball | Spell of Shaving]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius openly admits that he still has feelings for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]], and he is generally seen acting as a jealous ex-boyfriend would. He often takes jabs at Gwyneth&#039;s love interest at the time, [[Kallark]], and even attempts to grow a better beard (through magic) to get Gwyneth&#039;s attention. Gwyneth, however, claims that Xavius is conceited and that he is only attracted to power. &amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius displays some very selfish personality traits. He is willing to manipulate Gwyneth, using her confusion (caused by the work of the [[Leader&#039;s Heartoak Staff]] acquired by Dave) to try and force her to date him again. He was also willing to use the body of the unconscious [[Ian Bates]] to shield himself from an approaching arrow, resulting in Ian&#039;s death. Finally, he froze Kallark with a Ray of Frost in order to steal his [[Tambok Ticket]] (unfortunately destroying the ticket in the process) and then lied to Gwyneth, saying that Kallark simply got drunk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius is an ex-boyfriend of Gwyneth Sunsword, until the end of [[The Sunswords]] campaign when Gwyneth stated they are getting back together again. In [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Gweneth had Xavius rubbing her back, and told him she wasn&#039;t ready to have a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Phineas]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius is an older cousin to Phineas. Xavius, unlike Phineas&#039; brother [[Templeton Barringster VII]], encourages Phineas to explore and go out on an adventure. Xavius watches over Phineas very well and want to make him happy. This is notable when, at the end of [[The Sunswords]] campaign, Xavius said that Phineas should leave the part out where he was hiding from fear, trying to get the [[kobold]] prisoners to help fight a [[porc]] invasion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Templeton Barringster VII]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Not many interactions is known between Xavius and Templeton. Xavius is the cousin of Templeton who Xavius refers to as a &amp;quot;tight-ass&amp;quot; when mentioning him to Phineas. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[List_of_Minor_Characters#Ms._Barringster | Unnamed Aunt]]====&lt;br /&gt;
An unnamed aunt of the Barringster family, who is the mother of Phineas and Templeton, that bakes [[Treasures#Elven_Sugar_Cookies | Elven Sugar Cookies]] for her family. Her family is not very fond of these cookies; they aren&#039;t very delicious. However, the family still uses them for their magical effects in combat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Kallark]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark was the current boyfriend of Gwyneth, up until the end of The Sunsword campaign where they officially broke up. Xavius does not like him very much in the position of Gwyneth&#039;s boyfriend. He thinks that Kallark is inferior to him and usually takes many quips about Kallarks genetalia size. However, they both respect Gwyneth enough to not kill each other. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Dave]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius is slightly indifferent to Dave, but they still are good comrades in The Sunswords. They have some interaction with each other when both Dave and Xavius&#039; [[Spell of bearding | magical beards]] got out of control and needed to be shaved by Dave&#039;s [[Fireball | Spell of Shaving]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Attributes===&lt;br /&gt;
* Xavius can breathe through his beard when it has grown very large.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Draggin Lightning===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius crashes his hammers together to create an electrical tether dealing 3 damage to a target and pulling the target closer to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Call Mjollnir===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Summons three giant astral hammers from the skies to strike down to the ground. Each hammer deals 3 damage in a small area.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Shocking Disarm===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Attempt to disarm a target with an electrical shock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sorcerer#Ray_of_Frost | Ray of Frost]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shoot forth a beam of ice that deals 3 damage and freezes a target in place and stunning them for a turn. Xavius may use another action that is not one of his class skills this turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Paladin#Blessing_of_Strength | Blessing of Strength]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cast a blessing on a target that causes them to deal double damage with melee attacks until end of combat. For allies, they must yell a phrase chosen by the Paladin when they attack or they will lose this effect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Treasures#Emerald_of_Persistence | Emerald of Persistance]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Items#Siffran_Hammer | Siffran Hammer (2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Items#Studded_Armor | Studded Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Accessories===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
At some point  before the Sunswords campaign, Xavius was in a relationship with [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]. According to Xavius, the relationship only deteriorated due to long distance and lack of communication.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Sunswords]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius was a member of the squad tasked with escorting a carriage full of prisoners to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. The squad was under the command of Xavius&#039; former girlfriend, Gwyneth Sunsword, and her current boyfriend, [[Kallark]]. Right from the start, Xavius displayed some distaste for Kallark. Xavius was ordered to supervise the latest elf recruits, particularly the nervous [[Ian Bates]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While traversing a Ytt-inhabited canyon, a wounded Ian Bates was saved from certain death by Xavius who yanked Ian out of the way of a large rolling boulder with [[Draggin Lightning]]. However, moments later, the self-preserving Thane used the same ability on Ian to block a misfired arrow, killing Ian. At the end of the canyon, every member of the team - except for Kallark - was scolded by Gwyneth for their sloppy performance, and Xavius was demoted. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius and [[Rufio]] were then tasked with burying Ian Bates while the others set up camp to rest. Likely jealous of Kallark, Xavius made use of the [[Spell of Bearding]] in an attempt to gain Gwyneth&#039;s attention. When two goblin merchants approached the team to offer their wares, Xavius and his Elven crew attacked the goblins on instinct, killing one and arresting the other. After finally getting a moment to rest, Xavius was unexpectedly approached by his young cousin, [[Phineas]], who had come bearing cookies for Xavius. Gwyneth allowed the adventurous young Elf to tag along with the team under Xavius&#039; supervision. Before the caravan crew carried on, Xavius learned that Gwyneth was carrying Kallark&#039;s child.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the group encountered a blazing barn swarming with fire elementals, Xavius kept a watchful eye on his young cousin who was instructed to remain with the prison carriage. Xavius was quick to respond to the [[Flame Spooky]] that emerged from the inferno, however, he struggled to connect his attacks against the terror and accidentally tossed away his [[Dwarven Runeblade]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The group came across a bridge with an ogre blocking the way. The ogre requested a [[Tambok Ticket]] as payment for safe passage. Coincidentally, only Xavius and Kallark possessed a ticket, but neither one was willing to give up his treasure. Gwyneth tried to persuade Xavius to give up his ticket which resulted in an argument between the two where Xavius confessed that he still has feelings for Gwyneth. The two were interrupted by Kallark who oddly displayed a significant amount of affection towards Xavius (due to the [[Leader&#039;s Heartoak Staff]]). Kallark then invited Xavius to have a private conversation behind the carriage where Xavius was met with a half naked Kallark. This awkward moment was cut short by Phineas attacking Kallark and usurping leadership of the party. Several minutes later, Xavius found Phineas making out with [[Bob]]. After witnessing his cousin flip through a range of emotions, Xavius blasted Kallark with a [[Ray of Frost]] in an attempt to swipe the ticket so that the group may proceed. Unfortunately, the spell was more potent than expected, and the fragile ticket was destroyed while Kallark was frozen solid. Luckily for Xavius, he was not forced to give up his ticket as he pointed out that the ogre was actually in no condition to fight because it was suffering from a seizure, allowing the group to slip by.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Near the end of the journey, the crew fell into trap set by one of the prisoners, [[Jakelad]]. The devious [[Porc]] summoned many of his allies to assault the caravan and cover his escape. Against his better judgement, Xavius allowed Phineas to release the remaining prisoners in this desperate moment. Fortunately, the prisoners chose to fight alongside Gwyneth&#039;s squad and played a significant part in shifting the battle in favor of Xavius and his allies. The Porc ambushers were eventually defeated, although Jakelad was able to escape and Gwyneth had lost her unborn child in a tragic occurrence. With the mission completed, Phineas said farewell to his cousin and headed back home. Kallark, however, seemed to have suddenly disappeared leaving Gwyneth to spitefully accept Xavius back as her boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Xavius had an argument with [[Kallark]] about giving him [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], the kobold children who&#039;s house burnt down. Xavius argued that he was only supposed to let prisoners in, not out. Gwyneth broke up the argument, and instructed Xavius to bring the new prisoners to their cells. He was later tricked by [[Margaret O&#039;Malley]] into giving away his armor and locking himself in his cell. Margaret&#039;s plan failed when the guard guarding that cell block noticed Margaret was impersonating Xavius. Xavius later had a conversation with Gwyneth while rubbing her back, about having children. Gwyneth stated that she wasn&#039;t ready for kids, and Xavius argued that she was. When [[The Ageless One]] was awakened in the [[Silvermine Mountains]], Xavius turned to Gwyenth to help her leave the collapsing cave, but a rock fell and crushed him as he turned to her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
During the Silvermine Mountains Campaign Xavius was crushed by a boulder while trying to escape from the release of [[The Ageless One]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*According to Rob, if [[Rufio]] had been killed before the Painful Twist donation event was activated, Xavius would have been the one to stab [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Xavius&#039; surname is possibly Barringster.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TSS}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{Thane}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Roamin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Deceased]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Jakelad&amp;diff=11719</id>
		<title>Jakelad</title>
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		<updated>2015-10-15T00:57:15Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Jakelad&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Bard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 43&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Rob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation= [[Cult of Bones#|The Cult of Bones]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;formerly:&#039;&#039; [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the &#039;&#039;Bocoe&#039;&#039;]] &lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Winter Coat of Protection&lt;br /&gt;
* Cutlass&lt;br /&gt;
* Flintlock&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|relative=&lt;br /&gt;
|alias=&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Deceased&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;background-color:transparent;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|style=width:50%|&lt;br /&gt;
|style=width:50%|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;FUCK THE KOBOLDS!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;— Jakelad&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Jakelad&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci&#039;s]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger. He also appears in [[The Sunswords]] campaign as a prisoner that is held for demon worship. He escapes into the woods, thus leading into his position on the [[Bocoe]]. Jake is a member of the [[Cult of Bones]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and a Dvergr Rob wrapped around his chest. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can&#039;t have Jakelad doing anything but singing all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad is semi-friends with [[Kallark]], since Kallark himself helped Jakelad create the &amp;quot;Fuck The Kobolds&amp;quot; song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Attributes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Lullaby===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Charm===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Songs==&lt;br /&gt;
===Fuck the Kobolds===&lt;br /&gt;
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;There once was a captain who was a porc&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;And he was the greatest porc&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;The captain sailed the seven seas of porc&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;He&#039;s the captain porc&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Live forever, let&#039;s drown the kobolds&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Long live the captain&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Jakelad the bard!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Coast is Clear Song===&lt;br /&gt;
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;I hope the kobolds die first&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, I don&#039;t see land&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;I hope... *&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: &amp;quot;Make sure those cannons are spick and span.&amp;quot; Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with &#039;the kobolds die first&#039;, as that seems to be the established pattern in the song.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Harpies are Coming===&lt;br /&gt;
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;I just saw a swarm of harpies&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Coming to attack the ship&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;We should get below deck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Or else we&#039;ll probably die&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ballad of the Ghost Monsters===&lt;br /&gt;
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, fuck &#039;em in the eye&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, fuck &#039;em till they die&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Let&#039;s turn them into fish yogurt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad&#039;s share is going up.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Crew Motivation Song===&lt;br /&gt;
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, fuck &#039;em in the eye&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Fuck the kobolds, fuck &#039;em till they die&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;I hope that we live so I can keep singing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci&#039;s]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]], lost at sea&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]], lost at sea&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Studded Armor | Studded Armor]], Taken and wore by [[Kinney Boots]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Accessories===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]], Taken by[[Kinney Boots]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]], lost at sea&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Sunswords]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad appears as a prisoner of the elves who was arrested for evil cultist dealings and is being transferred to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] prison. Presumably, he spends most of his time during the journey singing his newly perfected song, &amp;quot;Fuck the Kobolds&amp;quot;, to his fellow inmates and two children who all appear to be Kobolds. However, with the aid of his Porc allies and a charmed Kallark, Jakelad is able to escape the prison carriage and flee to safety.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad serves as a crew member and lookout on the [[Bocoe]] under the command of [[Merci | Captain Merci]]. Much to the dismay of his Kobold crew mates, Jake is ordered to sing his directly offensive songs at all times. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad&#039;s bard tricks proved to be quite effective when the Bocoe was assaulted by [[Harpy | Harpies]] as Jake was able to hold his own for quite some time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the appearance of the [[Behemoth]], Jakelad took his opportunity to forsake the crew and reveal his true allegiance to [[the Cult of Bones]]. &lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
Jakelad&#039;s skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots&#039;]] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad&#039;s betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*During the stream [[Deadbones]] had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].&lt;br /&gt;
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the [[Behemoth]] attacked.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.&lt;br /&gt;
*It is speculated that Jakelad may still be alive as Gwyneth stated that Cult of Bones members could not be killed by normal means during the Silvermine Mountains campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pirates}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{TSS}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Porc}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bard}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Deceased]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: NPC]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4638</id>
		<title>Chimera</title>
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		<updated>2015-10-08T21:31:29Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image=File:Kobold.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Chimera&lt;br /&gt;
|race=Kobold&lt;br /&gt;
|class=[[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|gender=Male&lt;br /&gt;
|first=Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=Himself&lt;br /&gt;
|ability=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Windfury Blade (2)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Branded Pain of Fortune]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace&#039;s Light]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Eyes of N&#039;locnil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wing Kings Curse]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|status=Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chimera is a very powerful [[Kobold]] [[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]. He is the only known non-[[Elf]] character to be able to dual-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Personality ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Powers and Abilites ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cursed Treasure===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Grace&#039;s Light]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eyes of N&#039;locnil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wing King&#039;s Curse]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sorcerer Abilities=== &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ray of Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Theurgist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Equipment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Treasures ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Windfury_Blade | Windfury Blade]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
When the heroes found Chimera, he was locked in a prison transport heading to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] for stealing from the [[Elf|Elves]]. He was referred to as the Greatest Criminal of the lands. Chimera was defeated by Theta Squad and returned to the custody of Dave.&lt;br /&gt;
== Fate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chimera was being taken to the Silvermine Mountain. See as the entire mountain collapsed in the Silvermine Mountain campaign, his current status is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera was added to the game via a donation event, the majority believing that this Kobold was actually [[Philhipé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*N&#039;locnil is Lincoln backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera dual wields his Windfury Blades in each hand, and holds his Warp Blade in his mouth, allowing him to triple wield. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera may be the brother of [[Maelstrom]].&lt;br /&gt;
*For the final campaign of season 1, there was a possibility that the story could revolve around Philhipe and his transformation into Chimera. In other words, Philhipe and Chimera were the same person. However, since this campaign never happened, this is not confirmed as canon. If nothing, it was confirmed as uncanon in a behind-the-scenes by Rob, stating that they were two different people, though this needs to be confirmed at the table.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kobold}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stubs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4637</id>
		<title>Chimera</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4637"/>
		<updated>2015-10-08T21:31:20Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image=File:Kobold.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Chimera&lt;br /&gt;
|race=Kobold&lt;br /&gt;
|class=[[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|gender=Male&lt;br /&gt;
|first=Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=Himself&lt;br /&gt;
|ability=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Windfury Blade (2)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Branded Pain of Fortune]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace&#039;s Light]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Eyes of N&#039;locnil]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wing Kings Curse]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|status=Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chimera is a very powerful [[Kobold]] [[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]. He is the only known non-[[Elf]] character to be able to dual-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Personality ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Powers and Abilites ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cursed Treasure===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Grace&#039;s Light]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eyes of N&#039;locnil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wind King&#039;s Curse]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sorcerer Abilities=== &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ray of Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Theurgist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Equipment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Treasures ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Windfury_Blade | Windfury Blade]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
When the heroes found Chimera, he was locked in a prison transport heading to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] for stealing from the [[Elf|Elves]]. He was referred to as the Greatest Criminal of the lands. Chimera was defeated by Theta Squad and returned to the custody of Dave.&lt;br /&gt;
== Fate ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chimera was being taken to the Silvermine Mountain. See as the entire mountain collapsed in the Silvermine Mountain campaign, his current status is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera was added to the game via a donation event, the majority believing that this Kobold was actually [[Philhipé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*N&#039;locnil is Lincoln backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera dual wields his Windfury Blades in each hand, and holds his Warp Blade in his mouth, allowing him to triple wield. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera may be the brother of [[Maelstrom]].&lt;br /&gt;
*For the final campaign of season 1, there was a possibility that the story could revolve around Philhipe and his transformation into Chimera. In other words, Philhipe and Chimera were the same person. However, since this campaign never happened, this is not confirmed as canon. If nothing, it was confirmed as uncanon in a behind-the-scenes by Rob, stating that they were two different people, though this needs to be confirmed at the table.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kobold}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stubs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8656</id>
		<title>Elmar Squishwitz</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8656"/>
		<updated>2015-10-01T11:17:12Z</updated>

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{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Elmar&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 32&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spellwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &lt;br /&gt;
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] &#039;&#039;(dissolved)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|alias= Chilly Wizzy&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Deceased&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=3&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Corporal Captain Elmar&#039;&#039;&#039; (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Chilly Wizzy&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before his death, Elmar had lost a game of Chilly Willy when [[DeNada]] revealed his true nature of being a Cultist of Bones by freezing Elmar&#039;s penis and proceeded to shatter it. The pain and shock caused him to be in a catatonic state that allowed [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]] to steal the blue Winter Coat and Elmar&#039;s Warp Blade.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain&#039;s orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn&#039;t seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain&#039;s decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one&#039;s misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Ca-Rell]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[DeNada]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the Silvermine Mountains campaign, Elmar&#039;s friendship with DeNada presumably ended due to DeNada&#039;s reveal of being a member of the Cult of Bones, after freezing Elmar&#039;s manhood off after a game of chilly willy&#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn&#039;t accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Fire Spirit]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable Attributes==&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Wizard Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blizzard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cabalist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Sorcerer Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blink]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]], [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] since all of [[Bumbley|Bumbley / K4]]&#039;s treasure were taken.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]], Absorbed the spells [[Sorcerer#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]], [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]] and [[Lifedrain]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a &amp;quot;Cynthia.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.&lt;br /&gt;
* Baton&lt;br /&gt;
===Accessories===&lt;br /&gt;
* N/A, accessories weren&#039;t introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Lost Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth_Robes | Cloth Robes]]: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Stolen by [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]: Stolen by [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
After being castrated by ice and being in shocking pain,Gwyneth picks up Elmar and attempts to carry him out of the Silvermine Mountain gate. As they escape Elmar sacrifices himself so Gwenyth can survive, as Gwyneth could not make it in time while carring him. After Gwyneth drops Elmar (He tried to summon a blizzard to die in as &amp;quot;he always preferred the cold anyway&amp;quot;, but that idea is shot down by the &amp;quot;Voice in the Sky&amp;quot;) and leaves him behind, he is crushed by the cave in and dies. His body lies beneath the rubble of what was the Silvermine Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*Justin got the name &#039;Elmar&#039; from an online Random Elven Name Generator.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Also in the Sunswords, Gwenyth hints she had dated Elmar and wishes his cold spells could help them out out the barn fire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{PH}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SMM}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wizard}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Justin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Wizards]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Deceased]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8655</id>
		<title>Elmar Squishwitz</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8655"/>
		<updated>2015-10-01T11:16:42Z</updated>

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{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Elmar&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 32&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spellwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &lt;br /&gt;
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] &#039;&#039;(dissolved)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|alias= Chilly Wizzy&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Deceased&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=3&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Corporal Captain Elmar&#039;&#039;&#039; (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Chilly Wizzy&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before his death, Elmar had lost a game of Chilly Willy when [[DeNada]] revealed his true nature of being a Cultist of Bones by freezing Elmar&#039;s penis and proceeded to shatter it. The pain and shock caused him to be in a catatonic state that allowed [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]] to steal the blue Winter Coat and Elmar&#039;s Warp Blade.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain&#039;s orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn&#039;t seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain&#039;s decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one&#039;s misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Ca-Rell]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[DeNada]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the Silvermine Mountains campaign, Elmar&#039;s friendship with DeNada presumably ended due to DeNada&#039;s reveal of being a member of the Cult of Bones, after freezing Elmar&#039;s manhood off after a game of chilly willy&#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn&#039;t accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Fire Spirit]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable Attributes==&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Wizard Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blizzard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cabalist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Sorcerer Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blink]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]], [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] since all of [[Bumbley|Bumbley / K4]]&#039;s treasure were taken.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]], Absorbed the spells [[Sorcerer#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]], [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]] and [[Lifedrain]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a &amp;quot;Cynthia.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.&lt;br /&gt;
* Baton&lt;br /&gt;
===Accessories===&lt;br /&gt;
* N/A, accessories weren&#039;t introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Lost Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cloth#Robes | Cloth Robes]]: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Stolen by [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]: Stolen by [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
After being castrated by ice and being in shocking pain,Gwyneth picks up Elmar and attempts to carry him out of the Silvermine Mountain gate. As they escape Elmar sacrifices himself so Gwenyth can survive, as Gwyneth could not make it in time while carring him. After Gwyneth drops Elmar (He tried to summon a blizzard to die in as &amp;quot;he always preferred the cold anyway&amp;quot;, but that idea is shot down by the &amp;quot;Voice in the Sky&amp;quot;) and leaves him behind, he is crushed by the cave in and dies. His body lies beneath the rubble of what was the Silvermine Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*Justin got the name &#039;Elmar&#039; from an online Random Elven Name Generator.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Also in the Sunswords, Gwenyth hints she had dated Elmar and wishes his cold spells could help them out out the barn fire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{PH}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SMM}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wizard}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Justin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Wizards]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Deceased]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=List_of_Organizations&amp;diff=15248</id>
		<title>List of Organizations</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=List_of_Organizations&amp;diff=15248"/>
		<updated>2015-10-01T11:05:10Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;This is a list off all &#039;&#039;&#039;organizations&#039;&#039;&#039; found within the [[Unforgotten Realms Live]] world.&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Bopen&#039;s Undead Army==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Bopen|Skeleton King Bopen]]&#039;&#039;&#039; has amassed a sizeable army of the undead. It is currently unknown what the purpose of this army is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bopen | King Bopen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sir Spankey Themuncay]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skeleton | Skeletons]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dwarven Siblings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Jackson Brothers.png|right|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Dwarven Siblings&#039;&#039;&#039; are a group of adventuring [[dwarves]] that are the offspring of [[Mike Jackson]]. They traveled to Bopen&#039;s Lair at the behest of [[Nisovin]] to acquire a map to a dragon den.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sir Spankey Themuncay]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Lored]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Inky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blinky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thanks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cawks Stompulous]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Penwar Lockis]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==George Clan==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The George Clan&#039;&#039;&#039; is a clan of people with undisclosed purpose. It is known that there is a secret handshake only known to members and that they all have to call each other George.[https://youtu.be/wiXuR8Gmk_g?t=23m11s] Members of the George Clan often wear [[Accessories#Glamourshark Skin Gloves|Glamourshark Skin Gloves]].&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Penwar Lockis]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mike Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kormac]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Goblins Against Goblin Discrimination==&lt;br /&gt;
GAGD stands for Goblins Against Goblin Discrimination. It is for supporting Hobgoblin&#039;s who are seen inferior to Greenskin Goblins who are more intelligent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Notable Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Madelyne]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gwyneth Sunsword&#039;s Sunblades==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&#039;&#039;&#039; has a group of [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elves]] that associate themselves as various [[Sun Cleric|Sun Clerics]], praising the sun. They hold a key of unknown power that Nisovin has interest in.&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kallark]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xavius]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[James]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sunsword Family==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Virgo Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Paladin Order==&lt;br /&gt;
A group of paladins that were once under the control of [[Medusa]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] [[campaign]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Notable Members ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pattenborrow Threecircle]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Willis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Medusa]](Dead)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raynel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sergio Fabioso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fantastico Fabioso]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[No-Eye Bromas]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pattenborrow&#039;s Adopted Family==&lt;br /&gt;
A group of [[goblin | goblins]] that [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]] brought into his [[Pattenborrow&#039;s Mountain Home | home]] to look over and raise as his own.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dankie]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warren]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrence]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pryor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Madelyne]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Desnuttes]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Theta Squad==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is the captain of the theta squad, a last resort [[Elf|Elven]] squad.  The Alpha squad is lost and Beta and Epsilon cannot be contacted, this left the Theta Squad for the job of [[Porc Hunters|Porc Hunting]]. After Theta Squad defeated the Porc leader, [[Porbo]], Ca-Rell left the Squad to lead the Porcs as a force of protectors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ca-Rell|Lieutenant Captain Ca-Rell (former)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elmar|Captain Elmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Templeton Barringster VII]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DeNada]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Phineas Barringster]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Lord|Ice Lord (former)]]&lt;br /&gt;
==The Unseen Rogues==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Unseen Rogues&#039;&#039;&#039; are a gang of Dwarves lead by  [[Omally|Pit Boss Dragonfire Omally]]. The Unseen Rogues operate in a Dwarven city by using fear of death a motivation throughout the city. They also use the city&#039;s museums as fronts for their operations, stashing gold inside of paintings and such.&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Omally]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chase]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lester]] (former)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squinks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*4 Unnamed Dwarves&lt;br /&gt;
==Yumi&#039;s Band of Thieves==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Yumi]]&#039;&#039;&#039; is the owner of a small thieves guild that takes odd jobs from Nisovin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notable Members===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squinks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gracias]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bumbley|K-4]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Philhipé]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8647</id>
		<title>Elmar Squishwitz</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Elmar_Squishwitz&amp;diff=8647"/>
		<updated>2015-09-27T01:26:59Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Elmar&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 37&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spellwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= &lt;br /&gt;
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] &#039;&#039;(dissolved)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|alias= Chilly Wizzy&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Presumed Dead&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=3&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Corporal Captain Elmar&#039;&#039;&#039; (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Chilly Wizzy&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain&#039;s orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn&#039;t seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain&#039;s decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one&#039;s misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Ca-Rell]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[DeNada]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the Silvermine Mountains campaign, Elmar&#039;s friendship with DeNada presumably ended due to DeNada&#039;s reveal of being a member of the Cult of Bones, after freezing Elmar&#039;s manhood off after a game of chilly willy&#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn&#039;t accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Fire Spirit]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable Attributes==&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.&lt;br /&gt;
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Passives===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Wizard Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fireball]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blizzard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cabalist Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lifedrain]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Sorcerer Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blink]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]], [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] since all of [[Bumbley|Bumbley / K4]]&#039;s treasure were taken.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]], Absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a &amp;quot;Cynthia.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.&lt;br /&gt;
* Baton&lt;br /&gt;
===Accessories===&lt;br /&gt;
* N/A, accessories weren&#039;t introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Lost Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* Cloth Robes: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Stolen by [[Khn&#039;n-Rell]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]: Stolen by Khn&#039;n-Rell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Porc Hunters]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
After having his Penis frozen off and his coat stolen, Elmar was taken to the gate by Gwenyth. As they escape Elmar sacrfices himself so Gwenyth can survive. After Gwenyth drops Elmar and leaves him behind, he is crushed by the cave in and dies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*Justin got the name &#039;Elmar&#039; from an online Random Elven Name Generator.&lt;br /&gt;
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}{{Elf}}{{Wizard}}{{Justin}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Wizards]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27853</id>
		<title>The New Crew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27853"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T14:15:38Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Campbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:The New Crew Logo.png&lt;br /&gt;
|airdate= September 12th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|previous= [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|next= The Next Campaign&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The New Crew&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and will air on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Players===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
!Player&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Marco]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Rick Snot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Coestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===NPCs===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Merci#|Captain Merci]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[McCoy#|First Mate McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Bone_Tusk|Bone Tusk Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Booty Raider]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Octivias#|Chef Octivias]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kinney Boots]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Maelstrom#|Maelstrom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polly]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Parrot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Phineas Barringster]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cabalist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bob]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Gnome#Keen|Keen Gnome]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Paladin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cooper]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pot_Puppy|Pot Puppy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Virgo Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Paladin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first campaign that continues the story of a previous campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Campaigns]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27848</id>
		<title>The New Crew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27848"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T00:56:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* NPCs */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Campbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:The New Crew Logo.png&lt;br /&gt;
|airdate= September 12th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|previous= [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|next= The Next Campaign&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The New Crew&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and will air on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Players===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
!Player&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Marco]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Rick Snot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Coestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===NPCs===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Merci#|Captain Merci]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[McCoy#|First Mate McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Bone_Tusk|Bone Tusk Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Booty Raider]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Octivias#|Chef Octivias]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Maelstrom#|Maelstrom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first campaign that continues the story of a previous campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Campaigns]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27847</id>
		<title>The New Crew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27847"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T00:56:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* NPCs */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Campbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:The New Crew Logo.png&lt;br /&gt;
|airdate= September 12th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|previous= [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|next= The Next Campaign&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The New Crew&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and will air on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Players===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
!Player&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Marco]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Rick Snot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Coestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===NPCs===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Merci#|Captain Merci]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[McCoy#|First Mate McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Bone_Tusk|Bone Tusk Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Booty Raider]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Octivias#|Chef Octivias]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Maelstrom#|Maelstrom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Unknown Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first campaign that continues the story of a previous campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Campaigns]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27846</id>
		<title>The New Crew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27846"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T00:55:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* NPCs */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Campbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:The New Crew Logo.png&lt;br /&gt;
|airdate= September 12th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|previous= [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|next= The Next Campaign&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The New Crew&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and will air on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Players===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
!Player&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Marco]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Rick Snot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Coestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===NPCs===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Merci#|Captain Merci]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[McCoy#|First Mate McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Bone_Tusk|Bone Tusk Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Booty Raider]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Octivias#|Chef Octivias]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Maelstrom#|Maelstrom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first campaign that continues the story of a previous campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Campaigns]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27845</id>
		<title>The New Crew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=The_New_Crew&amp;diff=27845"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T00:55:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* NPCs */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Spoilers}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Campbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name= The New Crew&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:The New Crew Logo.png&lt;br /&gt;
|airdate= September 12th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|previous= [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|next= The Next Campaign&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The New Crew&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and will air on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
===Players===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
!Player&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Polo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Marco]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Goblin#Greenskin|Greenskin Goblin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Roamin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Warrior]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Noble_Born|Noble Born Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Justin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Rick Snot]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Wizard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Coestar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===NPCs===&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Character&lt;br /&gt;
!Race&lt;br /&gt;
!Class&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Merci#|Captain Merci]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Buccaneer]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[McCoy#|First Mate McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Bone_Tusk|Bone Tusk Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Swashbuckler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jo Krysstal|Ol&#039; Jo Krysstal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Booty Raider]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Octivias#|Chef Octivias]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Porc#Black_Boar|Black Boar Porc]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Maelstrom#|Patches]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kobold#Triton_Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Unknown]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first campaign that continues the story of a previous campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
{{TNC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{URL}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Campaigns]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4629</id>
		<title>Chimera</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4629"/>
		<updated>2015-09-13T00:52:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* Trivia */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image=File:Kobold.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Chimera&lt;br /&gt;
|race=Kobold&lt;br /&gt;
|class=[[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|gender=Male&lt;br /&gt;
|first=Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=Himself&lt;br /&gt;
|ability=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Branded Pain of Fortune&lt;br /&gt;
*Grace&#039;s Light&lt;br /&gt;
*Eyes of N&#039;locnil&lt;br /&gt;
*Wing Kings Curse&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Windfury Blade (2)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|status=Prisoner at [[Silver Mine Mountains]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chimera is a very powerful [[Kobold]] [[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]. He is the only known non-[[Elf]] character to be able to dual-class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Personality ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== History ===&lt;br /&gt;
When the heroes found Chimera, he was locked in a prison transport heading to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] for stealing from the [[Elf|Elves]]. He was referred to as the Greatest Criminal of the lands. Chimera was defeated by Theta Squad and returned to the custody of Dave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Powers and Abilites ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Branded Pain of Fortune ===&lt;br /&gt;
All 1&#039;s become 20&#039;s at the cost of reducing your maximum stamina by 3 every time you roll a Critical Fail.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Grace&#039;s Light ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ray of Frost]] pierces in a line, now deals 5 damage and has 10 range.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Eyes of N&#039;locnil ===&lt;br /&gt;
All Abilities and items have their stamina costs removed.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wing Kings Curse ===&lt;br /&gt;
Takes an additional turn after every opponents turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Windfury Blade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Deals 3 damage and lets you use another weapon this turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Equipment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Items ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Treasures ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Windfury_Blade | Windfury Blade]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera was added to the game via a donation event, the majority believing that this Kobold was actually [[Philhipé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*N&#039;locnil is Lincoln backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera dual wields his Windfury Blades in each hand, and holds his Warp Blade in his mouth, allowing him to triple wield. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera is believed to be the kobold that is Maelstrom&#039;s Brother.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kobold}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sorcerers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stubs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>100.34.181.78</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Chimera&amp;diff=4628</id>
		<title>Chimera</title>
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		<updated>2015-09-13T00:52:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;100.34.181.78: /* Trivia */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image=File:Kobold.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Chimera&lt;br /&gt;
|race=Kobold&lt;br /&gt;
|class=[[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]&lt;br /&gt;
|gender=Male&lt;br /&gt;
|first=Porc Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=Himself&lt;br /&gt;
|ability=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Branded Pain of Fortune&lt;br /&gt;
*Grace&#039;s Light&lt;br /&gt;
*Eyes of N&#039;locnil&lt;br /&gt;
*Wing Kings Curse&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rolling Fog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wind Blast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Summon Air Sprites]]&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment=&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Windfury Blade (2)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|status=Prisoner at [[Silver Mine Mountains]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chimera is a very powerful [[Kobold]] [[Sorcerer]]/[[Theurgist]]. He is the only known non-[[Elf]] character to be able to dual-class.&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
== Characteristics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Personality ===&lt;br /&gt;
=== History ===&lt;br /&gt;
When the heroes found Chimera, he was locked in a prison transport heading to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] for stealing from the [[Elf|Elves]]. He was referred to as the Greatest Criminal of the lands. Chimera was defeated by Theta Squad and returned to the custody of Dave.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Powers and Abilites ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Branded Pain of Fortune ===&lt;br /&gt;
All 1&#039;s become 20&#039;s at the cost of reducing your maximum stamina by 3 every time you roll a Critical Fail.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Grace&#039;s Light ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ray of Frost]] pierces in a line, now deals 5 damage and has 10 range.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Eyes of N&#039;locnil ===&lt;br /&gt;
All Abilities and items have their stamina costs removed.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wing Kings Curse ===&lt;br /&gt;
Takes an additional turn after every opponents turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Windfury Blade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Deals 3 damage and lets you use another weapon this turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Equipment ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Items ===&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Treasures ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Treasures#Windfury_Blade | Windfury Blade]] (2)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera was added to the game via a donation event, the majority believing that this Kobold was actually [[Philhipé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*N&#039;locnil is Lincoln backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera dual wields his Windfury Blades in each hand, and holds his Warp Blade in his mouth, allowing him to triple wield. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chimera is believed to be the kobold that is Maelstrom&#039;s Brother&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Kobold}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hunters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sorcerers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stubs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://URwiki.phijkchu.com/index.php?title=Kallark_Gandolin&amp;diff=12778</id>
		<title>Kallark Gandolin</title>
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		<updated>2015-08-01T12:22:00Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Charbox&lt;br /&gt;
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png&lt;br /&gt;
|name= Kallark&lt;br /&gt;
|race= [[Elf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]&lt;br /&gt;
|class= [[Suncleric]]&lt;br /&gt;
|stamina= 49&lt;br /&gt;
|gender= Male&lt;br /&gt;
|actor= [[Deadbones]]&lt;br /&gt;
|first= The Sunswords&lt;br /&gt;
|affiliation=&lt;br /&gt;
|ability= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Sunwall Armor&lt;br /&gt;
* Aurora Boreallis&lt;br /&gt;
* Concecration&lt;br /&gt;
* Bolster Spirits (Bard)&lt;br /&gt;
* Enlarge (Sorcerer)&lt;br /&gt;
|equipment= &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Scalemail&lt;br /&gt;
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)&lt;br /&gt;
* Schimitar&lt;br /&gt;
|relative= Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
|alias=&lt;br /&gt;
|status= Alive&lt;br /&gt;
|gold=2000&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Kallark&#039;&#039;&#039; is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characteristics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Due to his dwarf heritage he is able to grow a big thick beard unlike other elves.&lt;br /&gt;
===Personality===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is &amp;quot;the best of both worlds&amp;quot; (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth&#039;s ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could she their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark is Gwyneth&#039;s boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.&lt;br /&gt;
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The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth&#039;s needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Xavius]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Due to Xavius&#039; prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don&#039;t get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Bob]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Dave]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Dave and Kallark work together.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Powers &amp;amp; Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
===Sun Cleric Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sunwall Armor]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aurora Borealis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Consecration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bard Abilties===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bolster Spirits]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sorcerer Abilities===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enlarge]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Belongings==&lt;br /&gt;
===Treasures===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Items===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Accessories===	&lt;br /&gt;
None&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==		&lt;br /&gt;
===Background===&lt;br /&gt;
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword&#039;s squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth&#039;s love interest at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Sunswords]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark&#039;s resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark&#039;s. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time. &lt;br /&gt;
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While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice.  One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark&#039;s request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves&#039; inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship. &lt;br /&gt;
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When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth&#039;s example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].&lt;br /&gt;
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.&lt;br /&gt;
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The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave&#039;s [[Leader&#039;s Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave&#039;s special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds&#039; faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word &amp;quot;kobold&amp;quot;. Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad&#039;s [[Charm]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth&#039;s troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark&#039;s allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark&#039;s beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it&#039;s flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn&#039;t thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fate===&lt;br /&gt;
Kallark was last seen wistfully wandering off into the distance shortly after the loss of his unborn child and the unwillingness of the [[Kobold]] children to be adopted in by him. He was accompanied by his [[Treasures#Pot Puppy|Pot Puppy]], [[Annihilus]], and the hallucinatory [[Funk]], [[Carlos]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* In line with Deadbones&#039; theme of naming his characters after comic book characters,  Kallark is named after Marvel&#039;s character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]&lt;br /&gt;
{{TSS}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Elf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dwarf}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sun Cleric}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Deadbones}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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